Saturday, July 14, 2012

TMI Not Tuesday

1. I could spend all day _fucking_ but couldn’t stand five minutes _watching NASCAR_ .

Yeah, okay, so that’s a bit of a non-sequitor.  I really don’t get car racing though. If that makes me an ivory-tower-elite, I guess that’s what I am.

2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do _pretty much everything domestic_ because no one else ever does.

I hate housework.

3. The older you get the more _tired_ you get.

Tell me it’s not true. Okay, it’s probably not for lucky people.

4. I want to _have wild sex_ when I _see my sweetie_ .

Which isn’t anywhere near often enough these days.

5. My appetite for _sex_ can never be satisfied.

Yeah, did you really think I wasn’t going to say this? I can live with less than I want, but I want more than I could ever have so that’s a good thing.

Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard _pornography_ .

Except I am and I do.

3 comments:

Jack and Jill said...

Great answers all around, but especially your answer to the bonus question. The little addendum was fantastic!

Advizor54 said...

I dont' get Oval Track racing, through Grand Prix can be kind of exciting. But it's really just a badly drawn oval with better looking pit girls.

I thought you were residentially-convenient to your sweetie these days. Perhaps I misunderstood

We can be hoarders together.

:-)

Anonymous said...

Loved your answers, some were predictable ;-)

-H