Return of the Porn

No TMI Tuesday this week because I honestly couldn't think of anything interesting to say in response to the questions. Instead I'm going to share a porn movie that I enjoyed in the hopes that maybe you will too.

https://www.fpo.xxx/videos/403675/teen-free-porn-2021-12-16-leana-lovings-tiny-hipster-nerd-xxx-videos2/

Now I'm not a giant fan of hipster girl porn or anything, but this actress is cute, she's wearing what amounts to a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, and she looks good in glasses. What more can you ask for?

Porn Questions

From reader T, in the context of porn:

What are you into? Do you track the actors or amateur? Go-to scenes?

What I'm into changes all the time, really. I like cute girls, usually on the skinnier side, with smaller breasts than a lot of porn stars seem to have, so I tend to skew toward "amateur" rather than MILF stuff, but sometimes I like a good MILF on young man video. Fetish-wise, I like preggo porn, I like tiny girls on big dicks, and of course I enjoy the fake incest that you typically get from modern porn. I even go in for vintage porn, though I confess I prefer my actresses shaved, or at least neat in the pussy area, rather than the full '70s muff.

I tend to watch less lesbian porn, but if I'm feeling like that, I like FFM threesomes. I like MMF threesomes too, though I don't think they truly count unless there's some DP involved. I prefer true amateur stuff if I can get it, but it's hard to find these days, for some good and some bad reasons.

One thing I really enjoy, as a niche fetish, is sex which is treated like it's totally normal. Like, a video where the family is having dinner and dad gets a hardon looking at little sis, so he bends her over the table and fucks her while everyone keeps eating dinner. Good stuff of that niche is hard to find, so feel free to drop me recommendations.

I'm also into swingers and groups. I really like groups where partners get swapped during the course of it. Too many orgies are just a bunch of couples having sex in a house together. That's fine, but what I really like is when there are several couples and they swap partners.

I love, love, love creampies and impregnation. My dream video is probably one where dad fucks daughter, mom fucks son, at the dinner table, they each get creamed, then they swap and get creamed again.

I don't watch many videos with only one girl. I like pictures of that sometimes, but not video. And I like penetration of all kinds.

I also sometimes like tender, well-filmed porn even though it's not real at all. Sometimes a gal wants to see romance-movie fucking. Sometimes she wants to see the dirty stuff.

As far as tracking actors, if I find an actor I like I might go looking for more videos of them. If I find an "amateur" I like, I'll click on their page on PornHub or whatever to see if they've done other videos. But I frequently forget. I'm much more of a browser.

I'm not sure whether I have go-to scenes as such. I don't tend to watch the same videos more than once; they just don't work for me after I've seen them. I like to see the first penetration in a video, so if that counts as a scene, that's one I want.

Lastly, I do like things other than videos as foreplay. Videos I use to get off to because they can be played without any intervention by me, meaning I can watch and rub and not have to worry about turning pages. But I would like to recommend Lovin' Sis as a webcomic which is both well-done and also incredibly sexy. There are three parts; that's the first one. Give it a chance. It might change your mind about consensual incest, if I haven't been able to do so.

Thanks T for the questions. You too could get a shout-out at the end of a post by asking me questions so I don't have to resort to canned ones. Be like T.

You Might Not Be Looking At Amateur Porn If...

I was going to make a flow chart, but it would have been huge and unwieldy.  Instead, in the style of Jeff Foxworthy, I'm going to make a list.  Just because one of these things is true doesn't make it professional porn, but the more of them that are true, the less likely you're looking at a unicorn and the more likely it was professionally produced.  I've got absolutely nothing against professional porn either; I just find it amusing when they play amateur.

You might not be looking at amateur porn if...

