More Trivia

Well, here's some other stuff I thought about over a period of time, assembled into a list, then posted. Nothing here worth writing a whole post about, but some tidbits, I guess.

1. I once fucked a guy who was pretty much perpetually hard, at least for the duration of the encounter. He said he was just like that. The downsides were that he wasn't exactly hung like a horse (not that it really matters, but he was pretty small) and that, even though he would cum and stay rock-hard, his cock was really sensitive for ten minutes or so after, so he had to stop fucking in between orgasms. And he wasn't that much in bed. But it was novel, if nothing else. Since then, I've wondered if he should have gotten it looked at, or maybe he had.
2. I don't think I've ever knowingly sucked a cock that has been in someone else's asshole. I've sucked a cock after it's been in my own, but I can't remember if I've ever done it with another person involved. Probably I have, but I'm blocking it out because I think it's a little icky. Too much like scat. It's like how I will rim someone, but I don't get deep, and it's not my favorite activity.
3. I once had an orgasm from a vibrating massage chair. It was not an opportune time for an orgasm at all, and I got glassy-eyed for a moment and probably wet my pants a little. I wasn't expecting it at all. And it's never happened again, not when I've tried. Sure, vibes can make me cum, but this chair made me cum without trying. And as I said, not the best time for it. Fortunately, I was able to excuse myself shortly thereafter and I don't think anyone noticed.
4. Speaking of inopportune orgasms, I had one on the phone doing a job interview once. That was easier to disguise; I just didn't moan directly into the phone, and so what if my eyes crossed. The problem was that I got called for this job interview in the middle of getting myself off and was so flustered (I get that way over the phone which is why I'm not a fan of phone sex) that I forgot I still had the egg in. It wasn't on, and I was at my computer looking at things, and somehow it must have come on, and before I knew it, wham, O. Not a big one, not a yell-down-the-house one, but I did have one and had to pause in the middle of a sentence. Couldn't go rooting around for the egg or find the remote easily, so I wound up conducting the rest of the interview while being buzzed. Final note: I got the job.
5. I've interviewed for jobs while totally naked. Over the phone, of course, but since chances are good that if you call my house, I'll be in some state of undress and we don't have a video phone, I don't bother to put on clothes just to talk to people on the phone. So a lot of people have spoken to me professionally while I sat there, naked. If they only knew, right?
6. I have, however, never spoken professionally on the phone while being fucked. That's too much. Once, Sheri tried to fool around with me while I was on the phone to work, but I told them to hold one second and then hissed at her in no uncertain terms that she was to get the hell out, then closed the door on her. I was a bit of a bitch, but so was she. I'm not really sorry.
7. Gwen and I used to call Mike while we fucked though. I'm sure it tortured him no end. We'd send him pictures too. Such teases.

I'd forgotten all about the orgasm during a job interview. I guess I blocked it from my memory because it was a bit embarrassing. Still, I'm over it and it's a funny story. I don't know what the moral is though.