Showing posts with label Fantasies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fantasies. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

TMI Tuesday

From, as always, the TMI Tuesday blog. This week is a bit more fun.

1. Select a kink. You’re a first-time visitor to a dungeon, and you are ‘center stage’ because a sizeable crowd has gathered to watch you:
a. Writhing from bare-hand spanking
b. Restrained on an X-cross receiving a whipping
c. Dangling in air wrapped in an ornate web of rope
d. Naked on a floor mat with 3 people pleasuring you

Ok, so while I don't mind a little restraint play in my life, ornate webs of rope don't really do it for me. So C is out.  Similarly, while a little light spanking when things are really heated is not something which immediately turns me off, whips? No thank you. The type of spanking one gets in a dungeon? Nah, I'm good. So I'm going to be all exhibitionist and pick D, even though it's terribly vanilla of me. I don't have many traditional kinks, really. In fairness to the question, I think maybe I should be restrained or something. Maybe blindfolded.

2. If you selected #4 in the last question, tell us how you are pleasured?

I could be really boring here and say it would be three possessors of cocks taking turns on me, and I wouldn't say no to that, but maybe, in keeping with the kink theme, I'm tied up spread-eagle, blindfolded, and they're only using their tongues. There can be more than three of them, but I don't need to know their identities at all. I could get behind this scenario.

3. Bind, blind, tease. Write a 50-word story and include those 3 words.

I already do Flash Fiction Friday and this isn't really a question. Bah. Fine, I'll do it under protest.

She begins with the ropes, binding me despite my protests. "All in due time," she reassures me. Then the silk scarf over my eyes blinds me, robbing me of the sight of her pert buttocks walking away. "Now you'll learn patience," she teases. All I hear is her giggling exit.

There. 50 words on the dot.

4. Sex Doll play: The ‘doll’ is the human version of an inflatable sex doll. The ‘doll’ must lie completely still on a bed and let their partner have at it. The partner is free to control the doll’s body and movements, and do what they please. Which will you be–the doll or the doll-master? Why?

I'm not particularly into this scenario on either side but I think, if I had a male doll-master, I could maybe see being the doll. I like my partners to contribute, but if my male partner wanted to fuck me like a lifeless piece of meat, subby Lexi could come out and play a little bit. As long as I was allowed to cum. I don't like orgasm denial, particularly after having been forcibly denied them by medical conditions for so many years.

I should have more to say about this, but like I said, my kinks tend toward the nontraditional. I've never been to a sex dungeon and it's not on my bucket list or anything. There have been times in my life when I was a bit more into things like this, but as I age I find psychology much more kinky than physical stuff, if that's the right way to put it.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

TMI Tuesday

From the archives.

1.) What was your biggest fantasy once you discovered sexy things?

Once I discovered sexy things, I think my biggest fantasy was getting fucked.  Once that happened, it was probably getting fucked in the ass.  Once that happened, maybe DP?  I can't honestly remember the progression of my fantasy life.

2.) Did you get to do said fantasy, and if so would you do it again?

I've done all those things, obviously.  Would totally do them again.

3.) Was it as good as imagined?

Better.  Sex was better than I expected, anal was difficult the first time but once I felt the pleasure of it I was down for it all the time, and DP was so intense I might have cried from the pleasure and force of it.

4.) Describe said fantasy.

Once I learned about sex, I think my fantasy was that being penetrated would make me cum in a completely different way.  Then, after I got to see Mari and Sheri go first, it became more concrete and I just wanted to feel Dad's cock inside me in the worst way.  I wanted to feel that fullness that I imagined.  When it happened, God it really was better than advertised.  I've been hooked ever since.

As far as anal, I think initially I thought it would be like regular sex but tighter and the guy would enjoy it more, but then I discovered that there are whole new realms of pleasure and erogenous zones.  Oh, even after I had anal my fantasy was still to get Dad to fuck my ass because at the time he had the biggest cock I was likely to get.  I still have that fantasy occasionally.

And DP, well I was pretty sure it would feel like a combination of the two great pleasures of pussy and ass penetration, but the whole is definitely greater than the sum of its parts there.

5.) What is your biggest fantasy now?

This is sad, but orgasms without having to work for them as much and without pain.  Not really a fantasy, a hope.

Bonus: Something you would NEVER do.

I've said this before and... well, I've said I would never do some other things that I've wound up doing, so maybe even this, but I doubt it.  I'm never going to be into vomit.  And I'm pretty sure I'm never going to just eat shit.  Both of those things are definitely my limit.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Sveta Update

I haven't been taking about Sveta as much. The reason is because... well, it's because things between us are going just fine, but there's rarely anything interesting to report. I offered to let her write something, but she said if she wanted to write a blog she'd write one of her own. But I do feel like she's become a supporting cast member rather than my favorite lady in the world, so to remedy that I'm going to devote a post to her.

Sorry if more of the same bores you. That "more of the same" is stories about a smoking hot girl should help. Also, not sorry if you're jealous I get to live with and constantly fool around with a smoking hot girl. Deal with it.

Sveta is doing just fine. She has a job which is okay and she doesn't hate. It's not a lot of money, but money isn't everything.

Her family... well, that's a long story and the short version is that she does get some support from her father, but her step-mother is still a bitch.

She's still working on getting her own tail more regularly. She's never picked up a girl herself. She says she still gets nervous about that. No problem. Not everyone is a seductress. But she has managed quite a few guys on her own. I told her she's welcome to bring them home and I'll stay out of the way, but she usually goes over to their places.

Just last week, she bagged a very cute guy. At least he looked cute from the pictures she sent me. I also told her that she was under no obligation to tell her prospective flings about me, but she usually does. It rarely hurts her chances. She sends me texts and pictures in flagrante all the time, which I love. This guy was older, graying hair, but pretty built, which I know because she sent me a picture of him taken from between her legs while he fucked her. She said he wasn't interested in anal, but hey, not everyone is. He did manage to make her cum twice, once with a nice round of fucking, and then again while they were waiting for him to be ready again with his tongue and fingers. He wanted to get a close-up of her orgasm and wasn't disappointed. Then he rolled her over and fucked her lying on her stomach, then on top of him, then spooning until he came.

Before that, she had a semi-regular thing with a guy about her age who's friends with me, so I knew he'd be good to her. We actually shared him once or twice, although it was really more like he and I were sharing her. I did get fucked, but in passing, and I directed him back to her after a few minutes. No point in wasting it on me.

They stopped it after a while because they both agreed that the relationship wasn't really what he wanted. It was totally amicable and she told him that he had a standing offer for meaningless sex whenever he wanted, but he got involved with another woman and that got serious. We're happy for him, even if we might occasionally miss the sex. He wasn't shabby and could get it up repeatedly. I know she misses him more than I do. Not great with his tongue but he could fuck her until she couldn't see straight.

And of course there's my Dad. We visit whenever possible, and he's always happy for Sveta to rock his world.

And then there's us.

Sveta is a trooper and she's helped me more than I can enumerate with my medical issues. She's very patient with me when I'm not feeling sexy, shoulder to cry in and so forth. But she's also eagerly trying to help me work through the issues by making love as often as possible at the drop of a hat. I think Sveta's coming to accept that I really do enjoy making her happy in bed even if I can't cum, so she's been reaping plenty of rewards.

As I've mentioned, ever since Liam she's been really into rimming, and if I'm not as into it as her, I love eating her ass because she gets so into it. Mostly I'll be going down on her and just move lower after I've tasted her pussy to my satisfaction, licking down over the base of her pussy and then tonguing her asshole. She tastes musky, but not entirely unpleasant. Not as nice as her pussy, which as you know is the sweetest little pink hole in captivity, but I can get into it.

