TMI Wednesday

You know why? Because I can. Blame Advizor's blog for being the first one I saw with these questions, but other people have played too. And I snipped the multiple choice answers because they're not as interesting as just being free-form.

1. What makes you hot?

All sorts of things. My brother. My sisters. My dad. Sveta. Watching Thom and Jodie. Thinking about getting Jodie involved with Thom and me and Sveta. Virginity of all stripes. Innocence, not lost but maybe naughtied up a little. Group sex. Cum inside me. I could go on.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?

Often enough, I just want to cum while looking at fun pictures or videos. I need a lot of orgasms, more than any partner could hope to give me even if he or she were the best ever, so sometimes I just want to cum. A lot of the time, I want to rev my motor up so I can be super wet for my sweetie. Sometimes we watch together, either to rev each other, or to get sexy ideas. It can be sexy just to watch porn with someone else. Occasionally, I like to look at porn because it feeds my fantasy life, fantasies that I don't want to make reality but which are still fun to think about.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?

Can I be an auteur? I think I could write and star in a porno, and with a bit of practice I could direct too. No, my ego isn't huge. Either that, or I'd want to be completely out of control, be just told what to do and do it. I don't mind taking direction. But I'm not sure I really want to do porn anyway; watching is fun, but being a part of it might kill the joy.

4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which heading would you place your ad?

Female up for pretty much anything. Taking all applications. Please take a number and have a seat and I'll be with you shortly. That, at any rate, is what I'd do if I were looking for a casual hookup.

5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. Choose that method. Why did you make that choice?

I love anal, and I love oral, and I love pretty much all kinds of pleasure, but I'd have to say that vaginal penetration, with a creampie at the end, is still my favorite. Call me old-fashioned, but that's what my pussy was made for. That and babies. Shut up, biological clock.

Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid?

Oh, sex was had, but nothing particularly noteworthy. It was wonderful, but I've got nothing to say about it that I feel like sharing. I don't mind being private about some things.