TMI Tuesday

From the archives.  I'm eventually going to run out of these.  Feel free to send me questions (hint hint).

1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session? Name the positions.

Ever?  All the time.  Name the positions?  You pick 'em, I've probably done 'em.

Let's see: with a guy, momma likes to get some missionary.  I think my go-to positions are missionary, cowgirl, and doggie, in whatever order.  If anal is on the table, the positions are going to be slightly different; I find that missionary anal is more difficult for a lot of guys and it's best to either be on the end of the bed (or wherever I'm lying) and have my ass over the edge so the angles are better.  Or prop my ass up somehow.  But for anal, doggie is just a better solution, so that might be the lion's share of the action.  Although reverse cowgirl is definitely a fun anal position.  I really enjoy the guy sitting down, leaning back a little, and legs apart, so I can plant my ass on his cock between.  It tightens things up too.

With a gal, I confess that I like eating out more if she's on her back with legs spread and I'm between them.  Call that the "missionary" of pussy eating.  Sveta and I have been doing more ass-up oral though, partially because of the whole rimming thing.  And with dildos and strapons, anything goes.

I like switching positions.  They all feel different.  But some people are better at some positions than others.  I don't think I'm great at the particularly acrobatic ones, myself.

2. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour? Was it all intercourse or other methods of sexual pleasure?

For more than an hour?  Of course.  Quickies are terrific and I love them too, but I love a long session.  Most of mine go for more than an hour unless there are time restraints.  Hell, I'll masturbate for more than an hour frequently.  I need a hobby that takes less time.

If it's going to be a longer haul, with a guy there are usually breaks.  Most men can't go continuously for an hour and that's totally fine.  I love a guy who has stamina, but eventually even I want to change things up.  Switching positions helps, as above, but an hour of constant thrusting can get tiring for everyone involved.

With the ladies, a solid hour of pussy-licking by one tongue is asking a bit much too.  Tongues get tired.  Pull out the toys, switch sides, and there are other places to kiss a girl than between her legs.

I guess if the question is, "Have you ever had one constant sex act for an hour?" my answer would be, "Rarely but it happens."  The key, if you're going to be pumped for an hour, is lube.  Not just for the ass.  Keep applying lube every few minutes.  Otherwise, I'm going to get a little raw.  I know ladies who can fuck for hours and not have a problem, but for me, maybe 15 minutes or so and I start to need a little outside help, even if I'm cumming buckets and enjoying myself immensely.

3. Have you ever planned and devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?

All the time.  I've told plenty of those stories here.  The key is proper hydration, actually.  You can lose a fair amount of liquid during sex in all sorts of ways.  I don't think the key to a day of sex is constant, frenzied activity either.  Having a day means you can be as slow as you want with things, try out new stuff, maybe switch up your location every so often.  Start in the bedroom and move to the living room and the kitchen, maybe.

Partners help with this.  It's easier to keep a threesome going than a twosome, and as you add partners it becomes even easier.  But it's nice to just take a day, or as much of one as you can manage, with just your significant other.

Plus there are all sorts of fun games you can play to make a day of it even if you've got to break off for other things.  See how many times you can make your partner cum over the course of a day at home.  See how many times you can cum.  See how full of cum your pussy can be at the end of the day.  Collect all your guy's cum in a glass over the course of the day and then drink it at the end while being fucked one last time.  The possibilities are pretty much endless.

4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?

My parents used to have to come upstairs and tell Mike and me to keep it down when company was expected.  In college, I had neighbors who told me they were impressed, although one year I lived next to a gay guy who seemed to have sex every day, usually with a new partner.  He had me beat in promiscuity and volume, and his bed was up against the wall next to my bed.  After his partner du jour had left, I would pound on his wall sometimes and cheer if it were a particularly strenuous session.

That's just some of the answer to this question. I'm not tremendously loud myself, but with thin walls and a creaky bed I can make plenty of noise.

5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?

This is such a humblebrag question.  Yes, frequently.  Let's just leave it at that.

6. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?

God, yes.  Whispering something incredibly dirty in my ear in an inappropriate place can get my motor running something fierce.  And I love to talk dirty too.  I can be filthy at times.  I've actually turned a few people off going too deep into that well, so I have to self-censor until I know what people are going to be like.

Bonus: What word or words said during sex totally turn you off or distract you from the task at hand?

Getting called names when I'm not into it can turn me off.  I remember once I was getting hot and heavy with a guy who seemed like the most meek, nice guy imaginable, but then he grabbed my head and pushed it down, saying, "Take that cock in your slutty mouth, bitch."

For whatever reason, it totally brought me out of it.  I stopped and said, "Um, what are you doing?"  And he replied that he was just trying to get into it.  "What made you think that I'd enjoy that?" I asked him.  He said porn.  Poor, sweet, gullible boy.  If he had been an asshole about it, sex would have been off, but instead he was practically crying he was apologizing so hard.  So we had a talk about porn and what's sexy and what isn't.  To his credit, he talked with me about it rather than getting pissed he wasn't getting laid, but he also said that I had seemed like I was into it.  So I apologized too, because maybe I was giving him the wrong impression, but I told him that just because a woman was eager to fuck him didn't mean he had to call her names.  I'm so progressive.

I think he figured okay, teachable moment, now we'll go our separate ways.  But when he got up like I was going to throw him out, I told him that I was going to do no such thing, and that I just wanted to help him.  Lots of ladies don't go for name-calling.  Remember that.  And porn isn't real.  But then I said, "If you ask nicely, I would be glad to take that cock in my mouth."  So he grinned sheepishly and asked, and I pulled off his pants and said, "Okay, now you can call me dirty names if you'd like," and then we got back to it.

Other times though, I'm totally down with being called names.  I'm fickle.  I guess the lesson is that it never hurts to ask, but it usually hurts not to.