...they're having sex on the beach in broad daylight.
...they're having sex on the beach at night.
...everyone looks like they could be on some CW show.
...the pubes are shaved.  All of them.  Not a hairy ballsack in sight.
...the lighting is Golden-Hour quality.
...there's not a single pimple on anyone's ass.
...they go right to anal with no lube.
...it's a picture series, starting with an artful strip-tease in front of a neutral backdrop.
...you can see genitals more often than not.
...it's a handheld camera but the angles are all beautiful.
...the depth of field puts objects in the foreground into a soft blur, but the pussy is always in focus.
...her asshole looks perfect.  So does his.
...there's a timestamp on the photo but it's for a date which doesn't actually exist.
...there's a timestamp on the photo but it doesn't stay in the same place from photo to photo.
...no one is ever making a stupid face when the camera is pointed at them.
...they're in a house nicer than you've ever been in.
...they're in a hotel bedroom.
...they're in a dorm room and there are more than two of them.
...the furniture is straight from Better Homes and Gardens.  Literally.  No one has ever used this furniture before.
...they're fucking on a pool table.
...the woman looks 18 but her boobs are giant and fake.
...the high heels stay on throughout.
...there's nothing with a brand name on it except for adult brands.
...no one laughs, ever.
...everyone is constantly laughing/cheering.
...there are spectators who don't get naked, join in, or do anything but look slightly uncomfortable.
...they make a big point of saying over and over that she's his step-daughter.
...they actually fuck in the pool, rather than by the side of the pool.
...lighting or camera equipment is ever visible.
...you never, ever see the camera in mirrors.
...people are wearing balaclavas and Halloween masks.
...there is no queefing, even after vigorous, lengthy pounding.
...her makeup never smears, runs, or rubs off on furniture or bedding.
...they're doing watersports outside the bathroom.
...they're doing watersports on that Better Homes and Gardens furniture.
...she shows the camera the cum on her tongue before she swallows.
...the costumes look like they were borrowed from a movie set.
...they're doing watersports while still wearing those costumes.
...the man/men is/are old enough to be the woman's father.
...anyone loudly announces that they're cumming, but it takes them more than a second after the announcement to do so.
...no one sweats.
...there are cuts between camera angles but the action seems continuous.
...they're having sex in a public area and people are walking by.
...it's a cuckolding scene but someone other than the husband and the two partners is filming it.
...there are tribal tattoos on all the guys and they all look like they live in the gym.
...it's an interracial gangbang and all the black guys are hung like horses.
...it's in a basement but somehow they're getting dolly shots.
...they're posing/fucking in front of some spectacular vista.
...it's from Russia or Eastern Europe.
...it's supposed to be in a school.  Seriously, it's never really a school.
...the bondage gear costs more than your car.

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Crept Up On Me

I was so sure that this week was going to be better than this.  Wishful thinking, I'm afraid.  Thus, I haven't been as post-ful since Sunday because Busy managed to sink its hellish teeth into my ass and now I'm up to my ears again.  Hopefully this will change in the next few days, and I have some things in the pipe just in case.  And if not, it will all be over by next week (I really hope) and Sveta will arrive and all will be pleasant again (I hope, really really).

While I'm away, please enjoy the following video.  It's POV (which I'm not always that fond of) and the guy's voice annoys the shit out of me, but it's still a decent way to pass the time while I'm busy.

http://www.xvideos.com/video123140/ally_creampie

The Joy of Sex

I'm going to go a bit philosophical because I've got nothing else going for me today.  Only a bit.

It seems to me that people are too focused on certain things sexual.  And this is not necessarily a good thing.  Consider: if your whole sexual routine always involves nothing but the head of the cock, the clit, the nipples, and maybe some light kissing, you're missing out.  Seriously missing out.  So if we can branch out physically, why can't we branch out psychologically as well.

For one, everyone goes for passion.  Everyone wants passion.  And I'm not saying that passion is necessarily a bad thing.  But sometimes, sex can be joyful.  What's the difference?  I'm not totally sure, but there is one; possibly that passion is but one aspect of joy.  Let's just say that I've had passionate sex with people about whom I couldn't have given less of a shit personally.  Passion is physical connectedness.  It's easier to come by, at least in my experience.  And I do love a hard, fast, teeth-rattling, bone-shaking, oh-dear-God-my-cunt-is-on-fire-type sexual experience.  I love passion.