I'm still hesitant about sticking my tongue in her asshole, which she actually finds funny. "You're not supposed to be scared of anything in sex," she'll tease me. "Now get in there and stick your tongue up my butt or I'll tie you up and make you." She's goofy. My goofy, beautiful girl.

And yes, she still gushes. I won't say squirts because it's not really a squirt, just a giant upwelling of juice. But if I really work at it my face gets soaked. We change the sheets a lot.

She's looking forward to our next play date with Liam and Kate, as well as meeting Zoe, and those are both things that are definitely going to happen.

Anyway, while she's not going to write a blog post for me, I will ask her any questions you have. I can't promise any answers, but I'll ask.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Like Goddamn Rabbits

Made it to the theater late tonight because of previous obligations. No time for anything more than an extremely enthusiastic kiss with Zoe. Well, several, and I felt her up mercilessly until she broke away, laughing, and said she wouldn't be able to concentrate on the show if I kept it up.

"I find it pretty hard myself when you come on in that costume," I said. Which is true, although last night I also found it difficult to stop from thinking about the blonde girl's body too. Plus from my vantage point, I don't see her face much. I'm horrible.

So intermission hits and, I'm somewhat ashamed to say, I was hoping to catch some more voyeuristic action, so I headed back to my previous fishing hole.

Lest you ask me why I'm not taking advantage of intermission to catch a quickie with Zoe, I thought of it, but she's pretty busy changing. I have no idea how the other two managed it. It's just not that much time, and I don't want to start something I can't finish.

Well, actually, I think I know how the other couple manages it because they were already there when I peeked around the door. I think she must get her costume on during Act I and he never changes, plus they're neither in the last scene of the act. Still, not much time, but they didn't seem to let that slow them down.

This time, wonder of wonders, she was on top. Again, in profile, which is really the best angle, and I thanked the gods of perversion that these two had no idea how to keep a fuck the DL. And better yet, she wasn't wearing a stitch. Her costume and underwear were nearby. He had his pants pulled down and she was straddling him and bouncing in a way which made my mouth practically water.

"Spin around, sweetheart. I want to see that big ass while I fuck you," he said. She hopped up and damn is her ass worth looking at. When she squatted again I could see her ass in delightful detail. She's got dancer's legs, strong and firm, and while her ass might be big, it's definitely not fat. Just a nice ass all around, and enough of it to hang onto, which he did.

He started thrusting up into her, hard, and she, despite trying to stifle it, was moaning. "That's right, sweetheart, take it," he grunted. A winner, this guy. But maybe she likes it hard. She seemed like equal parts pleasure and discomfort.

After a few more thrusts, he pushed her up with, "Sonovabitch, get over here with that cute mouth or I'm gonna blow it inside you."

She looked disappointed. No orgasm, I don't think. But she turned around and put her mouth on his cock. "Come on sweetheart, suck it out," he grunted, then pressed her head down. She wasn't about to deepthroat him, but he seemed to enjoy her resistance and after a moment he grunted, "Fuck yes, take it!"

She gagged and cum drooled out of her mouth, but he kept the pressure up and she seemed to accept it. Finally he let her up. She forced a smile and licked her lips. I imagine most of his semen had gone down her throat.

"Come on sweetheart, clean me up before I make a mess." Such a great guy. But she shrugged and licked up the spills. "Good girl. Plenty more where that came from."

"Tonight?" God help me, she looked hopeful.

"The bitch is out tonight. I'm gonna fuck you silly." He was already pulling himself together and she was still sitting naked in the floor looking up at him. It crushed my soul a little to see how happy she was that his wife was out.

Look, I don't want to judge. He seems like a shit, but maybe she's getting what she wants. Needs? I wish I knew what was going on in her head. Is she so desperate for affection? Validation? A good fuck? I mean, I've bad-mouthed her looks and that's not fair. She's a bit plain in the face and maybe her ass might seem larger, but she's hot as hell naked.

But I've already got enough on my plate. I shouldn't even be peeking. I'm a perv. Another reason I don't want to judge. But I like his wife. I'm a bad person all around. And if you're reading this, you're an accessory. No, only kidding. I just want everyone to know I'm far from perfect.

So he looked like he was on the way out the door, and rather than chance it again I moved away. She was sitting on the floor naked looking lost. It's my tender nature that I just wanted to rush back after he left and comfort her. In my fantasies I go in, she's crying, I tell her she doesn't need this shit, then I offer to introduce her to Zoe and everything is happy. That I get to share two hot girls is the selfish part.

But this isn't a fairy tale. I just have to accept that.

Feeling slightly depressed by life, I coasted through the rest of the evening, until I was backstage and Zoe was wearing a little short skirt and damn it, I'm human so I had to goose her. That made me feel better. Unfortunately, there was no chance of nookie this evening because Zoe had guests in the audience, so she went out with them and I went home.

Sveta and I talked about all this shit and she agreed that it was an unpleasant situation. Hell, she'd know; she's no stranger to feeling the way this girl probably does. And then we decided that the best remedy for all of this was to pull out a double dil and fuck like crazy.

We started with her sticking one side up into her wet snatch and then waggling it around suggestively. There was giggling. Then I gave her fake cock head, swallowing it down until I could tickle the base of her pussy with my tongue with the dildo down my throat.

We tried face to face for a while, but the dildo wasn't bendy enough, so we went ass to ass, and since that was going so well, we switched from pussy to ass and went ass to ass for broke, our butts bumping together as we worked the dildo into both our colons for all we were worth.

I felt guilty that I had rimmed Zoe, so I went down on Sveta with the dildo still poking out of her asshole, then popped it out and stuck my tongue in the gape. Maybe I'll get used to it eventually. I mean, I like doing it, but it still leaves me a little squeamish.

But I made her cum like a fire hose, so it was worth it. Then I quickly moved into her cunt with three fingers and went hard on her clit and got a second, exhausted orgasm out of her to prove I could.

Then bed. And then I got up again and wrote this. Now back to bed. Matinee tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Work Sucks, But There Are Fringe Benefits

So I'm in an aisle picking something up (yes, I work retail) and I feel a hand on my ass.  Well, it's on my ass for a moment, and then it's between my legs rubbing my pussy through my jeans.  What the fuck?

No, I don't work at the perv store.  I looked around (notice that I didn't stand up) and there's Jax grinning at me.  "I just saw that ass and had to grope it," she said.

Well, I wasn't able to take a break right then, and there are cameras in the store and so forth, so after a moment of wishing I stood up and gave her a hug.  "Poppy with you?" I asked hopefully.

"No, just went out on a quick run," she said.  "When do you get off?"  And then she winked and slapped my ass.

"Not for too long," I said, winking too.  "But I'm on break in a while."

So she stuck around until my break and we went out to my car.  We barely made it through the door before her hand was on my ass again, and then she wormed it into my pants and down so we were walking to my car with her finger pressing on my asshole.  I'm really glad no one was around.  Once in the car, there was much kissing and stroking, and then she loosened my belt and got her hand down there again and was fingering my ass with one hand while with the other she had my shirt up, bra down, and then started working my nipple with her tongue.

It was hot and heavy and over too quickly.  I wanted to give her some quid pro quo but it was awkward, and she didn't seem interested in stopping.  Her hand migrated down and then I was getting it from both sides, finger in my ass, finger in my cunt, lips on my breasts.  I didn't cum, but I had a good time.  And then I had to go back to work.

