I'm Lexi

I'm Lexi, like it says in the title. I'm a 20-something redheaded chick who's pretty boring. Okay, gotcha, I'm only boring sometimes. Other times, the times I hope to talk about in this blog, I'm really interesting, or at least people say so.

Let me get this out of the way and say that I'm a bit nervous doing this. Some of the things I'd like to talk about are personal, taboo, or possibly illegal. So if I'm not as racy in my blog as I am in real life, at least not at first, it's because I'm not interested in being kicked off blogger or arrested by the FBI.

And I'll get this out of the way now too; I'm a nymphomaniac. Not in the, "I'm easy," sense, but in the, "I like to fuck," sense. Honestly, if I don't orgasm at least once a day, I feel run down. You think I'm joking. I haven't been a virgin in a very long time. People expect, I think, women to be sluts, sleeping around with anyone and everyone, perhaps getting by on their looks with no education. I'm here to tell you that that's a bunch of crap. I'm probably a little introverted most of the time, and I certainly don't take it anywhere I can find it. And I'm not a dumb bimbo slut. I've got too much high-priced education for that.

I guess I'm writing this blog because talking about my sexual exploits gets me off. Seriously, I can have a quickie O just by talking to a girlfriend on the phone about what a guy looks like naked. I'm not a picture-exhibitionist, I'm a story-exhibitionist. So telling these stories will make me happy, and I hope they'll make readers happy too.

Lastly, no, I will not tell you where I live, or always use people's real names (maybe not even my own), nor am I looking for a good time or a relationship. Don't ask. I'm pretty happy with my life as it is and I'm not intending to join the online singles scene. I'm not a porn star drumming up publicity for a movie either, so don't ask to see pictures. I've got pictures, and maybe I'll post them, but don't ask.