But passion is only one aspect of sex.  There's also playfulness.  I was speaking with a friend recently about playful sex, and I confessed that I love to giggle while I'm making love.  I like to get a bit silly sometimes, with the right partner who doesn't mind getting a bit silly too.  I think it stems from my childhood, from the fact that I had a stage in my sexual development where sex was just like any other play.  It didn't have to be perfect, it didn't have to be anything but fun and experimenting.  I think people can even take "experimenting" too seriously, like they're forced to experiment, like they worry that if they don't, sex will stop being any good.

There's also tenderness.  Sex doesn't always have to be intense.  Sometimes, it can be good just to be with someone close, feel them against your body, not even worrying about whether it's sex or just cuddling.  It doesn't have to be romantic love to be tender, either.  I've had sex with friends while sitting around a fire in the winter with nowhere to go, nothing to do, just time to sit there and make love, but they were friends, not romances.  I don't know where you draw the line there, but again, I think there is one, and both sides of the line can have tender moments.  Sometimes you just want a friend with a shoulder to cry on.

And that leads me to sad sex.  I've had tragic sex, where we knew we were leaving, where this was probably goodbye.  I had some of that last night, actually.  It's like a goodbye kiss; joy and sorrow all wrapped into one.  Sometimes it's crying, and sometimes it's just an empty ache that you're trying to fill but you can't.  Some of my most meaningful times with people have been at the end.  I'm not sure that's a good thing, but it's not to be discounted.  It doesn't always have to be fierce either; sometimes sad sex is soft and heavy like an old quilt, sometimes it's almost as if you're already separated even though your bodies are still together, and you're reaching out to each other through the distance.

The other side of that coin is reunion sex.  This can, of course, be quite passionate, but sometimes it's like that first hug after you're back together.  I often think the passion of reunion sex comes from the fact that you missed the sex more than you missed the person (that sounds a bit nasty, and I'm not saying I don't miss the sex), so when you miss the person more than the sex, sex is just a way of saying how much you missed the person.  It has a different vibe to it.

I could keep enumerating different types of sex, but it all boils down to the idea that sex should be more than just raw passion and desire.  Sex should be joy.  I think pornography teaches us wrongly in this regard; most good porn is passionate, sometimes even loving, but seldom joyous, at least to my mind.  Amateur porn tends to be made by people who have the idea that porn should be passion, and sometimes it winds up being really unintentionally silly.

But sometimes, you get a sense of joy.  And I encourage everyone to have fun with sex, come to it with joy in your heart, and I bet you'll find yourself enjoying it more.  It shouldn't be a chore, it shouldn't be a necessity, it should be a joy.

In that spirit, here are four videos, all of the same couple, that I've been sitting on for a while.  I think they're pretty joyful, and they feature people who look real and who are obviously enjoying themselves, but not pretending that they're doing something deeper than having a good time.  There's passion there, but also some silliness, and I think they're sexy as hell.

http://www.xvideos.com/video403801/naughty_busty_gf_part_1_4_

http://www.xvideos.com/video403820/naughty_busty_gf_part_2_4_

http://www.xvideos.com/video403836/naughty_busty_gf_part_3_4_

http://www.xvideos.com/video403852/naughty_busty_gf_part_4_4_

Enjoy.  Laugh.  Love.  Don't drop passion, just add something to it.  Want the person, not the act.  Discover your joy.

Yes, I am only doing this because I'm a bit down today.  You're lucky I'm not writing my FFF today, I guess.

Bikini?

A friend of mine forwarded this series of images to me totally out of the blue which were just too sexy not to share.  My apologies if you've seen them already.  I have no idea where they come from, so I can't give proper attribution.

How To Put On a Bikini

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Doubly Penetrating Question

This is a short one, but still worth answering.  It came up in conversation and seemed like the perfect thing to talk about briefly.