I wish I worked somewhere where she could have just stayed in the store and fingered me while no one knew.  I guess we could have found a back room, but getting caught would not be good for my work prospects.

I fantasized the rest of the night about working at a desk where I could have been hidden from the waist down and Jax could have been down there going to town on me while I talked to customers.  I don't think I'd ever do that, not now anyway, but it was nice to think about.

We ended the evening with Jax inviting me over again, with strong suggestions that I bring Sveta too and that much fun would be had.  And I couldn't because I had to work.  Maybe the fringe benefits...  But Jax also said she'd be back to the store and it would be my turn next time, so hey, fringe benefits!

Friday, April 15, 2016

Bukakke

Bukakke has never been something I particularly enjoyed watching.  There's a certain thrill to it, the idea of a whole crowd of random guys lining up to jizz on a cute girl's face, but frequently the presentation isn't sexy.  And the fact that it's usually Japanese and censored doesn't help much.  I think Japanese women are incredibly sexy, but the sounds that Japanese porn stars seem contractually obligated to make don't really do it for me either.

That being said, I think there's definitely good bukakke porn out there, including from our Eastern neighbors.  I just prefer gangbangs and creampies for my viewing pleasure.  Having a gangbang finish up with bukakke can be nice, but the girl has to be cute and I don't want to see minutes and minutes of her waiting patiently while unattractive men furiously wank out a tiny dribble of spooge.  I'm fine with a bunch of cumshots in quick succession, particularly if there's some fucking happening too.

But I've reversed my position on bukakke personally: I would love to try it.  I would love to have a huge gangbang more, and I would love to have a huge creampie bukakke even more than that, but it seems like the standard garden variety bukakke might be easier to achieve, and I can see the appeal of it happening to me.  I think this may be a continuation of my last post in that I would happily lie there as guy after anonymous guy spunked all over my body.  The addition of some help cleaning up would be nice, but I could also happily do one of those where the girl cleans it all up herself.

As I get older, the logistics of organizing a gangbang become more and more tricky.  But I might be able to get a few guys together to come in one at a time and cream all over me.  I wouldn't make them stand there in a group or hotswap me.  They could be completely secure in their masculinity.

Maybe I just need to put out some feelers to old friends.  Of course, most of my friends would want to fuck, but maybe they'd be willing to do a quid pro quo: some alone time with me in exchange for a sperm donation.  Whatever.  It makes me hot thinking about it.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Doctor's Orders

So my doctor suggested that I need to keep trying on the whole "can't cum without feeling like I'm being stabbed in the gut" thing.  I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to just get used to the pain or if "physical therapy" will actually help reduce the pain.  But whatever.

So, because it's hard to try to cum with a partner as part of physical therapy (not that I don't, but partners only have so much time to contribute and there's refractory periods and all that jazz to worry about too) I've been fantasizing a lot and looking at a lot of porn.  A lot.

Lately the idea of being tied up in a bathroom stall has really been appealing to me for some reason.  I figure there should be a stall in the men's room right next to the toilets and urinals which is the "get your rocks off" stall.  Actually, because I'm so deprived and depraved, it could be a "do pretty much anything you want to Lexi" stall.

Maybe a guy just needs to piss, so he comes into the stall and there I am all trussed up.  He just unzips, sticks his cock in my mouth, and I have to drink all the piss.  And then, like a good bidet, clean him up afterward.  No shaking required, no post-mictural dribble, just Lexi the toilet slave.

Or maybe he'd like to stick a funnel up my ass and give me a golden enema.  Or just piss all over me.  Whatever.

Then of course there would be the guy who has 5 minutes for coffee and a wank and sees my stall instead, so he heads in and fucks my face like a Fleshlight and cums down my throat.  No mess to clean up, and I guarantee I'm a better choice than a stealthy bathroom jerkoff session.

Of course there's always the chance that he'd like something more than a blowjob.  There I am, tied up and bent over and he can fuck me seventeen ways to Sunday, pussy, ass, whatever.  Since I'm tied up, I'm seeing the need for a bathroom attendant who could clean up afterward.  Sure, Lexi the bidet could suck his cock clean after he shot his load inside me, but maybe the attendant could do that too just to make sure, and she could also eat out all the cum to make me nice and sanitary for the next guest.

Yes, I'm even thinking, because as I said I'm deprived and depraved, that scat would be on the table in this scenario.  I would totally rim a guy to save on toilet paper.  I'm a filthy whore slave in this scenario.

This is not something I would ever actually want to do in real life.  That's what makes fantasy so awesome.  I frequently fantasize about things I've never done, or could never do, or would never do.  Give it a try sometime.

As for me, I'm going to go back to following my doctor's orders right now.  If anyone has any toilet fetish porn they'd like to share, leave it in the comments.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Discuss Amongst Yourselves

Sveta and I recently had a rambling discussion in text about various different things, and after some cleaning and editing and so forth, it seemed like something worth posting. Maybe it isn't, but hey, you're getting it anyway. I know you'd rather have more pictures of Sveta's naked ass. Wouldn't we all? We'll start in media res, as it were, because the beginning was just sort of rambling and unfocused.

LEXI: So, how about marriage?

SVETA: To you?

LEXI: To anyone.

SVETA: I guess so. Not now, but I could see it.

LEXI: To me?

SVETA: Couldn't I marry your Dad?

LEXI: He's taken, and if he ever becomes polygamous, I'm next in line.

SVETA: You can't unless they legalize incestuous marriage too.

LEXI: You'd really want to marry my Dad?

SVETA: No, not really. I like having him as my Dad too much.

LEXI: So you don't want to marry me?

SVETA: Are we being serious?

LEXI: Not really.

SVETA: Would you marry me?

LEXI: I'd think seriously about it. I'm not sure I'm the marrying kind, but I might marry you. I love you enough.

SVETA: Aw, stop it. You'll make me blush.

LEXI: You're cute when you blush.

SVETA: How about kids? Do you ever want to have kids?

LEXI: Yes.

SVETA: You didn't think very long about that answer.

LEXI: You don't?

SVETA: I do.

LEXI: Really?

SVETA: Hell yeah. I'm kind of baby crazy right now. Thank goodness I'm not around anyone with babies or I might steal them.

LEXI: But you want one of your own, right? Not to adopt.

SVETA: Yeah.

LEXI: I have to admit, the thought of you pregnant really turns me on.

SVETA: Me too. {There is a pause while we both picture Sveta pregnant; feel free to join in if that turns you on] Who would you like to be the father, if we were married?

LEXI: You mean which of us should wear the pants?

SVETA: No, stupid. I mean who should the father be. I can't see you going for artificial insemination.

LEXI: No, even if I decided that some random guy should be the father, I'd want to receive the donation firsthand, if you know what I mean.

SVETA: Duh.

LEXI: Don't sass me, girl.

SVETA: So who?

LEXI: In the ideal world, either Dad or Mike, actually.

SVETA: Oh.

LEXI: Does that freak you out?

SVETA: No. [Giggles] I was going to say the same thing. Mostly Dad though.

LEXI: It'd be a bit easier for you.

SVETA: Do you think he'd go for it, if we asked him?

LEXI: Probably not with me, but with you, maybe. Mike would knock either of us up in a shot. He's into that too. He once got Sheri pregnant. Mom and Dad didn't really approve. But they might not mind if we wanted a baby and you were having it and it was Mike's.

SVETA: I like Mike, but I really wish it were your Dad.

LEXI: Aside from family though, I'd want to find someone right. Either that, or someone random. I'm not sure if I'd want to get pregnant by a friend who might feel guilty.

SVETA: God, now I'm picturing you pregnant. We could both be pregnant at the same time.

