I discovered through channels (read: I was told about it by someone) wordle.net, which is a complete and utter waste of time but ridiculously entertaining nonetheless. It makes word clouds, like everyone and his brother already has, but it makes them very attractively. I plugged the blog in and after a bit of tinkering it spit out the following (which is better in the larger version that can be viewed by clicking thereupon).
Never being one to leave well enough alone I took all the Flash Fiction Friday pieces I've ever written and plugged them in, achieving a second, equally-exciting result, hereunder:
Honestly, I expected them to be more... not-work-safe, perhaps? I figured there would be some words not suitable for polite company writ large. But while there are one or two lurking therein (I've used three wonderful and horribly-underutilized adverbs of location so far) it's hardly the rampaging cock-cunt-fest I was anticipating. In either case; I'm not sure I'm all that surprised about the Flash Fiction, since I don't write terribly graphic things constantly, but my blog seems like it ought to be a bit more frank and adult.
No matter. Hie thee thither (four, and let that be a lesson to those who believe that English doesn't have a dative) and make your own word cloud all pretty-like. Or just gape in wonderment at mine. The choice is yours.
In closing, in the interest of skewing my ratings a bit, cocks dripping cum all over hot dripping cunts while pussies are eaten by lustful virgin minxes. All together now, if possible in an Australian accent: "Vagina vagina vagina!"
And okay, I know, "thereupon" doesn't really mean what I'm making it mean. It's okay; I'm a professional.
3 comments:
::gaping in wonderment::
Thanks for the link, this is indeed a lot of fun. Although after being told to hie thee thither, I feel like I should come back with the head of a slain dragon.... ;-)
Cheers,
Max
This is very very cool.
What did the dwarven pimp say to his prostitute when she showed up late to till his garden?
Hie ho, hie; hoe! It's off to work we go.
I think most people have seen "hie thee hither" more frequently than "thither" but both are perfectly acceptable. And if you come back with a dragon's head, just leave it on a pike out front to scare away people who want to mess with my tires ;)
And it is indeed very cool. I only wish it offered an easier way of producing a picture for distribution.
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