TMI From a Long Time Ago

As of the moment I have nothing particularly exciting to relate, so here's some TMI questions from a long time ago, way back in the vaults. https://tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com/ is where I get them. I'll do a few.

Why should you have sex on a first date?

Why not? Okay, short answer, but the longer answer is, if you planned to have sex at some point, and things go well, why not push the date forward? It's a good way to tell if you're incompatible right off the bat. If you don't attach too much baggage to sex, you can have a nice time fucking, and if you don't, it probably wasn't meant to be.

Or, if you're younger or inexperienced, getting to the point of sex early on is a good way to ensure that, if it doesn't go particularly well that first time, you can practice. If you have to go through five or six mediocre dates to figure out whether mediocre sex is the best the relationship can muster, that's wasting everyone's time.

Not that I think sexual compatibility is the be-all and end-all. I've had relationships with people which were non-sexual and we've had a fine time. But my answer still, if you're asking for an excuse to have sex with your partner early, is, "Go for it, early and often." Then again, this shouldn't be surprising coming from me.

Why do you dislike giving oral sex?

With vagina-havers (I'm trying to be better about this), it's usually a taste/hair on tongue thing. I confess that I prefer a well-shaved pubis when it comes to oral ministrations. Sometimes a cunt tastes not great, and sometimes it's nobody's fault. I have acquired a taste for pussy juice, but sometimes, even if all the hygiene in the world is involved, her taste just isn't to my taste. But that's quite rare. I've had more times when the taste was unwashed funk and I had to struggle through it a little. That's unfortunate.

With the penile-y endowed, there are sometimes taste or cleanliness issues but more often it's over-eager thrusting. I can throat a cock, no biggie, but like Houdini getting punched in the gut, I have to prepare myself mentally and physically.

Tongue or no tongue? Explain.

With kissing, as with cunt-licking, the answer is tongue. I'm not saying I'll throw you out if you don't immediately make your way to my tonsils, but I like to run my tongue over yours. And getting licked is better than just getting fingered. I will accept the former but prefer the latter.

Would you have a sugar daddy or sugar mama?

Either, yes please. We are poor and I could use the money. I'm not proud of this, but honestly one of the things I'm best at is fucking and it's a real shame I can't monetize that.

What’s a sure sign that you need to get laid?

I start wetting my panties at random, not-terribly-sexy things. I try not to get to this state.

Bonus: Right this very second, which do you prefer– to make love or fuck like a wild animal?

Having had to be somewhat cloistered for a while, and before that having had my health issues to contend with, I'm presently still in a "fuck me like an animal" phase.

What do you find sexiest in a woman?

I like a trim tummy. Perky tits, whatever the size. I love a thigh gap even though I don't expect it of anyone. These are subject to change based on the weather and which side I slept on last night.

What do you find least sexy in a man?

Honestly, I'm not overly fussy about butts in guys. I also prefer it if they shower. Not a fan of manly funk, most times.

Have you ever been the other woman or man? Would you do it again?

All the time. I'd like to say I wouldn't do it again, but I know me. Frankly, while perhaps the "other" person should get some blame, the lion's share rests on the party who is cheating, not the one with whom they cheat. If I get involved with someone in a way which makes them a cheater, they're an adult and they can make their own decisions.

Who puts more into a romantic relationship you or your significant other?

Sveta might be more romantic than I am, but we both try to put effort in.

Bonus: Are you in a healthy relationship? What makes you think so?

I think so, because we trust each other and communicate. We spent a year trapped together in a house. We came out stronger, I think, so there's that

That's all I can handle at the moment. Ask me some questions yourself in the comments or by email, or just wait until something happens to me that's interesting enough to report. Or until next Tuesday when there will doubtless be more of this filler.

Updates

What have I been up to, you may ask.

1) Sveta and I got married. Mostly for tax purposes, we like to say, and I'd be lying if that wasn't part of the calculus. Another part was that if either of us had to go to the hospital (which it turned out was prescient, about which more further down the page) it would be good to be married for the purposes of sorting through that kind of bullshit. And there was definitely an element of, "If we don't do it now, we may not be allowed to do it in future," which as yet has not turned out to be as prescient, but please don't relax on the LGBTQI-rights front.

