TMI Grab-Bag

I don't know, maybe TMI has stopped. Since there wasn't a new one, I've gone back through some of the older ones I've never answered, trolling for interesting questions. In no particular order:

What is the farthest distance from home you have you have ever had sex or an orgasm? What is there farthest distance you have travelled from your home to have a sexual encounter?

I've probably never been more than 1000 miles from my home. Maybe slightly more. I'm not a big traveller, not because I don't like trips, but because I don't like travel. It's a distinction. Anyway, I don't think I've ever been to a place farther away than that, and I've had sex and orgasms in the farthest place I can think of, which is visiting my uncle Sam (incidentally, the distance is why we never see him, grrr).

How many states (or Canadian provences or your country's geopolitical division) and counties have you had sex and/or an orgasms in?

Maybe 6? Possibly more than that; I don't keep count, and sometimes having sex in the car means one is doing it in places one isn't thinking about. Less than 10, certainly.

Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?

Depends on what I'm looking for. Audio seldom gets me off, but it can get me in the mood sometimes. Movies are quick and dirty and usually get me off, but a good story will turn me on and get me off better. I'd have to say that I prefer stories, but I watch a lot of porn videos too.

Have you ever had:

1. Angry sex? Yes indeed.
2. Pity sex? No. I don't fuck people out of pity. I might fuck someone because no one else will, but that's not pity, that's charity. There is a difference. I don't feel superior about charity.
3. "Oh well, I might as well" sex? God yes.
4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn't sex? No, I don't think so. Usually if it's goodbye, either I tell the person or I'm not having sex with them. Maybe it happened to me once, but I don't recall.
5. Don't-remember-having-it sex? Yep. Not proud of it. There's little point in having sex if you're not going to remember it.
6. Regret-it-afterward sex? Of course. I've done too many things I regret, and sex is certainly one of them.
7. Can't-remember-his/her-name sex? I have a bad memory for names, but I usually don't fuck people without introduction. But I've done this.
8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex? That's a bit awkward, because I like to know what to call out. Awkward or not, I've done it too.

What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?

Emotionally? I'd rather not talk about it, honestly. There are some things I don't talk about. Strictly in terms of it being a bad lay? That's a hard one to say. I've certainly had some bad sex. Given my attitude toward trying things out and not being hung up on particulars, I sometimes wind up in situations where the sex is just awful. I try not to let that affect me; I just make a mental note to keep away from that person or activity in future. It's like sampling new food. I've eaten some terrible food in my time, but I'm a pretty adventurous eater. There are a few things I won't eat, or even try, but other than that, I'll try it, and if I don't like it, I don't eat it again. Same with sex. I could give a roll-call of bad sex, but why dwell on it. I'd rather give a roll-call of great sex. In fact, that's sort of what I do around here, isn't it?