Less Intimate Discussion

Continuing in the same style (dialogue and in media res) but a different vein than the previous snippet of conversation (and apologies to anyone who either wanted to hear more about our fantasies or much, much less, and don't be ashamed to fall into either camp):

SVETA: How about a house?

LEXI: If I could afford one.

SVETA: City or country?

LEXI: Country. Well, small town, maybe even outskirts of a small city. But I couldn't live in New York, for instance.

SVETA: Not even to work on Broadway?

LEXI: If I were offered a job on Broadway, I might consider it. But really, being a technician on Broadway is just a higher stress job, not really that much cooler. Okay, a little cooler. But I like what I do. I just wish I got paid more.

SVETA: Me too.

LEXI: Yeah.

SVETA: But a house. Not an apartment.

LEXI: Isn't that the American dream?

SVETA: I thought the American dream was cultural hegemony.

LEXI: Look who's got the big ol' mouth on her.

SVETA: I had to look up how to spell it.

LEXI: Lies. You're in college; you're expected to talk like that.

SVETA: I've never lived in an apartment. It might be fun.

LEXI: Not really.

SVETA: Okay. But cheaper.

LEXI: If I could cover the down payment, I'd have a mortgage instead of rent.

[Here the conversation devolved into crap about the economy, which I don't get anyway.]

LEXI: So, I know I've asked this before, but now that you've had more experience, what's your favorite position?

SVETA: That was a smooth transition. I assume you're going to edit it so it seems seamless.

LEXI: Yeah. [Oh, I lied so much didn't I?]

SVETA: I like it from behind.

LEXI: Why?

SVETA: It feels best that way. I don't know.

LEXI: Fair choice. I'm sticking with my original answer, Alex.

SVETA: You're boring.

LEXI: Can I help that missionary is the best position?

SVETA: You're wrong too.

LEXI: Still want to try DP?

SVETA: Yeah. I mean, absolutely. The first time was... interesting. But I think I'm ready for it now.

LEXI: My first time was pretty intense too. I think I felt like I was going to split in two.

SVETA: I'm so glad we shared the same cocks our first time.

LEXI: Yeah.

[Pause for the sweetness of that moment to sink in.]

LEXI: How about whipped cream?

SVETA: Again with the non sequitors. You'll give them whiplash.

LEXI: So what.

SVETA: Whipped cream? On pie?

LEXI: Sure.

SVETA: Okay.

LEXI: No, you dope. I meant as a decoration. For your cute little pussy.

SVETA: Do you have some?

LEXI: I could get some.

SVETA: Throw in a cherry and you've got a deal.

[We never did get the whipped cream though.]

LEXI: What do you like in porn?

SVETA: Big breasts.

LEXI: Interesting. Mine aren't big enough?

SVETA: It's not what I want for you. I want big boobs in porn because they look good in porn. In real life, I like your breasts.

LEXI: I'm fond of yours too. So the lady has to have big knockers. What kind of action?

SVETA: Basic. Romantic if possible. I know it's fake; I just like to see a little passion. Nothing weird.

LEXI: Nothing weird? But that's half the fun of porn.

SVETA: I guess I'm not jaded with the basic stuff yet. I don't look at that much of it.

LEXI: Good. Best to keep it that way. Not that I hate porn, but it's better to dip in rather than become addicted.

SVETA: Speaking from experience?

LEXI: A little.

And there we'll leave this installment. Maybe more later. Who knows. I might get bored. Or I might actually find the emotional and mental energy to write something better. I'm just really tired at the moment.