Apparently it was all just a ploy for attention. But what isn't, really? As always, meme courtesy of TMI.
1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why?
Come on, this really needs to be asked? I'd probably want to be able to eat myself out. I'm not scared of tasting myself. But it'd still just be masturbation. I've never actually seen in the flesh someone who could auto-oralize, but I know they exist, and again, it's cool and all, but it's just masturbation with flair.
2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there?
If it weren't as easy and comfortable as using my fingers, probably not that long or often. I mean, it's hard to watch porn with your head between your legs. It's hard to type that way. It's hard to do a lot of things. I'd probably just trot it out as a trick at parties. Because I know I'd want to see myself do it, so to be fair, I'd do it for others, just as an icebreaker. And then I'd ask for volunteers to finish the job.
3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before?
To someone else? That makes it sound less experiential and more abusive. There are a few positions I've never tried, I guess. Honestly, anything I haven't done already and would try is probably not for the blog anyway. I've been game to try things and have just never done them before. Actually, I'm game for a lot of things, some I've done, some not. If I'm not game for it, I probably don't want to try it if the opportunity arose.
4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor?
I confess, I'd like to try out having a cock. But I don't want to swap. I want to have a cock and a pussy at the same time. So I guess I'd offer anyone who'd take it my pinkie toes in exchange for the rental of their cock. Not fair? Okay, I'd trade sex organs with a guy, for the evening. Hell, then we could fuck, for starters. Of course, I'd want proof that he had the stamina of a rhino, and in return I'd offer up proof of my astounding tightness and ease of climax. We'd probably have to fuck once before the deal was done, just to prove the point. Then we'd fuck again after the switch, and then invite in the harem.
Seriously, I would like to try out having a cock. I'd swap brains, jump into a man's body for a day. I'd like to feel how it feels on the other side, how penetration really feels to the guy, how a male orgasm feels, how it feels to ejaculate. I'm perfectly happy being a woman, but my curiosity is piqued with regard to how the other half lives. And just think of what it would do to my technique. I'd know how a guy feels, so I'd know how to make him feel good. Although I flatter myself to think I know something about that already.
5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours?
Possibly take horrible advantage of people. Probably parlay my looks into plenty of nookie. Other than that, while I'm not saying I wouldn't like to look better than I do, that's really for shallow, self-absorbed reasons, and if I suddenly became the most beautiful woman in the world for 24 hours, I doubt I'd have much time to do anything else.
Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words.
"Hatshepsut, first female Pharaoh of Egypt, indulges her lusts by taking on all comers, with period-accurate costumes."
Oh yeah baby. I'm a little obsessed. But I would love to see some sexy she-Pharaoh porn.
My runner-up might be: "1000-member orgy in which Lexi takes center stage, filmed in the style of Busby Berkley, all-singing-all-dancing-all-coitus." That's 22 words if you count hyphenated words as their separate parts, but it only cheats a little.
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