LEXI: No way; I want one of us to be sane if the other is going to go crazy with hormones. One at a time. Although both of us pregnant would be super hot.

SVETA: Yeah.

And there I'll leave it for the moment, because we moved on to other topics, which I might share later. Don't want to get too long-winded though. Marriage and children seem to go together; if I introduce popcorn flavors or favorite movies, it'd spoil the narrative flow.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday - Queues

Charming

They filed in, one by one, arms restrained so they wouldn’t be tempted. He sat in his chair, looking for all the world like a businessman, except for the erection poking from his pants. He was kind, in a wordless way, holding out a hand to get them in position, then guiding them as they squatted uncomfortably, lowering themselves until his cock slipped into them.

They were usually tight, from anticipation or nerves, but he had no trouble, lubricated as he was. But even if he enjoyed the sensation, after a moment he would always shake his head, somewhat sadly, and they were led away. Until she came in, needing no help, and lowered herself confidently, gracefully, his hard shaft spearing her but without an invasion. Chair leather creaked as she settled onto him, accepting him with a smile. He sighed with relief and knew, instantly, that she had been at the party. He knew she would be his queen.


Cycle

Every night, they played the game. Less dangerous than Russian roulette, but with the same thrill for all of them. The harem lined up, bare-bottomed, arms tied and mouths gagged so they wouldn’t try to persuade him to let them stay just a moment longer. And then, one by one, they went to him, were given their appointed time to try, and then were shooed away.

Sometimes, on difficult nights, he might go through the lineup multiple times, each girl, as the game went longer, hoping they would get lucky. Sometimes he never even made it to the end. The third or fourth girl would lower herself onto him and receive an instant geyser.

The winner would retreat, carrying her precious bounty, hoping she might now be with child. The losers were given a consolation prize; all got to bat cleanup.


I'm not sure where the idea came from, looking at the picture. Maybe it was because I don't particularly go for bondage. Maybe I wanted to turn it on its head. But I've always thought that the Cinderella story would be much more interesting if the prince had to try on something else for size.

Hell, for all my talk of not being into bondage, the idea of a file of women coming in, one by one, and lowering themselves helplessly onto a man is erotic. Which is why I did the second one, a variation on the theme. Maybe that's what Prince Charming did in the castle after he was married. Maybe it's just a fun idea. Either way, Pregnancy Roulette sounds like a lot of fun, in theory. Just two fantasies, really, nothing more.

Now go and visit Flash Fiction Friday headquarters. I'm too busy and tired to entreat you, so just do it or I'll smack you upside the head.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Stand and Deliver

[Editor's note: I originally planned to post this shortly after the FFF of several weeks ago but then things caught up with me. It's still valid, but in response to something a bit less up-to-date]

I love moving around with a cock inside me. I'm not talking about fucking, I'm talking about moving places while being penetrated. I mean, obviously I enjoy moving while having sex; it'd be pretty poor sex if both partners were statues. But I like various other types of movement while penetration is occurring.

For one, sex in vehicles as they move. Sure, it's the lowest on the totem pole, but bumps in the road add spice to lovemaking, I won't deny. Many's the time I've been sitting on a cock in the back seat of a car when we hit a pothole, and the motion there is breathtaking, in the traditional meaning of that word. Suddenly the floor falls out and then slams back up, which causes a corresponding jolt to the internals of the situation, which is something that you just can't duplicate, even if the guy is ramming away at you. I don't know that I'd want to go over nothing but potholes, but a bumpy dirt road...

Once I had sex in the back of an old beat up pickup truck as we went down a dirt road. At the start, we were fucking doggy-style, but once we realized how had that was on the knees, I got on top and I barely had to do any work at all. All we had to do was hang on to each other and the truck, and the road did the rest. I won't deny that I was a bit sore afterward, but it was worth it for the experience.

But that's just one way. Another (and I love this) is when a man hooks his arms under my knees as he's fucking me, then picks me up and walks around. Dad used to do that all the time back when I was smaller and he was younger and had a better back. And I was more flexible. But anyway, he would pick me up, cock still inside me, and then bounce me as he walked, like he was using me as a masturbation sleeve or something. He'd just rock my pelvis back and forth, slipping in and out, and while it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world, I didn't care.

Now, of course, I weigh a bit more than I did as a kid, and I can't really get my thighs in quite the same position, but occasionally I'll be with a guy who's strong enough and I'll just wrap myself around him while he stands and we'll fuck like that. It's just standing sex, really, but I do enjoy it when he walks me around. I was with a guy once who walked me out to the kitchen to get a drink, then back to the bedroom, and that involved going up and down stairs. He slipped out once, but was able to get back in. It was sillier than sexy, I guess; I giggled a certain amount, and he made jokes about his decrepit back, but it was still lots of fun.

But the thing I like most and get least is conjoined walking. It started out as crawling, where Mike would be behind me, hands on my hips, and we'd both crawl around like that. But eventually it became walking. We'd start out up against a wall or a couch, and then I'd put my feet on his and we'd try to walk like that, him inside me, holding my hips, me trying hard not to fall down, reaching back to brace myself. Even small shifts like that are wonderful; they make muscles work that don't usually work while fucking. There's a tension in trying to stay upright. And while it's only in my experience, I've found that anal makes it easier; the angles are better or something, and walking with something in your ass is exquisite torture.

Being not into bondage really but thinking about it a certain amount as an accent rather than a means of pain and punishment (not that there's anything wrong with the latter, just that it's not my bag) I've often wanted to incorporate some kind of harness into this. I've spoken before about the idea of being harnessed together with a lover, but I think my first foray might be simpler; I'd just strap our legs together, back to front, so we could walk in tandem more easily. As I said, I think anal might be easier, just because of the angles, or maybe give me something with a wheel to hold in front, something which would let me keep my balance a little but wouldn't let me release all the tension of trying to keep my balance. We'd work it out. And I bet it'd be fun. If I ever get Mike for an extended period, I'll try it.

I'd love to stay with Mike for a month. Not a vacation, like living together for a bit. If I could swing it, I would. And we'd try all the crazy stuff we've built up over the years of separation. I'd even try to find him a nice guy to take his black cherry, while I sucked his cock. He wouldn't have to find the guy attractive; he could just enjoy the cock. But anyway, if that ever happens, that's my plan.

So give movement a try. If you've never walked with a lover connected, it's an experience I can recommend, and it's not terribly kinky and doesn't require props or other interested parties. What have you got to lose? If you fall down the stairs, I wash my hands of it.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday - Conjoined

Incident report: 3/17/11 16:53

Two subjects were apprehended fleeing the scene of a robbery by Officers Rattle and Hum after pursuit. Subjects were discovered in possession of one (1) experimental condom, designed by Romanticorp, the employer of both subjects. Condom described as "a true bonding experience for both partners" by developer. Subjects were not able to move at any great speed, and pursuit did not endanger pedestrians, although Officer Rattle had to disperse a crowd of onlookers. Stolen property could not be retrieved by officers at the scene. Female subject seemed to be in great distress, but it was later revealed that she was orgasming.

Officers, upon apprehending the subjects, did not immediately take them into custody because neither officer could decide the best way to separate them for transport. Officers subsequently led subjects back to police station still conjoined, where a doctor was eventually able to remove male subject from female subject by application of industrial adhesive remover. Romanticorp has been advised that further trials will be needed before product can be considered safe for the general public. Both subjects were confined to a single cell, with round-the-clock guards posted to watch for further developments. Red light was provided.


