I'm Back

Still busy, but it's looking up for this month, and I need to write blogs. I was going to talk about this weekend, because it was a good time, but then I was conversing with someone (he knows who he is) about facials, cum, and what to do with cum, and I thought of a terrific story I wanted to share, which is about my roomie from college, and she deserves some coverage.

Gwen (my roomie, for those late to the party) and I used to share partners a lot, but we didn't often have foursomes, I think because boys are insecure and don't like to perform in front of one another. Prove me wrong, fellas, prove me wrong. I'm sure there are a lot of gals who don't want to perform for others either, but guys are more than willing to have two girls, but getting two guys to get together and double-team one girl is much, much harder. So the only time we'd manage a foursome is if, by stroke of luck of design, we both managed to have a partner who was into it. Most of the time, that wasn't in the cards, and a few times our partners could only be enticed into fucking us in the same room, without any sharing at all. I remember once we even had two guys who were perfectly okay with being together with the other couple in the room, even switching between the couples, but not on the same bed. I mean, Gwen and I both got fucked nicely by two very nice cocks, but it was basically my guy fucked me and then her guy fucked me and vice versa, and then they left us to our own devices.

Anyway, we did once hook up with a pair of guys who were absolutely interested in a foursome. They were roommates too, and Gwen knew one of them and asked if they'd like to double-date us, so we all went out to a local joint. Things got pretty exciting during dinner; my guy had his hand up my skirt as he sat beside me, although he stayed away from the big money and just stroked my thigh. They were going to figure out who went back to whose place, and Gwen and I decided to go for it and ask if they both wanted to go back to ours. We had a nicer room, because by this point we had lived together for longer than you had to and had all sorts of seniority so we basically had the pick of rooms.

We were surprised and delighted when they looked at one another and grinned and said, "Yes please," although we figured that they would be like most of the other guy pairs we'd had to our room; only interested in one at a time. But as we were heading back to our room with them, my guy (let's call him Bill) asked me if I'd ever had a cock in my ass before, because he and his roomie (let's call him Ted, not because these guys were anything like that, but it's better than Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum and they're hardly recurring characters in the story of my life) liked to do that.

Well, by the time we got back to the room, all the cards were on the table and all that remained was to decide who was fucking whom. If I recall, we started paired up on the bed (my roomie and I liked to push the two beds together to make one big bed) side by side, gals going down on guys. They were pretty much ready to go, and so were we, but they insisted on tasting the cooches in evidence, so we let them. At a certain point they switched off without the gals noticing, so when the time came for penetration I had Ted. He was shorter than I was, but he made up for it in performance; a very enjoyable fuck, and when he switched off with Bill, I was sorry to see him go. I was on my hands and knees, but Bill lay down and had me ride him for a while, then he asked if I would mind if he doubled Gwen. I minded a little, but when I squatted over Ted's face as he pumped up into Gwen's tight Asian cunt, his tongue made up for the loss.

Ted came inside Gwen while Bill was still fucking her ass so hard she was moaning, and turned his full attention to my cunt until I was moaning along. Bill finally pulled off of Gwen and told me to open my mouth, and although I didn't really want cum in any holes above the equator, I got a huge cum out of him. It filled my mouth, ran down my chin. Gwen helped with cleanup. I moved down to clean up Ted and Gwen's snatch, and lo and behold, there was another big load all churned up down there. These two guys came like horses.

We lay back and savored the afterglow for a few moments, then we chatted while things came back to life. Actually, Gwen and I were ready far before they were, so we fooled around and they watched and enjoyed themselves. Finally, they were good to go again, and this time I got DP. I made sure that Bill wouldn't pull out of my cunt, but I let Gwen have a mouthful of Ted.

After that, and the cleanup, and the afterglow, and then Gwen and I fooling around some more, Ted was done for the night but Bill wanted another go, so first he fucked Gwen's cunt and then my ass before he pulled out and came on my back. I'm not a huge fan of that, just because I think it's a waste of cum, but Gwen licking it off me was fine. And yes, I know that we were unsanitary and unsafe. Water under the bridge.

I told you that story, as Bill Cosby once said, to tell you this one. Obviously we had to see these guys again, and they were okay with that idea, although they said that they weren't interested in it being a regular thing. Apparently, from the scuttlebutt I heard later, they were both players in the extreme, always looking for new conquests, and they also liked freshmen. Boys. Go fig. But we talked them into another session, promising in particular that they wouldn't have to pretend it was a date; we'd skip straight to the fucking.

Well, then that day came, Gwen and I decided we wanted to try some fun stuff we'd never been able to try before. It was the first time we'd ever had two guys for a foursome back for seconds. So first, since they came so much, we decided to try a double cum swap: each guy would cum in one of us, we'd eat each other out, then kiss and mix the cum around between our mouths, then go back and spit out the mixed cum into each other's cunts. I wish we'd had a video camera, because it seemed like a terrific idea for some porn (maybe it's been done before, but not by two girls as hot as we were).

It worked out okay, and we wound up eating each other out while the boys looked on. I remember when Gwen came she spewed out some cum that I had missed the first time, so bonus there. I've eaten out a few girls after they've been creamed, but that's only happened to me rarely.

The guys wanted more, and we wanted to give it to them, so we decided that next they would both cum in Gwen's mouth and she would then spit it into my cunt. So they DPed me until I was begging for mercy, then first Ted and then Bill unloaded onto Gwen's tongue. Their second loads were still pretty large by most standards, and some leakage occurred, and Gwen said she swallowed some by accident, but there was still enough to spit into my cunt. They guys thought that was sexy as hell, and they both were up for thirds, so they DPed Gwen, then Ted was struggling so I let Bill and Gwen finish how they liked while I gave Ted my all-star, 4-alarm BJ. He must have used up all his spunk the first two times, because there wasn't much to swallow, but swallow I did.

After that, we didn't see them for a long time. Like I said, new conquests. But I did talk them into doubling me once more, and they said I was better in the sack than a freshman virgin but that it wasn't the same. Still, it was fun. I tried to get them to let me sit in on one of their sessions with a freshman virgin... but that's a story for another time.

Honestly, aside from the fact that they were willing and eager to do what we wanted, they weren't nice guys or people I'd want to spend much time around. They were macho, and they weren't particularly interested in our needs, and they were players, and they didn't want to talk about sex particularly, and they wouldn't do anything bi. So the hell with Bill and Ted. Still, that was some of the most fun I've had with cum, and that's why I think facials and pearl necklaces and such are a waste of precious fluids which could be put to better use.

Jeez, you bottle it up, and it explodes. This wasn't a post, it was a novel. More about current events later.