Yeah, so I'm a day late and more than a buck short. But what are you going to do?
1. Food
I love: a lot of foods, many of which I've discussed previously. Foods of all different cultures. Chocolate. Bacon. Red meat. I suppose that last one should be a guilty secret, but...
I hate: Lima beans. Pretty much hate Brussels sprouts too.
My guilty secret is: I don't like ice cream much. I'll eat it, but I don't really like it.
2. Apparel
I love: Sun dresses, cute blouses, underwear of all sorts.
I hate: Empire waistlines. Either you look like a little girl or pregnant or both, and while that might at first glance sound sexy, it isn't.
My guilty secret is: I like clothes that I say are trampy. Because I'm supposed to be classier than that. Except I like them, secretly.
3. Books
I love: Fantasy, some Sci-Fi, Russian lit, and a lot of other books.
I hate: Books on economics, modern American lit for the most part, and other scattered things, but I have a difficult time hating any broad category of books.
My guilty secret is: I read computer books for fun. Also, RPG books. I don't know why, but I hide those facts from everyone.
4. Songs
I love: Nirvana (and I'm saying just that because I like a lot of things and also because it was the anniversary the other day).
I hate: most music of the eighties, hipster crap.
My guilty secret is: I like a lot of hard rock/metal. Not everything. But things I'm slightly ashamed of liking.
5. Movies
I love: Many things. Too many to list.
I hate: Also many things. Judd Apatow comes to mind (yep, that's right, I said it). Also, lousy adaptations of the books of my childhood.
My guilty secret is: I like crappy comedies. Not "good" crappy comedies, but the terrible ones. I actually enjoyed You Don't Mess With the Zohan. God help me.
6. TV Shows
I love: Futurama, South Park, the Simpsons up to a point, The Brak Show, Squidbillies... basically, a lot of comedy animation.
I hate: The Office. Reality TV shows. A lot of other shows.
My guilty secret is: I'm not particularly guilty about it, but I do watch a number of terrible Sci-Fi (no, wait, now it's SyFy) Channel shows.
7. Celebrity Crush
I love: Hugh Jackman. Off the top of my head.
I hate: Jim Carrey (although I liked him in The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for the most part).
My guilty secret is: I would fuck Keanu Reeves' brains out if he asked me. He's an awful actor, but I'd still fuck him. I don't have a crush on him, and I wouldn't go out of my way, but if the opportunity arose... so if he's reading this, give me a call.
8. Music Group
I love: Nirvana (again).
I hate: many acts.
My guilty secret is: Twisted Sister's Christmas album is the greatest thing ever.
9. Sports Team
I love: I don't love sports teams. I'm a fan of a few of them, mostly for no good reason.
I hate: Texas teams. Sorry folks from Texas, it's like the family religion. Also, Boston teams. Basketball teams in general, March Madness in particular. Golf. The Yankees (family religion again). Sports fans who can't get a grip and realize that it's just a goddamn game.
My guilty secret is: I do watch sports. I guess that's a guilty secret for me.
Bonus: Sex Position or Sex Act or fetish
I love: Penetration, creampies, anal.
I hate: Ass-to-mouth, analingus of any sort, being called names during the act.
My guilty secret is: rape fantasies and various other dark things actually turn me on, though I don't want them to.
There you have it.
3 comments:
Very interesting that you chose as your guilty secret to #1 a food you don't like which most people do, rather one you do like which most people don't.
I, too, read RPG books for fun. I haven't played one in years. But I enjoy reading them.
Nirvana rules! Apatow sucks. I wanted to detonate a suicide bomb during Zohan. Fortunately for the other four people in the theater, management made me leave it in the car.
That you enjoyed Twisted Sister's Christmas album makes us happy. We play it every December.
-Jack
OK, so we may not pick the same albums from iTunes, but I can get behind most of your choices here. I can skip the whole hipster movement as well, and A2M? WTF?? Really?
@Jack and Jill: Okay, so my other slightly guilty food secret is that I like cracked pepper on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Except I'm not guilty about it. And I wouldn't blame you for wanting to blow yourself up during Zohan; it's an awful movie. Terrible. I never said it was my favorite movie ever, just that I enjoyed it, which is bad enough. It was the worst example I could think of.
@Advizor: Oddly enough, I like watching A2M porn. I just don't want to do it, ever.
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