He called it street theatre, and I almost believed him until his pants were around his ankles and my mouth was on his cock, and by then it was too late to disbelieve. I can’t lie and say that I didn’t want it too; when the parents covered their children’s eyes and grandmothers looked disapprovingly, all I could think about was how nice it would feel when he slid into me.

The rattle and hum of traffic, the throb of my cunt, the salacious or condemnatory stares, the breeze on skin and then flesh on flesh, all of it melted away, and there in the crosswalk, before God and everyone, I let him take my clothes off, slowly, and then bend me over and press the head of his cock into me, until I felt the sharp pain inside and knew that I was a woman. Just then, the flashbulb flared, freezing that moment on celluloid, deflowered and panting for more, that instant when pain and pleasure were balanced. The traffic stopped, the pedestrians walked, and blood flowed.


I could cheerfully go on this week; this picture is incredibly sexy to me, just for a combination of factors. It's not real, but it has that real feeling, not constructed like art, but almost organic. The look on her face in the moment is complex; I could probably write two or three just about her face. His face too.

What are they doing? Why? I could keep going about the picture, but in the end, I have limited time and energy, so two, one goofy, one sexy. Or maybe both sexy and both a little goofy. I don't know. I'm not taking any credit for the picture, other than having included it in a bunch I sent PB; he gets all the credit for picking it.

Would I do this? I don't think so; I've done crazy shit, but never like this. We'd be arrested surely. But it's a fun fantasy to think about. Public sex is a button that I have, which I have difficulty pressing in reality (at least not any more) but have great fun pressing in fantasy. And there's something... I don't know what the right word is, possibly contrived, although that sounds negative. Something a bit like a spectacle about this. It's not just two people fucking, it's clearly being done for some purpose. I like that sometimes.

Anyway, enough gabbing; I'm back and I can't wait to read all the other takes on this picture. One of them could be yours. Don't follow my example from last week; get up off your ass and do something. Go to FFF headquarters and submit a piece for consideration. No prizes, but a lot of fun.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I Need

I need to feel the tip of his cock jutting against my cervix. Normally I don't care; I'll take any depth as long as it's inside me. But I need deep.

I need to feel the bounce of his balls against the top of my pussy, each thrust as deep as it can go, his balls, even tight as they have become, still pressing briefly, almost teasingly, against my clitoris. They're drawing up, preparing to explode, but I need to feel them against my body.

I need to feel the base of his cock, so wide, spreading me open. It doesn't matter what position. On my back, on my knees, face, side, bouncing on him, held up by strong arms, pressed against the wall, rutting like wild animals or soft as new lovers, I don't care. As he bottoms out inside me, I need to feel that tension at the base of him, like neither of us is completely sure he could have pushed in any further, even if his cock were a mile long. I need to feel tight around him, like a glove, like a waistband after all-you-can-eat, like he's wearing my skin around him.

I need to hear the soft grunt, barely audible, that he makes without thinking each time he presses his hips into my pelvis. The exhalation of breath, not really a noise but an instinct, that he makes, that I can only hear when his lips are close to my ear, his body pressing against me. I need to feel the warm humidity of his breath on my skin.

I need to feel the last thrust, just before he explodes. It's hard to tell which thrust will be the last, but when it happens, I know. There's a thrust and then a grind, forcing himself as deep as he can, trying to burrow inside me, every muscle in him tensed.

I need to feel the spasm, feel the splash, as deep as it can be, the warmth filling me up magically. I need to feel each exquisite tension and release in him, each corresponding surge up from his balls, up his shaft, and out into me in a rush. I don't always feel it, but I need to feel it now.

And then I need to feel him grow soft inside me. I need to feel his lips on mine. I need to feel his gift inside, in my deepest spaces, no longer white-hot but still warm with the afterglow. I need to see him smile.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Bad Neighborhoods

Yesterday I awoke bright and early with every expectation of a good day. I had to work, but it was light, and I was leaving early to go out to dinner with my family. Hooray.

Only my tires were slashed. Yep. One tire I'd believe was merely an accident, or a slow leak, or something. But two totally flat tires, both of which were working just fine the day before, and tire-slash-itude is the only explanation. I suppose "slash" may not be the term of art, since they aren't exactly slashed open, but punctured certainly.

So I didn't go anywhere, and by not going anywhere there were hurt feelings and fighting and everything just crashed, burned, had its ashes ground up, put into an urn in the shape of a toilet, and was shit on by a succession of hobos who'd just eaten rat stew. Then it was left to bake in the sun all day, was buried in a shallow grave in the desert, and finally was exhumed by archaeologists who classified it as an artifact from a shittier borough of Babylon and shipped it to a museum in New Jersey where it was accidentally dropped by a man named Steve, who concealed his error by altering the packing slip to indicate that it had never been shipped, then dumped the shards into the bay. Whereupon it was eaten by a whale which got indigestion and died, its body washing ashore on a deserted atoll to be consumed by seagulls and crabs, which as we know will eat anything. Not that I'm bitter.

Oh yeah, and I should point out that I live in a smallish town on a quiet street, not in Compton, so it's not like this is the latest in a crime spree or expected by me in any way. Tire-slashing doesn't happen 'round these parts. I bet it was douchebag drunken college students. They puke on my car sometimes too. I wish I had some mace, just so I could spray them with it when they piss me off. If they try keying my car though, joke's on them because I don't give a shit; my paint is already so scratched it doesn't matter any more. Ha ha, fuckers! Ha! Ha!

I don't usually go into the drama, but this was a bit better than most.

So today, in a borrowed car and only too happy to get out of the house, I went to work, where I was forced to sit and feel so incredibly horny I couldn't stand it while various unavailable people cavorted about trying on sexy clothes. To be honest, the clothes weren't even that sexy, but I was seriously wetting myself. I haven't had a cock in two days, and I don't care about anyone else, that's a long time for me. A long, long time.

There are peasant-style blouses involved. I don't know what it is about a peasant neckline, but with the right pair of breasts, it's sexier than topless, in my humble opinion, which at the moment is colored by raging hormones. The gal who wears this peasant blouse is younger than me but already married with children. I sneak looks down her cleavage as often as I can. It's not a baggy blouse; it's fairly form-fitting. It would look so good as it rose up over her belly, then over her pert young breasts, then over her head and off. It would look terrific on the floor, shall we say.

And then there's the lady who is older than I am but must spend all her free time working out or something because she is gorgeous. She wears these track pants all the time, completely obvious pantie lines from behind. I hate to see her leave, but I love watching her go. Sometimes there's no line, and I wonder if she's being naughty or just wearing a thong. I've never had the guts to ask her. She, too, is married and completely unavailable from everything I've heard.

I was doing a bit of harmless flirting with one of the guys in the play too; he's middle-aged and very sexy (I had written "but still" but I realized that many middle-aged men are extremely sexy, despite what they might think). He said, "I'm old enough to be your father," which is just not true at all, but I let him say it anyway because hell, I'm feeling old and anything I can do to feel younger is fine by me. But he, too, is married. He claims he needs to get back into shape; I think his shape is just fine, thank you. I would do him. I'd let his wife watch. Or join in. I've never met her, but at this point she could be anyone and I'd still let her join in. But he feels fatherly toward me, which is just a turn-on to me, but to him it seems to be the opposite. And anyway, married, and I just don't have the balls to go after married men these days. But I'd do him and his wife and a trained pony and the Swedish women's synchronized swimming team all together in a hot tub filled with Cool Whip. Bring it on!

