Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Doctor's Orders

So my doctor suggested that I need to keep trying on the whole "can't cum without feeling like I'm being stabbed in the gut" thing.  I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to just get used to the pain or if "physical therapy" will actually help reduce the pain.  But whatever.

So, because it's hard to try to cum with a partner as part of physical therapy (not that I don't, but partners only have so much time to contribute and there's refractory periods and all that jazz to worry about too) I've been fantasizing a lot and looking at a lot of porn.  A lot.

Lately the idea of being tied up in a bathroom stall has really been appealing to me for some reason.  I figure there should be a stall in the men's room right next to the toilets and urinals which is the "get your rocks off" stall.  Actually, because I'm so deprived and depraved, it could be a "do pretty much anything you want to Lexi" stall.

Maybe a guy just needs to piss, so he comes into the stall and there I am all trussed up.  He just unzips, sticks his cock in my mouth, and I have to drink all the piss.  And then, like a good bidet, clean him up afterward.  No shaking required, no post-mictural dribble, just Lexi the toilet slave.

Or maybe he'd like to stick a funnel up my ass and give me a golden enema.  Or just piss all over me.  Whatever.

Then of course there would be the guy who has 5 minutes for coffee and a wank and sees my stall instead, so he heads in and fucks my face like a Fleshlight and cums down my throat.  No mess to clean up, and I guarantee I'm a better choice than a stealthy bathroom jerkoff session.

Of course there's always the chance that he'd like something more than a blowjob.  There I am, tied up and bent over and he can fuck me seventeen ways to Sunday, pussy, ass, whatever.  Since I'm tied up, I'm seeing the need for a bathroom attendant who could clean up afterward.  Sure, Lexi the bidet could suck his cock clean after he shot his load inside me, but maybe the attendant could do that too just to make sure, and she could also eat out all the cum to make me nice and sanitary for the next guest.

Yes, I'm even thinking, because as I said I'm deprived and depraved, that scat would be on the table in this scenario.  I would totally rim a guy to save on toilet paper.  I'm a filthy whore slave in this scenario.

This is not something I would ever actually want to do in real life.  That's what makes fantasy so awesome.  I frequently fantasize about things I've never done, or could never do, or would never do.  Give it a try sometime.

As for me, I'm going to go back to following my doctor's orders right now.  If anyone has any toilet fetish porn they'd like to share, leave it in the comments.

7 comments:

1ManView said...

I don't know what kind of pain you are having, but if you are on a pain pill made from opium or a form of opium, that's one of the side effects. My wife has gone through that. It seems to take off just enough edge to keep her from orgasm. Once they changed her pain pill, she started having orgasms once again. But still not like she use too...

peace and love
1Manview

Advizor54 said...

Sounds like I need to start writing just for you. I can imagine a lot of things.

I hope the therapy helps
I hope the pain goes away
I hope the whole thing works out,
and, even though your post talks of ongoing problems,it's good to hear from you.

Anonymous said...

Right now I'm fantasizing about giving you a hug

Yours,
Papa Bear

Naughty Lexi said...

@1ManView: I'm not currently on any kind of pain meds; the pain is entirely sex-related. I can't get aroused without feeling sharp stabbing pains. I'm sorry about your wife though. I hope she can find something that works for her.

Naughty Lexi said...

@Advizor54 You should write things for me. If you can think of fun stuff, send it my way. Or share with the world and just make sure I know about it :)

Naughty Lexi said...

@Papa Bear You know I love even fantasy hugs from you :)

Peter Princip said...

It is good to see you blogging again. I have missed you sexy, witty, honest posts.

Sorry about the whole stab-cum thing. No Bueno...

I am sure they have checked this but, hernia? Muscle contractions in the stomach region while cumming?

It is amazing what our minds will relish while fantasizing that we would never do in life...well...maybe never. You never know what you will say yes to until you are faced with it. I was recently asked to pee on someone...I had never thought of peeing on someone...well...I have watched and wanked to the pee porn, but I never thought I would be the one to be asked to pee on a person.

It was fun. The best part was their enjoyment of the process. No face or mouth stuff, just body...all over. I was a good gimp and drank only water and ate good whole foods for a day prior...it was basically a warm shower. When asked if I wanted to be peed on I politely refused, this was her fantasy not mine.

If you wanted to be tied up and used in a bathroom stall, I would most likely enjoy pleasing you.

Scat...can't even fantasize about it...no mud.

welcome back.