Boobs!!!

I found this delightful series of questions and thought, well, these answers are good enough to share, but maybe I could also answer them? So I asked, and was granted permission to steal, and now I'm going to give my two cents on boobs and the joys thereof.

15 Questions Folks Want To Ask Girls About Boobs – Answered

1. How sweaty do they get?

In my case, really sweaty, but I'm fairly sweaty. I know, girls aren't supposed to sweat, but let me bust that myth right now: this gal is extremely sweaty. It doesn't smell like much of anything when I sweat, but I am hyperhydrotic (that's a fancy word for "sweats a lot"). My tits don't get any sweatier than the rest of me, I wouldn't say, and I don't have big enough breasts for there to be sweat beneath them, but I do get sweatier between them, I think.

2. How sensitive are they really? Are they more sensitive during certain times of the month?

Mine are medium sensitivity. I like having mine played with a little but no nipping or pinching please, not generally. My nipples get more sensitive as I get aroused, but then after a certain point it seems like they get less sensitive, because I can be in the midst of coitus and be manhandled much more than at the beginning during foreplay. Still, I'm going to echo the original answer here: some things are only for porn, and unless a gal tells you otherwise, biting is one of them. Oh, and after I cum, the sensitivity goes way up for a few minutes. I've had to ask partners to lay off the nipples for a bit.

I don't find my breasts to be more sensitive during certain times of the month (I no longer have periods, but I still have a cycle) as much as they get a little touchy. I don't like anything at certain times that I wouldn't like otherwise, but I also need more warmup at certain times than at others, if that makes sense. I think my nipples swell a little too, but I've never measured.

3. Do you ever find things in there later?

I've stored plenty of small objects in my bra. I don't have such expansive cleavage that I can hold pens between my breasts or anything like that. I did once find an M&M in my cleavage, but that was due to a particularly painful bra that I wore because I desperately wanted to have cleavage at the time. I ate the M&M. It hadn't melted.

4. Do the nipples also grow in size along with the breasts?

If you're asking whether nipples are always proportionate to breast size, no. Not at all. I've met women with less breast than me who had much larger nipples than I do. I've also met women with twice the tit and tiny nipples. It varies.

If you're asking whether, over the course of a woman's life, the nipples grow larger along with the breasts, I can only speak to a handful of women but I think they do. Most prepubescent kids have tiny nipples, and they get bigger during puberty. I'm no expert, but it seems to make sense.

If you're asking whether my nipples get larger when my breasts do, say hormonally or whatever, I don't think it's as much that the nipples grow with the breasts as it is that both breast and nipple growth is prompted by the same causal factors, if that makes sense. And I've never been pregnant, which is the big one here, so I can't speak to that.

5. What makes for a good bra?

Comfort, support, comfort, support, and sexiness. Let's face it guys (and gals, and non-binary pals, who are into breasts): you don't care as much about the sexiness of a bra as you do getting to see the bra in the first place. Like, if you are in the position to get to see a gal (or non-binary pal) in their undergarments, that's a win, whether the bra is sexy or comfortable. You don't care about it as much as you think you do, is what I'm saying. This is real life, not porn.

I don't have that much to support, but I like a little support in my life so while I don't find that to be as important as comfort, I do care about it. The material of the bra, the construction, and the support factor are all about comfort, so I suppose I could just roll all of this into comfort, but I do think that I'll trade off a little comfort for better support. And all other things being equal, I'll take a sexier bra over a boring one.

6. Do bras really suffocate them?

Is this a thing that people believe? No, of course not. Do I think that wearing a bra, particularly when you're more endowed and performing activities which require a little support like running, is a bad thing? No. I wear one all the time, even when I don't necessarily have to. But suffocation? Breasts don't breath. And if your bra is cutting off your breath, you need a different size.

7. Does going bra-less make you feel like a rebel?

Not really. I mean, I'm bra-less a lot at home, but then I'm also naked a lot at home, for no sexy reason, just because.

8. Do you like to play with your boobs?

The best part about being a woman who likes boobs is that I have a pair I can play with whenever I want. So yes, I play with them. I stroke my nipples while I masturbate all the time. I play with them when I'm being eaten out, or being fucked. It's like playing with my clit: I know what I like.

9.  Is one bigger than the other? Do you like one more than the other?

I think one is slightly larger than the other, but it may vary from day to day. I'm pretty symmetrical, which is something I'm glad of I guess. Do I like one more than the other? No. I think I play with my right one more than my left because that's my dominant hand and I usually masturbate using my left hand for whatever reason, probably so I can use the mouse with my right.

10. Are they as scenic for you as they are for us? How often do you notice guys staring at them?

I love breasts. I'm not a "breast man" whose focus is solely on breasts, but I notice them in others, so yes, I enjoy looking down at mine sometimes. I notice guys staring at them all the time (not constantly, but frequently) and frankly as long as there's no harm being done by it, I enjoy the attention a little. I know, I'm incorrigible.

Now, if I'm actively speaking to a guy (or anyone really) and they can't take their eyes off my tits, I might be slightly offended, or I might take it as a sign that I should pursue the relationship in a different direction. Don't think that this is permission to stare at my chests while talking to me. I don't usually take it that well.

But I can't really complain about being ogled because I ogle. I try to do it discreetly and I meet eyes when necessary, but if the object of my ogling can't see me, I look. But that I don't look principally at breasts. I like other parts of the anatomy as well.

11. Do you have a series of bras for every possible occasion or article of clothing?

I couldn't afford that. I have a bra for darks, a bra for lights, a strapless which sees very little use because I rarely wear gowns, and a sports bra. That's my usual rotation. Then I have a bunch of frippery that I only wear to ignore my advice about sexiness in bras not being a big deal. I wouldn't wear any of them if I thought I wouldn't be showing them off shortly thereafter, sometimes because they would show up under a lot of my tops, and sometimes because they're just uncomfortable. I also have more than a few items of clothing which don't need a bra either because I don't bother or because there's support built in.

12. Do you think there’s such a thing as an ideal-size breast?

No. Everyone is different. Some people like a handful, some people want to be able to motorboat, some people like nothing at all. I vary day to day, though I think Sveta's breasts are my ideal for the purposes of this discussion, and hers are C/D depending on the brand.

13. Is having such sensitive nipples a blessing and a curse?

I mean, mine aren't so sensitive that bumping them into something causes me to cry out in ecstasy. They're probably more sensitive than the average man's nipples, but I've never had the average man's nipples so I can only assume. I don't think they're either a blessing or a curse, really.

14. Don’t they feel like a big burden on your chest?

I have small tits, so for me, no. I know Sveta sometimes says she wishes hers were smaller, and I know my sister Sheri, who has tits for days, sometimes has back problems because of her posture, but a big burden? Not big enough that either of them would accept breast reduction surgery if it were offered to them gratis, shall we say. I know some women for whom that's not true, but every woman is different.

15. How, I repeat, how do you manage to get a bra on and off every day?

Spin it around and then pull it up. That's not the difficult part; being single and wearing gowns which zip up the back is Hell. I also have a fair amount of practice at getting bras off from the front of other people (bisexuality for the win!) so I can reach behind myself and get the clasps undone with a minimum of fuss, but why would I when you can just slip the bra down and then spin it around to attack it from the front? I know that doesn't help people who've got to take my bra off while kissing me (sorry honey) but that's what I do daily.

There's everything I know about boobs. Now go fetch Grandma another bourbon.