So pent up. Not sure why I'm writing this. I could be masturbating, violently, over and over again until I'm raw and chafed, until I literally cannot cum again, until all of the water in my body has been converted into pussy juice and spilled on the floor, until all the neurons in my brain are firing at the same time and I've burned "orgasm" out of my vocabulary completely, until friction welds my hand to my nethers in a freakish homage to Johnny Tremaine (oh yeah, I went there). That sounded like a good idea earlier, but now I'm just tired and annoyed and horny. I don't want to do it myself. I want someone else to do it, damn it. Is that so much to ask?

Monday, November 8, 2010

Angry

Yesterday was bad. Actually, things haven't been going all that well for a number of days now, but yesterday was a climax of bad. I came home from work (yeah, working weekends sucks donkey scrotum for fun) feeling like I was about to explode and do something I would really, really regret, or possibly just curl into a little ball and never come out again. I was tired, pissy, hurting from numerous bruises and cuts, and just generally wanted to scream.

Dad tried to cheer me up; when he asked if I wanted a bit of cock before dinner, I said, "Yes please," with this extremely hungry glint to my eye because I hadn't had any all weekend. The football game (a football game, I should say, since I can't remember who was playing and I didn't care) was on and I lay back on the couch and tried to let him soothe the itch. But nothing doing. I couldn't just lie there. I wanted to punch him. My own father, whom I love more than anything, and basically I wanted to bite him, claw him, ride him like crazy. And I know he doesn't want that, and what's more, I don't want to do that to him. I normally don't want to do that to anyone.

But it was different. After a minute or so, I basically stopped him, which I almost never do, and said, "I'm sorry Daddy, I'm too pissed off to be a good lay today." With another guy, I might have gritted my teeth and let him finish, but with Dad, I knew that wouldn't work. Also, I knew he wouldn't mind as much. I still felt really bad about it. If Sveta or someone else had been there to take up slack, I would have known that he would get his no matter what, but as it was, he was the one who initiated the action, so he must have wanted it badly enough to do that. Fortunately, at that point Mom came in and heard the conversation, and she said she fancied some herself, so they started making love on the couch while I scowled off, because I couldn't stand to watch them either.

I was no good to anyone. It wasn't good. Not good at all.

I am not a ragefucker. Never have been. Sometimes I like it a bit rough (a bit, not rough enough to qualify for a lot of people), but sex and anger seldom combine to make it a good time for me. And when I like it rough, it's usually one-sided; I like to be done, rather than to do. But last night, I could have given as good as I got.

I wanted (perhaps I still want somewhat) to rip clothes, really rip them, intentionally, pulling and tugging, maybe leaving little red marks on the skin. I wanted to shout obscenities as a cock was shoved into my ass, hard. I wanted to ride him, to force myself down onto him. I might have even indulged in a little slapping, scratching, biting. I wouldn't have been myself.

Some people might read this as a side of me trying to get out, something I should indulge. Please don't think I hold it against people who do enjoy this sort of thing when I say that it isn't. I do not enjoy hurting people, mentally or physically. If I were to have gone out last night and found someone I didn't care about, someone whom I could have done various somewhat unpleasant things to, it would have been a very, very bad thing, and I would have felt really guilty about it. Sometimes my anger controls me and I do bad things, usually non-sexually which is how I know that it's not just a fetish that wants petting.

As it was, I was really in no condition to do anything other than glumly eat dinner and then fall asleep. And I thank whatever lucky star made that so, because I don't want to hurt anyone, sexually or otherwise, and when I do, it would just make me feel worse than I already feel about it. This was not a good kind of hurt. This was ugly and stupid and horrible, and I'm really only talking about it here because I have nothing else to say.

Now I've got to make it up to Dad; I'm feeling more like I need a cuddle now than like I need to throw tableware. I'm really glad Sveta wasn't there for this, although I know she would want to be there, to comfort me in my dark times, all that. But sometimes, you just need to be alone, not because you want to be, but because it's safer for everyone concerned.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Haven't Done It

I received an off-topic and anonymous question, but that's not going to stop me from answering it.  I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em, folks.

"Is there a sex act you haven't done yet but would like to?" - Anonymous

I may have answered this before (I honestly can't remember) but if I have, it's likely I've changed somewhat.  I've done many things that I'd do again, and there are few things I'd never do.  And I've mentioned some fantasies of mine in the past which weren't beyond the pale.  And, yes, there are some things that I'd love to try but will never be able to attempt, for various reasons.  I guess I should subdivide fantasy from possibility.

As far as fantasy goes, I'd love to make love in null-G.  I suppose it's technically a possibility, but it's never going to happen.  Even if I could somehow talk my way onto one of those planes that simulate null-G (no, I won't be going into outer space), I doubt they'd let me fuck on one.  I'm a bit surprised that no one has ever done it for a porno though; maybe the companies won't let them, or maybe I haven't seen it.

Similarly, I'd love to make love in free-fall, some kind of tandem skydiving harness where we'd be face to face, or even spooning.  Again, technically feasible, but not going to happen because I could never jump out of a plane.  I am a wuss when it comes to heights like that.  Actually, this is a problem for the previous fantasy too, because I'm not a flier (which is why joining the Mile High Club isn't on this list).  I don't believe that planes actually fly; I think Bernoulli was pulling everyone's leg and we're suffering from a mass-hallucination which will cause my plane to crash if I set foot on it, so for the good of all the rest of the hypothetical passengers and crew I stay out of planes.  It's civic duty, that's what it is.  But the idea of sex in flight is tantalizing, isn't it?

Moving more into the realm of the improbable but not impossible, I could see having sex on a roller coaster.  Not likely to happen, but still, people have definitely done it.  I think I'd also enjoy making love underwater with some kind of breathing apparatus, and the reason I don't do that is because it's complicated and I think would be more fun to watch than to actually do.

Then there are some things I can't discuss.  We'll just leave those.

Now, onto the things I'd actually like to have happen and think may at some point.  For starters, as mentioned in the previous post about DP, I'd like to switch up my DP options a little, and I'd really like to try upside down DP, particularly if I could find two bi guys who would be comfortable making out while they fucked me.  I've had two bi guys, but never with upside down DP.  I'm not holding out for that though; I'd take any two guys willing to give it a shot.  It will doubtless suck, but I'm more and more into the idea of trying it.

Once, way back when, I mentioned rigging up some kind of harness so I could stay wrapped around a guy all day, his cock sticking up into me the whole time.  It's not exactly bondage, but I could enjoy a little bit of bondage for that.  It'd have to be someone with strength and stamina, but unfortunately I don't think my Dad would ever go for it, plus his back isn't up to it.  I'd love it if we just had to pee on each other if we needed to, go to the shower and just let it go, then wash off.  I'd really love to walk around town like that, but there we're back into fantasy land.

I've tried most sexual positions; Mike and I were very adventurous when we were younger.  So there really aren't too many sexual position-type things I can say here.

I'd love to have a creampie party the way they do in porn, a gangbang (which by itself I've had, and would love again) where every guy creams me, over and over.  I could just lie there with my ass in the air and get filled up to the brim with cum.  I would enjoy the hell out of that.  Mike and I have tried duplicating it with just him, and it's fun enough like that, but with a bunch of guys, even three or four if they were willing to keep at it, I'd melt like butter.

And as I've mentioned, I've never been pregnant, and while that's not technically a sex act I guess, it would open up a whole realm of pregnant sex, to say nothing of the other benefits.  Someday.

This is not taking into account the things I've done once and wish I could repeat, or things I've done with someone but wish I could do with a different someone.  These are things I've never done.