It didn't really change our relationship, and we didn't want it to, but it was nice. I love her, she loves me, we're married, and it's still strange to say, "my wife," in conversation. Partially because I didn't think it would ever happen, partially because I figured I'd have to get straight-married. Lesbian-married is better because we both got to wear dresses.

The ceremony was nothing exciting. We had a wedding party afterward which didn't immediately degenerate into debauchery because the in-laws were there. Sveta's father was surprisingly supportive. Sveta's mother-in-law looked like she could spit nails. But anyway, the party was nice, just friends and well-wishes, and then some of us had gotten hotel rooms in the same hotel so we did wind up having a bit of a fun time for our wedding night. It's been long enough that I don't know that I can play-by-play it even if I wanted to, but Sveta finally got to fuck the members of the family she'd been missing on her card and when we finished with Sheri, Mari (yes, she came, and yes, she came), and Mike, there was a whole other party with some of our friends who showed us a very nice time as well.

2) My parents are okay. Mike and my sisters are okay. There have been some health things, but nothing major. Mari finally tied the knot with her long-time partner, though there was no corresponding wingding for that. I'm still not sure how much her partner knows about her family. She was very nice at the wedding but didn't show up for any of the more sexual festivities. It's Mari's life. I'm not judging. Much.

3) I had to have my lady parts removed. Well, a lot of them. The pain just got to be too much, and finally I found a doctor who would listen and not think I was making it up, and it turned out that yeah, the uterus and one of the ovaries needed to go. The operation went smoothly, the recovery went smoothly, and aside from some lingering psychological stuff which made me somewhat wary at first, I have been having pain-free orgasms in the quantities to which I used to be accustomed ever since. Of course...

4) Then COVID hit, so until I got my vaccination, Sveta and I were stuck with just each other as partners, which didn't put much strain on the relationship but did make me wish like hell I knew a magic spell to give one or both of us a cock temporarily. We had to stop seeing everyone. Even Zoe, who...

5) Zoe is still a thing in our lives. She has a girlfriend now, but we see her often enough, now that we're all vaccinated. I think she was a little crushed that I married Sveta, but she came to the wedding (this was prior to her getting a girlfriend) and participated in the after-after-party, wherein she got fucked seventeen ways to Sunday by a bunch of hot lesbians, which I think got her over her infatuation with me. Or maybe not, but she hasn't shown any signs of pining over me that I've seen. It's complicated. I wish it weren't.

6) Kate, Liam, and Kevin are also continuing to be seen by us. Let me try that sentence again. We see Kate, Liam, and Kevin as often as we all can spare the time. Kevin came out a few Prides ago, we were all super proud of him, and both he and his brother have found partners outside the home, though it doesn't seem to last. They're young. I won't start worrying just yet.

7) Anything else I'm forgetting? Pop a question in the comments, or email, or write it in fiery letters across the sky above my house.

Nobody Blogs Anymore

Um... let's see, I got some meds which are helping with my brain stuff and I had surgery to help me with my body stuff and it seems like we're coming out of the Quarantimes whether we like it or not so there's a decent chance I might have something to talk about, so I managed to fix my computer and sign back into my account and here I am, talking to shadows.

But that's how I started this whole thing anyway. I never really did it for any reason other than to get off to being a verbal exhibitionist.

I'm doing this because I can, I guess. If it gets you off too, you're welcome. But don't expect too much right now. I'm just bored with picture books.

I'm going to try to get it together to do a brief update post on my life and what's happened since I last blogged, but if you want specific questions answered you'll have to ask them. I'm cutting back on correspondence because that really took a lot out of me, so if you've written me in the past and I never got back to you, I'm really sorry, try again maybe, or something. I don't know. I hate having to be all "boundaries" about this because I don't have any, really, but I also don't have the energy for long back and forths all the time.

I'm not starting over from scratch; the archive is still here and it's all still valid and so forth. But I am sort of wiping the slate clean a little. I don't know. This is probably a terrible idea.

But it's okay. No one reads blogs anymore.

Love you all, see you soon.