TMI Tuesday

If your employer offered an “afternoon delight break” where you leave work for an hour to go have sex, would you take that break?

I mean, I'd like it better if my employer offered a selection of partners with which to take this break, but right now that's probably a health hazard, so sure, I'd take it.

On your afternoon delight break would you most often have sex with (pick one):
a. Yourself
b. A stranger (e.g., app hook-up, sex worker)
c. Your significant other

I'd love to say Sveta, but an hour wouldn't be enough time to commute home, have sex, and then back again, plus that's a hell of a commute. If my work said, "You can have an hour off each day to fuck," I'd spend it on myself, probably, but I don't know that I'd really need a midday hour unless things were getting much steamier than they have been of late.

What is your best way of sustaining an erection?

Throat or ass. My pussy is great but if I'm really looking to sustain it, throat or ass. This assumes it's someone else's erection; I don't have one of my own.

Tell us the top two sexual things you hate to do?

Hate is such a strong word. Sometimes I'm just too tired to give a really solid performance on top, but I don't hate riding, I just need to have the spoons. Cleaning up afterwards? That's one. Oh, I'm not fond of being face-fucked without permission, but that's more of a consent thing than an activity being something I hate.

Can one masturbate too much?

Yes. If it starts to take up all your time, like anything else of a leisure nature, you're doing it too much.

Do you masturbate daily?

Yep. Often more than once.

Do you masturbate significantly more than you have sex with another person?

Yes. This has always been true. If you strung together all the times I've masturbated vs. all the times I've fucked, the solo slalom wins both in frequency and duration, I'd imagine. There's nothing wrong with that. Masturbation is convenient and fun, and while I've had some problems with it in the past, I don't let it rule my life.

Can you go one week without masturbating?

Can I? Sure. Do I want to? Not at all. I think I could go without for a week if I was getting wild and crazy sex daily, enough to wear me out. Like, if I was with a new lover and we had a whole week of fun, I could probably abstain from tickling the tender tamale for that week. But maybe I wouldn't. There's really no shame in masturbation, even if you're with someone whose sexual appetite is voracious.

Are you comfortable casually admitting to others that you masturbate?

I'm as comfortable with it as I am admitting to other things. That is to say, I don't approach strangers in the street and say, "Hi, I wank on the reg, how about you?" but if someone asks, I'll admit it. I'm a big girl. I'll admit to plenty of things if asked.

Would you be comfortable performing a masturbation “show” in front of your lover?

I've done it. I feel awkward doing it because I can't imagine looking at myself patting the bunny would be attractive, but I've also had lovers masturbate for me and found it a stimulating viewing pleasure, even if I prefer penetration in my pornography.

Have you ever masturbated in a public place? Where? Why?

Depends on what you mean by "public." I've never just hiked up my skirts in a crowded room and gone to town on my pants petunia, but I've tripped the light fantastic with myself in places where I could perhaps have been caught. Hell, I've been caught. That's sort of how I wound up with Sveta. Well, I wound up with the guy she wound up losing her virginity to with me in the room and so forth and so on. I'm a girl. It's much easier for me to liquidate underwear assets on the DL than it is for a guy to play pocket pool.

Why? Because I was going to lose my shit if I didn't get some endorphins. Because I was in danger of just cumming in front of God and everyone. Because there was a hot person I was looking at and I was in a secluded place, like a light booth or back stage. I'm not saying it was always a good idea.

Would you rather never masturbate again or have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever?

Five times a day would eat into time, but I'm a fast orgasm, so I'd take that. Never doing it again just isn't in the cards. I'm going to be in the old folks home finger-spelunking.

Only kidding. I'm too poor to wind up in an old folks home. Plus I'm going to die in the Water Wars before I get to that age. But I'll die with my hand down my pants. It'll impress the CHUDs.

Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your spouse cheating? Explain.

I think I'd rather catch my spouse cheating because I can be forgiving. I wouldn't want to hurt my spouse like that. That said, I'm not sure I'd forgive, just that I can be. And also, I'd rather not have either happen thank you. Given our relationship, it's unlikely, as we have very few things which would be considered "cheating" and I can happily avoid those without much effort.