I can't think of anything else which might answer this question, but I come up with crazy ideas sometimes and then forget them, and sometimes Sheri inspires craziness in me too.  And Mike.  Hell, Sveta doesn't inspire craziness, but she inspires other things.  Some day I really hope to be able to do something with her that I've never done with anyone else before.  I don't know what it is yet, but I keep hoping.

Thanks for the question, and keep them coming.  I won't promise answers, but I usually answer the interesting ones at least.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Not Much

I don't really have a whole lot to talk about.  Work is work.  Kate isn't getting naked in this show, and she's so busy that it seems like I don't even see her.  Sveta is finishing up and will be coming home soon, I hope.  I am wondering whether I actually tore a muscle right out of my arm, or if it just feels that way.

I guess in opposition to the last time, this time stress is making my sex drive disappear.  Not that I don't cum every so often, but I'm not desperate for it in any way.  I'd like to curl up with my sweetie, but not sexually, just to feel her there.  I am a poor, lonely, and bedraggled sample of beaten-down humanity.  Not really.  I'm just feeling sorry for myself right now.

The good news is that I'll be busy for a while yet.  The bad news is that I'm not getting paid enough and I still don't have what one would call job security.  Ah well.  Some day, right?

This is worse bullshit filler than usual.  I hate posting, "Hey guys, nothing's happening, I've been really busy, ciao!"  You don't come here to read that shit.  But I've got nothing else to say.  I'm still taking suggestions as to whether I should stop doing Porn-of-the-Day and maybe start doing Flash Fiction Friday, if you've got an opinion on that.  Or anything else.  I like to hear opinions.  If they're, "ur cite suxorz n i hope u dye," well, keep that to yourself, I guess.  But anything else.

To keep rambling, the crazy thing is that in this show there are actually two MILFs.  Not just Kate, but this other woman, and unless she makes a move on me I'm not likely to F the M, much as I'd L.  I'm not generally into older women, but both of them are really good looking, and really, "older women" isn't fair.  Older than me.  Anyway, I get to watch them.  No cute guys this time around, just the sexy gals.  I won't lie and say I haven't been fantasizing a little bit about the two of them together.  They're similar in body type; it would almost be like sisters fucking.  Yeah, the theatrical tech life means I get a lot of time to hurry up and wait, and while I'm waiting, I indulge my fantasies.

Now I don't know what to file this under.  I'll be on the safe side and label generously.  Not a sexy post.  Boring.  Stupid.  Whiny?  Yeah, maybe that too.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Elelator Go Down the Hole

Ebony Panther's recent post reminded me of some elevator-related stories of my own.  The thing is, I've never lived anywhere where elevators are a common thing.  I don't do cities, really; not my scene at all.  Basically, the times I've been in elevators can all be boiled down to two essential lobes of the same story: hotels, and college.

You may be thinking to yourself, "College?"  No, our dorms didn't have elevators.  The place I lived in only had two stories.  Very low-tech.  Of course, Mike's college has lots of elevators, so maybe you weren't thinking, "College?" but rather, "Of course, college, duh."  My college only had one elevator, and it was a freight elevator that went from the ground floor to the top floor of the theater building.  One was only supposed to use it to carry freight.  I won't deny that it was used for other things.

At a certain point, I had keys to everywhere, and I could be in the building at 5 in the morning and no one would notice.  I was often alone in the theater.  Had some good times hanging out backstage too, but I'll try to remember to tell those a different time, because I'm actually getting ahead of myself.

The first time I did anything naughty in an elevator was when the family was staying a hotel somewhere, I forget where, and I honestly forget why.  It was a nicer hotel than we normally booked for some reason, had many floors, and so there was an elevator.  Several, actually.

Now, Mike and I always viewed hotels as a challenge.  When we were young, we'd jump on the beds, something verboten in our own house.  After we were able, we'd try to mess up the beds in other ways.  Looking back on it, it was pretty horrible; we're the people who left those stains they show on CSI.  But at the time, we enjoyed not having to worry about cleaning things up.  I guess we're not alone in our use of hotels for that purpose.

This hotel had a swimming pool, and since Mike and I both love to swim, we used the hell out of that pool.  I don't remember either Sheri or Mari being there, which is why they aren't in this story.  Sorry gals.  Anyway, the pool was too public to try anything in, which just made it harder to keep off each other.  We'd sneak gropes underwater, wrestle, all those sorts of things, and by the time we were finished we were both raring to go.  If it had been a secluded pool, we would have been naked and just fucked, but as it wasn't, we decided to head back upstairs.

It was late, very late, because Mike and I were both night owls, and the pool was open 24/7.  And our room was on a high floor.  No one was around; I don't even know if the night clerk was around.  We were all set to ride the elevator as quickly as possible up to our room so we could get out of our bathing suits and into each other.  No one on the elevator either.  And I think we both had the same idea at the same time.  It was one of those moments where you both look at one another and grin and know you're thinking the same thing.

Mike hit the door-close button, then hit the top floor.  Then he pulled the waist of his trunks down, and out bobbed his cock.  Unfortunately for us, there were signs posted which said that stopping the elevator was illegal and would sound an alarm and so on, and maybe it was true.  At least the elevator moved slowly, and there were a fair number of floors.  We rode up to the top of the building in style, me on my knees sucking his cock, him manning the buttons.  When we hit the top floor, he let the doors open a fraction, then punched the door close button, hit the first floor button again, and said, "I bet we can get off by the time it gets back down."

It didn't work out that way.  I hopped up and leaned in next to the button panel, he got behind me, slipped my bottoms out of the way, and slipped his cock up into me in a rush.  I came before we hit the first floor again, was still cumming a little when Mike pulled out, adjusted himself, and waited for the door to open a fraction, then closed it and pressed the top floor button again.  Up we went (I wonder what security thought; probably joyriding kids, which wasn't far from the truth), his cock slipped back into me, and he was on the verge of cumming when we hit the top floor.  So on the verge, in fact, that the doors opened on the top floor and neither of us cared to close them until they went by themselves.  I wonder if we would have stopped if someone had been there.  Possibly not.

We let the car sit there while we finished up, then rode down to our floor, hopped out, raced back to the room, and had a second, very nice helping of blowing off steam.  The whole thing had invigorated us.  Later, we talked about maybe going out late at night and pressing all the buttons, just fucking on each floor, risking being seen by someone.  We never did that, which is too bad in a way.

So then, later, I went to college, and there was the elevator, and I had access to it whenever I wanted, and I remembered having had so much fun in the elevator.  Not that I couldn't have fun in other places, but the elevator seemed naughtier than most of them somehow.  It really wasn't; late at night, only me in the building, I could stop the elevator mid-floor and it was like a closet with a lock on it.  Still, I took advantage of my position of privilege, which is okay because I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.

The time I recall in particular was a booty call, in fact.  I had seen this guy, off and on, for a while, nothing serious, just both of us looking for the occasional fuck.  And we both enjoyed sightseeing (for that, read "fucking in various places around campus"); we'd fucked in all sorts of out-of-the-way places.  He was a musician, so he could get us into the recording studio, and I was in the theatre, so I could get us into the theater building.  One night, I was walking by the elevator on my way home from working late; the place wasn't totally deserted, but close.  I saw the door to the elevator and felt naughty, so I hopped in even though I didn't need to use it, pressed the button, and on the ride up remembered past elevator escapades to the point that I got my hand down my pants and was stroking when the elevator reached the first floor (there were only three: basement, first, second).  Fortunately no one was there, and the door wasn't the kind that automatically opened anyway.  I sat in the elevator, creamed my panties, then wanted more, and was almost set to rush home and see if Gwen was around when I thought of my sightseeing friend.  I went and grabbed the phone, gave him a call, hoping against hope, and thank God, he picked up right away.