"Which style of DP do you prefer: face-up or face-down?" -Sveta

I shouldn't neglect to mention that there are really more than two options in that regard.  In fact, I was discussing with someone else my strange and possibly unhealthy desire to attempt DP upside down; that is, standing on my head with the two guys standing above me.  And of course, one doesn't have to be that crazy to attempt standing DP, which can be quite nice if you can swing it.  Finding the suitable pair of guys is essential in either of those situations.  And even if you're all lying down, there are a number of different variables; you could reverse cowgirl on the one guy while the other guy straddles him and fucks your ass, or you could try the same thing with the bottom guy in your ass, or you could attempt the double doggie, where both guys are behind you, one slightly lower (as illustrated in this gallery).  [EDIT] There's also the possibility of double spooning, basically DP on its side, which I would imagine would provide a way for both men to take a fairly active role, but I've been unable to locate any pictures or video of it, so maybe it's more complicated than it seems or maybe it's just not terribly photogenic as a position.  I can't find any upside down DP pictures either, actually.

But the practical woman sticks with the two basics, I'm afraid, and it is to those two basics that we shall refer: face-up meaning sitting on the one guy with his cock in your ass while the other guy fucks you sort-of-missionary (fig. 1); face-down meaning cowgirl on the bottom guy while the top guy fucks you in the ass from behind (fig. 2).  Because I love visual aids:

Face-Up (Figure 1):

Face-Down (Figure 2):

Both images from this nice gallery of photos.

Having hopefully not bored you quite to death (oh who am I kidding; those photos should wake you up) I shall proceed with the answer to this question, which is hopefully complicated enough to warrant all the exposition.

It depends.

Okay, there you go.

No, only kidding.  It does depend, but there's more to it than that.  For sheer comfort, I'd have to say that nine times out of ten face-down is the way to go, simply because it's less awkward.  Most of my DP has been in this position.  It just seems the least complicated.

If the guy who's looking to do me in the ass is enormous or I know he's rough with anal, I prefer face-up simply because the anal is less of a driver than the vaginal in that position.  I don't mind sitting and squirming on a big cock while having my pussy fucked well.

If we're going to switch off and the guys might switch around, I like to start out face-up and then, when I'm tired, retreat to the easier face-down.  I can lie on the bottom's chest and just let them go to it.  This is also why I usually prefer face-down when my Dad is involved; he's not going to switch, but his stamina means that he's likely to finish last, which means he won't be trapped under me while someone else goes at me from above.

But in terms of my favorite, all other things being equal, I'd have to say I actually prefer face-up.  It's more awkward and less typical, but it's still more fun to me.  That may be because I get it almost never (DP isn't exactly on the menu every day for me, and the vast proportion of what I do get is face-down.  But I enjoy missionary, and I'm not as fond of cowgirl, so that's probably part of it too.  It's more like lying on someone and being fucked missionary than anything else.  I've actually enjoyed sticking a toy in my ass and then being fucked missionary; it duplicates some of the sensations.  But I also like lying back against another body while I look into the top's eyes.  The bottom can do various fun things with his hands too.

So I guess that answers that.  It's not like I turn down any DP (I don't) but I do occasionally enjoy some face-up.  I still want to try upside down though.  And some day I might work up the guts to attempt double vaginal, although double anal is probably out of the question, at least until I get old and incontinent and then who'd want to do it to me?

What the hell, we're calling this one a Porn of the Day too.  Here's some more DP galleries:

• 1 and 2, because I almost used pictures from these as illustrations.
• This one, which gets really close to upside down but chokes in the clutch.
• This one, for a decent example of both standing and double doggie.
• 1 and 2, because there's nothing that improves DP like having a cunt to lick while getting it.
• Here's another I could easily have used.

And for good measure, just to DP the place up completely, some videos:

• An adorable girl getting the business end of two cocks, possibly my favorite of the bunch.
• Then there are a few (Liana, Coral, and Genesis) all of which seem like the same series.  Genesis seems like she's going to split in two she's so tiny, but she takes cock in the ass like a pro, which she undoubtedly is.
• Here's one featuring a pool, and while the echoing sounds of fake enjoyment do get a bit annoying after a while, it was worth including because the girl is very attractive in her pink bikini.
• And last, one which I think is German that I enjoy partially because it's just so business-like.  I have no idea what they're saying, but everyone seems pretty laid back about it, like they all got together to shoot a video with DP and have a bit of fun doing it.  It's not particularly passionate, it's just sex.  Nothing wrong with that.

