Doctor's Orders

So my doctor suggested that I need to keep trying on the whole "can't cum without feeling like I'm being stabbed in the gut" thing.  I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to just get used to the pain or if "physical therapy" will actually help reduce the pain.  But whatever.

So, because it's hard to try to cum with a partner as part of physical therapy (not that I don't, but partners only have so much time to contribute and there's refractory periods and all that jazz to worry about too) I've been fantasizing a lot and looking at a lot of porn.  A lot.

Lately the idea of being tied up in a bathroom stall has really been appealing to me for some reason.  I figure there should be a stall in the men's room right next to the toilets and urinals which is the "get your rocks off" stall.  Actually, because I'm so deprived and depraved, it could be a "do pretty much anything you want to Lexi" stall.

Maybe a guy just needs to piss, so he comes into the stall and there I am all trussed up.  He just unzips, sticks his cock in my mouth, and I have to drink all the piss.  And then, like a good bidet, clean him up afterward.  No shaking required, no post-mictural dribble, just Lexi the toilet slave.

Or maybe he'd like to stick a funnel up my ass and give me a golden enema.  Or just piss all over me.  Whatever.

Then of course there would be the guy who has 5 minutes for coffee and a wank and sees my stall instead, so he heads in and fucks my face like a Fleshlight and cums down my throat.  No mess to clean up, and I guarantee I'm a better choice than a stealthy bathroom jerkoff session.

Of course there's always the chance that he'd like something more than a blowjob.  There I am, tied up and bent over and he can fuck me seventeen ways to Sunday, pussy, ass, whatever.  Since I'm tied up, I'm seeing the need for a bathroom attendant who could clean up afterward.  Sure, Lexi the bidet could suck his cock clean after he shot his load inside me, but maybe the attendant could do that too just to make sure, and she could also eat out all the cum to make me nice and sanitary for the next guest.

Yes, I'm even thinking, because as I said I'm deprived and depraved, that scat would be on the table in this scenario.  I would totally rim a guy to save on toilet paper.  I'm a filthy whore slave in this scenario.

This is not something I would ever actually want to do in real life.  That's what makes fantasy so awesome.  I frequently fantasize about things I've never done, or could never do, or would never do.  Give it a try sometime.

As for me, I'm going to go back to following my doctor's orders right now.  If anyone has any toilet fetish porn they'd like to share, leave it in the comments.