It was the work of a moment to tell him to get his ass over to the theater and meet me by the elevator.  I don't think he knew what was up, but he knew sex was in the offing, so he rushed over.  I pointed to the elevator, practically dragged him in, sent it down, hit stop, and then said, "Get naked, now," or words to that effect, and started shucking my own clothes.  It's testament to his willingness that he didn't bat an eye.

The floor was dirty, so we could only fuck standing up.  He took me from behind, hard and fast, just like I needed, but we got tired of that position, so I let him slip out of me, pressed the Go button, ignored his questions, and we rode down to the basement.  I hopped out, naked and glistening with sweat, took a look around, then ran giggling over to the prop closet, grabbed a blanket, then ran back to the elevator while he was still standing there looking shocked.  I spread it out on the floor, closed the door, pressed the button, stopped us, then lay back and spread my legs.

If I had been him and not really known that I was the only person in the basement, I might have looked like him for a few minutes too.  He had this gape to his eyes, even after he recovered himself enough to get down and stick it in again.  I credit that eye-gape with making him last longer; nothing like a good brain-fuck to take the edge off a guy.  No, only kidding; I'm not that cruel.  I didn't expect him to be quite so surprised.  Still, he got back into it, and a few minutes later splashed a giant load into me.  We lay there for a while, both trying to figure out if it was worth the discomfort to go again, but eventually we pulled enough clothes on to be decent, put the blanket back in storage (I didn't even check for stains, naughty me) and by silent agreement went to find someplace more upholstered.

I haven't had elevator sex since I left college, which is too bad, because it really is naughty.  Not comfortable necessarily, but naughty.  But then I haven't been in an elevator with someone who would be open to that in forever either.  My current elevator fantasy is to pick up a stranger on the elevator, but I doubt I'd have the balls for that.  Still, I can think about it.  I'd love to take Sveta on an elevator, get my head up under her dress and eat her out while riding up or down.  I'd really love to be a sexy elevator operator, riding up and down, giving rides to my passengers.  Now that's a sexy fantasy.  Never seen that in porn.  The bellhop-type uniform lends itself to sexy too.  I bet there's Japanese porn of this; they still have elevator operators, I think.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

All I Want For Christmas

[To the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth]

All I want for Christmas is two cocks in me

Under the tree;

Holiday DP.

Gee if I could only have two cocks in me

Then I could be moaning, "Merry Christmas."

It's been so long

Since I could feel

Dicks ram both my asshole and my pussy.

Golly Gee

How happy I would be

If two guys weren't too wussy.

Santa will you bring me two big, hard cocks please.

Without dick cheese.

I am on my knees.

Santa if you bring them and you do not tease

Then I will suck you off this Christmas.

Yep, I'm going to Hell. But I couldn't resist. I believe the term of art in this case is "filk." If so, I filked that song like a mother-filker.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Compare and Contrast

Video 1 - Video 2

What do you think? Same girl? If not, which girl is hotter? If so, don't you wish it wasn't the same girl so you could see both of them go down on each other at a future date?

I don't know, I can't tell. But I do know that, if they're twins, I want to see them eat each other out, then get fucked by two big cocks, preferably two big twin cocks. And I'd like to believe that the foursome thus created would all be related. I enjoy twincest, makes me wish I had a twin, or even that there was a twin in the family.

So there's a two-fer for you. Plus a side digression on twincest. For filler, decent I think.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Stockings

I wasn't big into stockings or tights when I was younger, largely because they were itchy and a pain in the ass. But sometimes, on particularly cold days, they were the only way to survive having to wear a skirt because of a school uniform policy mandated by asshole men. Yes, I know, Catholic schoolgirls are sexy as hell, but Jesus, let a gal wear pants on winter days when it's cold enough to freeze your cunt shut. Guys get to wear shorts during the summer. Gals should get to wear thermal underwear in the winter.

Anyway, tights were something of a necessity, but I hated having to deal with them if I needed to use the bathroom, or worse if I wanted to slip my hand down between my legs during a boring lecture. Plus, while it can be erotic to pull your tights down to fuck, it's just one more layer between you and the cock, damnit.

So after a while, my sisters and I figured out what to do. On cold days, we would wear tights and then wear our panties over them. Obviously, we wouldn't wear skimpy panties because it was cold. But in the crotch of the tights, we actually sewed slits (well, I say "we sewed" but actually Mari sewed them, because she's good at that kind of thing) and then, if we needed to, we could just pull the panties to one side and get in between the slit. I've never been able to understand how guys can use the crazy fly flap on tightie whities, by the way. No flap here, just an opening. But I guess the panties count as a flap. And it wasn't as good as not wearing the tights at all, but it was better than the old way.

Now, I only did that on the coldest days. On days when it was only cold enough to freeze my legs off, I'd wear stockings. And I did turn heads, let me tell you. But I wasn't the only girl at the school, and I had competition in the looks department. No, really, it's true (sound of ego inflating dangerously).

I pulled out a pair of my old tights from the bottom of a drawer the other day, and the slit was still there. Now I want to find someone to reenact what the slit was usually used for. Honestly, I don't know that I ever wore tights one day when a cock didn't poke through that slit at some point during the day. Of course, I rarely went a day without sex during my school years (not that I was getting it at school every day; it was mostly at home). But usually we'd pull off our clothes before fucking once we got home. But whenever I wore those tights, it was like Mike could sense it, and he'd fuck me through them. Dad did on more than a few times too.

I remember once, Mike and I were coming home from school, this was when we were both in the same school, which happened off and on. It had been really cold in the morning, but it warmed up to the point that we didn't have to hurry. And Mike started slipping his hand around under my dress, pushing aside the panties and dipping through the slit. Cheeky monkey, he was. From behind, it would have been obvious what he was doing, but fortunately no one was behind us.

Finally, it was too much, his cheekiness infected me, and I reached into his pants and warmed my fingers on his cock. So we're slowly meandering down the street masturbating each other. This was not a crowded street. Eventually, we came to the spot we knew from previous experience would be deserted and hidden, we went behind the bushes, and Mike whipped out his cock and had it in me before I could say anything (not that I would have said anything negative). Thrust a few times to get nice and juicy, then he pressed into my ass. Ripped the slit of my tights completely up to the hem, but we didn't care. I was bent forward pressing against a tree and he was thrusting into my ass.

Believe me, we weren't cold at all. We were sweating by the time he finally pressed home and spent himself in my colon. Then we sort of stood there, feeling close, letting things come apart naturally, before I squatted and licked the cum from his cock, then we both readjusted ourselves, me pulling my blouse back down from where it had wound up, adjusting my bra so my breasts were back inside, then pulling out the wedgie my panties were giving me from squatting like that.

When we got home, I left my ruined tights on but we pulled everything else off and fucked again, slower and more pleasantly, warming up. If I recall correctly, once Mike finished loading my ass up with cum, Dad wanted a turn with me too. A nice memory, even if I no longer have that pair of tights. But I could rip these tights too. God, I wish Mike were here to do some of the ripping for me.

Since then, I've avoided tights, stockings, hose, all that. At work, I wear pants. Wearing skirts, I might go for stockings, but tights and hose I left back in high school. For Halloween though... I bet I could find an old uniform of one of the girls that would fit Sveta, and we could both be sexy schoolgirls together. With matching, torn tights.

Which gives me another idea: a double dildo that's so long, you can use it while both wearing skirts, and it just goes down out of one cunt, under the skirt, and back up into the other. The elephant trunk, if you will. Not much use for anything but a funny picture, but still.