My Favorite Day

Saturday is fast becoming my favorite day. Last Saturday was so great, and this Saturday was even better because my uncle Sam came to visit and see the play I'm doing with a few of his friends. I would have been psyched about it all week but I didn't even know he was coming until they showed up yesterday.

Sam is my father's older brother, and we don't see him that much at all, once or twice a year. His wife Derdre (pronounced DEER-dree, by the way) is such a doll, but she had to stay home because of her job, which is too bad because we love to see her too. Sam married her late in his life, as it were, and he was robbing the cradle because she's only a few years older than my oldest sister Mari. She's like a cousin more than an aunt, and we love to go shopping, have coffee, pretend we're sophisticated.

But Sam brought his friend Palmer, and when I say friend I guess I should mention that Sam is unabashedly bisexual, so he and Palmer and Derdre have an arrangement: Sam married Derdre, who's Palmer's niece I believe, something like that, and in return Palmer and Sam don't have to go behind someone's back. I'll be honest; I don't know why they bothered with a marriage since it's like all three of them are living together most of the time, but where they live, I guess it's the thing to do. Sam doesn't mind when Derdre brings home a younger man, so I guess they both get their jollies.

I had a performance on Friday so I didn't see much of the two of our guests, or anyone else in fact. When I came back it was pretty late because I stayed out trying to pick up my fuckbuddy for a little romp, but he seemed kind of stand-offish, so I let him stew. Maybe he was feeling guilty, I don't know. So come Saturday morning I was horny as the day is long and hoping that Daddy would see fit to give me an extra long session in the shower.

Uncle Sam and I haven't got a history of lovemaking largely because we don't see him often enough. I know he and my mom have been lovers, but that was before he got married to such a choice piece of tail. And Derdre is, let me tell you, tight little body, gorgeous tits, and very responsive in the sack, or so Uncle Sam has led me to believe. I didn't expect to wake up and find them all in the rec room downstairs fucking.

I found out in bits and pieces that Sam and Palmer had gone down there early to try out a few of the toys (we have some fun ones) and found my mom already trying one, so they offered to help and that was that. My mom's never been one to turn down my uncle, and since Palmer was more interested in Sam, she didn't have to worry about paying attention to two. Then my father found the three of them, my mother under Sam and Palmer behind, and didn't want to break up a good thing. They didn't expect me up, so when I walked in they almost stopped and went to have breakfast.

I wasn't having any of that. My mom looked like she needed a break, since my dad and Sam had been taking turns rotating between her mouth and pussy, so I told Sam to see to Palmer, who was getting lonely, and pulled my mom off my dad before taking her place riding him. There are few things I like better than being fucked while watching another couple, and gay sex is something I don't get to see every day. Palmer has a big old cock too, and my uncle seemed to have a little trouble taking the whole thing; it must have been clear up in his intestines by the time Palmer bottomed out.

Uncle Sam was letting Mom suck him while Palmer had his way with his rear end, but she took one look at me, bouncing on Dad's upthrust erection, and whispered something into the two's ears, and Uncle Sam got a very pleased look on his face. I wouldn't have thought it would be possible, but he and Palmer managed to crawl over to me and Dad without stopping their fucking, and then Uncle Sam pushed me down onto Dad's chest, lubed my butt up with some spit, and pressed into my anus. That early in the morning I imagine it was pretty tight, at least it felt that way. I came almost immediately, and that drove Uncle Sam over the edge too, and with one thrust he buried himself in my ass and painted my foyer.

By the time I stopped panting Dad had filled my other side too, and I guess Palmer had finished up behind Uncle Sam because he was sitting on one side watching us. Mom didn't want anything to do with dicks that had been in assholes, so I cleaned Uncle Sam, Sam cleaned Palmer, and Mom did Dad. Then we all needed breakfast. God it was good to get my ass filled with hot cum. Made me feel like a million dollars.

After breakfast Uncle Sam asked my dad, all gentlemanly-like if he would mind sharing his wife again. Dad gave Uncle Sam a look and said that it was up to his wife, but since Mom was already upstairs taking a shower, Uncle Sam decided he would just surprise her. Dad, Palmer, and I had some small talk, which might seem odd to other people since we were all sitting around the table naked. Then I reached under the table and started stroking Daddy, and pretty soon he laughed to Palmer and said that his daughter was incorrigible, and would he please excuse her.

I ducked under the table and started sucking until Dad said to me that he was sure Palmer would enjoy a show, and Palmer said that that would suit him just fine. So we adjourned to the rec room. I wasn't sure whether Palmer was interested in joining in, but his cock certainly was hard and he was stroking it as he watched me go down on my daddy. Finally he came up behind me and stuck his cock up against my ass, which was still not limbered up yet since Uncle Sam had only penetrated me once before he came. And Palmer's cock is thick too. I got a little nervous.

Dad was talking to Palmer the whole time, and said that he understood that Palmer was only interested in men's asses. Palmer said that unless Dad was volunteering, my cute little butt would have to do. Dad just laughed and said something about any port in a storm. Around about that time Palmer started pushing into my ass.

Unless you've been anally penetrated it's hard to describe the difference between a tight fit and a really tight fit. Palmer was a really tight fit. I just had to try to relax and let him it; it's like constipation, but usually much more pleasant. I know that many women (and guys too for that matter) don't like anal, and I'll admit that it's a feeling you have to get used to, but even when it's so tight you think you're going to bust open, I still love it.

For all that Dad says he's not into exhibitionism, both being watched getting head and watching his daughter get rammed really got him off, and he came in my mouth. I wasn't expecting it, because I was still concentrating on not clenching my butt, and I regret to say that some of Dad's spunk wound up somewhere else than my tummy. Ah well. He sat back to watch as Palmer slowly but surely worked his mammoth hog into my butt hole.

Palmer wasn't harsh at all, and even though I could have stood with a little more lubrication, he didn't just grab my hips and go to town. I can understand why my uncle loves him. Once he was completely inside, or at least as far in as I think I could have taken, he pulled back a little and then pushed harder, and I took even more. The tip of a cock inside your butt tickles you sometimes, and his tickled me and I couldn't stop myself from clenching. I think he was afraid he'd hurt me and pulled out completely when I screamed.

I quickly motioned him back behind me, and he slowly worked his way in again. I fought the tickle for all I was worth, but when his hairy balls smacked against my pussy lips, I couldn't help clenching again. This time he just rode it, used it as an opening and thrust. He kept the tickle up, and pretty soon I could feel it rushing through me and I had a magnificent O. I realized I was going over the top and called Dad over, and he reached down and started diddling me, then when the spasms started he worked his finger into my cunt and pressed back against my ass. It's making me moist just to think about it.

The orgasm loosened me up quite a bit, like cumming from anal always does, and Palmer was able to start gingerly fucking me. Dad had his cock in my mouth again and when he came a second time, I'm proud to say that it was straight down my throat. I managed one more weak O (I was exhausted by this point) from the rear penetration, then I collapsed with just my butt in the air and let Palmer do his business. Talk about stamina; it must be hard for Uncle Sam. Actually, later on he told me that Palmer has trouble cumming from just anal; he needs stimulation in his own ass so Uncle Sam usually finishes him off with a blow job. I wasn't about to let Palmer get away without cumming in my ass though, and finally, after I thought I was going to pass out, he did.

Even after cumming once before (or maybe more, I don't know what he'd done earlier) he still gave me four hard blasts which, in any other circumstance, would have been enough to send me over the edge too. My ass was leaking his semen until I took a shit, and let me tell you, it was the easiest shit I think I've ever taken.

Then I took a nap before work.