TMI Tuesday

This is your regularly-scheduled appeal to ask me some fucking questions so I don't have to keep using the canned questions.  Not that they're bad, just that they're so general.  I'm very nice.  My few die-hard fans know this.  Please don't ask me, "wut wuz teh CRAZIEST thing uv evr dun?"  I can't answer that one because I don't know what the definition of crazy is, and it's probably something I've already talked about.  But seriously, I'm pretty much an open book, I do respond to emails and comments and even Twitter DMs (irregularly) and if there's another platform for AMA-type things, tell me about it and I'll check it out.

Also, if you don't have any questions and are just lurking, that's fine too.  Thanks for reading.  I hope my archives at least are interesting.

From the archives:

1. Can a penis be too big?

For me, yes, probably.  I've never met one which was so too big that I couldn't try it, but I've met a few which were too big for what we were doing, or which were uncomfortably large and I regretted in the morning.  Except I didn't really regret it, I just felt it for the next day.  I've never seriously injured myself on a cock, but I've been sore.  I've also never met a cock which I couldn't take all of vaginally, but I've met a few which I wouldn't have tried in my ass.

Size isn't everything, guys.  I'm not saying it's nothing, but it's not everything.  And while I enjoy a decent length, I think long is probably less fun than wide.  But too long, as long as it's handled well, can be managed, while too wide can be difficult no matter how gentle.

2. Can a vagina be too tight?

For me, no, because I don't have to put anything in a pussy to make it purr.  But, with regard to both this and the previous question, vaginal tightness is largely a function of arousal, not pride.  If your lady is tight, maybe she's not enjoying herself as much as you'd like to think.  That's not to say that all pussies are the same, and I've met plenty which were smaller, but even a small pussy should be able to be comfortable with penetration by things other than baseball bats.  There's a mythic quality of the "tight pussy" which is toxic.  Penetration shouldn't hurt.

3. Does playing with fake tits give you the same satisfaction and response as fondling real breasts?

I've only run into a few fake tits in my time, probably at least partially because I like smaller tits.  And it's possible that I've run into ones I didn't realize were fake.  I understand that technology has come a long way since the days of the plastic fantastic.  So I can't really comment there; if they were fake but felt real, then hey, playing with them was great.  As far as the ones I knew were fake, I would have known even if I hadn't been told (and I think I've been told every time, though I may be wrong).  I don't particularly care for them because, let's face it, they felt fake.  And I'm not a "breast man" so bigger tits aren't a turn-on for me in a way which would make me enjoy giant fake ones.  I've never run into a set which were comically awful or anything, but they do feel a bit different.  I don't hate them, mostly because again, I'm not as into tits.

4. Fill in the blank: I prefer ____ over having sex.

Financial stability?  I don't know.  I'm not a one-note symphony or anything: there are plenty of things I like, not just sex.  I know from this blog you might get the impression that I'm only about sex, but that's just because that's all I write about here because that's what this blog is.  It's not an exploration of my views on contemporary culture or mathematics or history.  It's a salacious blog.  Don't read the letters to Penthouse for theology, and don't read this blog for my dramatic theory.

5. If a stranger offered you 30 USD to lick your boots or shoes, while you are wearing them, would you accept? If no, how much money would it take for you to accept the offer?

To lick my boots?  I'd probably let someone lick my boots for $5.  I don't find it sexual, and props to them for having the stones to ask a stranger to do that.  I'd like to say that I'd hold out for more money, and maybe I'd try to haggle the price up a bit, but I'd take the $30 and have an interesting story to tell.

For me to lick someone else's boots would cost a whole lot more.  Ditto licking my bare feet.  Not because either of them is a sexual line I'm unwilling to cross, just because of the gross factor.  I'm not into feet.  I don't hate them, but they're not my kink.  And other people's shoes are dirty.  And other people's tongues are a little dirty too.  I think me licking a stranger's boots would cost more than a stranger licking my feet, but they'd be in the same price range, and that would be fairly high.  Probably up in the "I'll do pretty much anything for $X" range.