Haven't Done It

I received an off-topic and anonymous question, but that's not going to stop me from answering it.  I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em, folks.

"Is there a sex act you haven't done yet but would like to?" - Anonymous

I may have answered this before (I honestly can't remember) but if I have, it's likely I've changed somewhat.  I've done many things that I'd do again, and there are few things I'd never do.  And I've mentioned some fantasies of mine in the past which weren't beyond the pale.  And, yes, there are some things that I'd love to try but will never be able to attempt, for various reasons.  I guess I should subdivide fantasy from possibility.

As far as fantasy goes, I'd love to make love in null-G.  I suppose it's technically a possibility, but it's never going to happen.  Even if I could somehow talk my way onto one of those planes that simulate null-G (no, I won't be going into outer space), I doubt they'd let me fuck on one.  I'm a bit surprised that no one has ever done it for a porno though; maybe the companies won't let them, or maybe I haven't seen it.

Similarly, I'd love to make love in free-fall, some kind of tandem skydiving harness where we'd be face to face, or even spooning.  Again, technically feasible, but not going to happen because I could never jump out of a plane.  I am a wuss when it comes to heights like that.  Actually, this is a problem for the previous fantasy too, because I'm not a flier (which is why joining the Mile High Club isn't on this list).  I don't believe that planes actually fly; I think Bernoulli was pulling everyone's leg and we're suffering from a mass-hallucination which will cause my plane to crash if I set foot on it, so for the good of all the rest of the hypothetical passengers and crew I stay out of planes.  It's civic duty, that's what it is.  But the idea of sex in flight is tantalizing, isn't it?

Moving more into the realm of the improbable but not impossible, I could see having sex on a roller coaster.  Not likely to happen, but still, people have definitely done it.  I think I'd also enjoy making love underwater with some kind of breathing apparatus, and the reason I don't do that is because it's complicated and I think would be more fun to watch than to actually do.

Then there are some things I can't discuss.  We'll just leave those.

Now, onto the things I'd actually like to have happen and think may at some point.  For starters, as mentioned in the previous post about DP, I'd like to switch up my DP options a little, and I'd really like to try upside down DP, particularly if I could find two bi guys who would be comfortable making out while they fucked me.  I've had two bi guys, but never with upside down DP.  I'm not holding out for that though; I'd take any two guys willing to give it a shot.  It will doubtless suck, but I'm more and more into the idea of trying it.

Once, way back when, I mentioned rigging up some kind of harness so I could stay wrapped around a guy all day, his cock sticking up into me the whole time.  It's not exactly bondage, but I could enjoy a little bit of bondage for that.  It'd have to be someone with strength and stamina, but unfortunately I don't think my Dad would ever go for it, plus his back isn't up to it.  I'd love it if we just had to pee on each other if we needed to, go to the shower and just let it go, then wash off.  I'd really love to walk around town like that, but there we're back into fantasy land.

I've tried most sexual positions; Mike and I were very adventurous when we were younger.  So there really aren't too many sexual position-type things I can say here.

I'd love to have a creampie party the way they do in porn, a gangbang (which by itself I've had, and would love again) where every guy creams me, over and over.  I could just lie there with my ass in the air and get filled up to the brim with cum.  I would enjoy the hell out of that.  Mike and I have tried duplicating it with just him, and it's fun enough like that, but with a bunch of guys, even three or four if they were willing to keep at it, I'd melt like butter.

And as I've mentioned, I've never been pregnant, and while that's not technically a sex act I guess, it would open up a whole realm of pregnant sex, to say nothing of the other benefits.  Someday.

This is not taking into account the things I've done once and wish I could repeat, or things I've done with someone but wish I could do with a different someone.  These are things I've never done.

I can't think of anything else which might answer this question, but I come up with crazy ideas sometimes and then forget them, and sometimes Sheri inspires craziness in me too.  And Mike.  Hell, Sveta doesn't inspire craziness, but she inspires other things.  Some day I really hope to be able to do something with her that I've never done with anyone else before.  I don't know what it is yet, but I keep hoping.

Thanks for the question, and keep them coming.  I won't promise answers, but I usually answer the interesting ones at least.