Okay, enough.  I could go trolling for porn all day if I let myself.  If anyone has any questions, or suggestions on DP positions I forgot, or even pointers on how to make upside down DP enjoyable, I'll take them.

[EDIT AGAIN] I would just like to point out that porn isn't real.  DP is, but it seldom happens the way it does in porn.  Be safe, kids, and don't base your expectations of life on the movies.  DP in real life is way better than in porn anyway.

Oops, Sorry

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Raven-Haired Beauties

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Russian Grab Bag

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Had To Share This One

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Amateur Film Festival

Not really. I just had some shorter amateur videos that I thought were good enough to share.

http://www.xvideos.com/video79895/homemade_tape

http://www.xvideos.com/video369016/amateur_teen_couple

http://www.xvideos.com/video349350/sweet_college_babe_gets_it_doggy_style

I offer these with the general comment that there's something wonderfully self-conscious about actual amateur porn. Sometimes professional porn, or at least porn by people who are trying to make money, attempts to duplicate the feeling, but it's hard to fake. You can put the camera on a tripod or hold it in your hand, you can pretend to pick up the woman at a bus stop, you can even make the production values really bad, but there's something about a college kid taping himself and his girlfriend while fucking which can't be imitated. They both snatch glances of the camera, or awkwardly reposition themselves to show off something, or they smile and blush for no apparent reason, their eyes meet and they wonder if this was a good idea... yeah, I can read probably more into it than there actually is, but I still enjoy it.

That's not to say that I don't like purely naturalistic amateur porn, two (or more) people fucking away without a care in the world. But a lot of that is fake. Still, if it's faked well, it can be just as good as the real thing.

Equal Parts

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Shared Porn

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Three Adorable Girls

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Bonus Porn to Celebrate

Since I was talking about tribbing yesterday (well, actually, I'm writing this yesterday, but I've scheduled it to post today just in case I don't have any time today because I'm spending all of it making love with my beautiful girlfriend, and no I'm not bragging... well, yes I am bragging but not to make anyone feel bad), I had a few videos bookmarked which show some non-scissoring tribbing that I thought were fairly hot. If only somehow a woman could sprout a cock without becoming less feminine...

http://www.xvideos.com/video240438/blonde_brunette_trib

http://www.xvideos.com/video132937/blondes_trib

Both nice, both a bit different from what I'm used to seeing, and both apropos because I can guarantee that at some point today that's what I'll be doing, only much sexier. Must stop bragging. I'm just giddy.

On another topic, I have no idea why it's called "tribbing." In fact, I hadn't heard the term until recently, and it's not like I've lead a sheltered life. I always thought that scissoring was it in terms of terms. But I guess I was wrong, or it's new. Maybe I'm using it wrong. Since I like missionary so much, it's as close as I can get with a girl.

[Editor's Note] Tribbing comes from the term "tribadism," meaning lesbianism in general. Apparently the French word for lesbian is "tribade," which further comes from the Latin for "to rub." Hence, tribbing, a more specific term from the past, I guess. I don't know, maybe tribbing doesn't mean anything more than lesbianism, but everything I've seen suggests that it means lesbians rubbing genitals. The more you know...

Happy chocolate day!

Girl Service

I never show lesbian porn, which isn't fair because I do enjoy it. Although I confess, less than I enjoy porn with penetration. I don't know why; it seems softcore if there's no penetration involved. But whatever.

http://video.xnxx.com/video331630/skip_school_to_lick_pussy

Two cute girls, one of them redheaded-ish. It might almost be Sveta and me. You could look at it that way, since the chances of the actual item showing up are slim to nil.

http://video.xnxx.com/video202301/tanya_marina_sisters_sex_part_1

http://video.xnxx.com/video202302/tanya_marina_sisters_sex_part_2

Here's another which you can pretend are Sveta and me. We're better and cuter, but what have I said about porn and realism?

Amateur Hour

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Why Are Redheads So Naturally Hot

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