TMI Tuesday

Were you ever afraid to masturbate?

I'm not sure if "afraid" is the right word, but back when I first started dating someone who shall remain nameless, I thought that he thought that I was pure, virginal as the driven snow, and okay maybe not that but I was nervous about masturbating when I was at his place. I needn't have worried, as it turns out, but it was a bit like starting out living with someone and being afraid to use the bathroom when they're around: yes, we all do it, but we don't have to admit it.

If you had to choose between licking chocolate from your partner’s genitals or taking tequila shots from their navel, which would you choose and why?

The chocolate. I can't really drink anymore for various reasons, but I think my answer would always have been chocolate.

What is a current sexual food fantasy of yours?

It's not a fantasy, but a fun thing about candy cane season is being able to eat Sveta out with mint on my tongue. She gets so flinchy and giggly, it's adorable. I enjoy it when she does it to me, but I can't judge my own adorableness.

What is the craziest food you’ve eaten while fucking?

Craziest? I've eaten plenty of things while fucking. Some people would probably call eating one's morning breakfast cereal while being railed from behind by one's father because he woke up horny and he's got to get off before you're both late for work and school, respectively, pretty crazy, but I maintain that it would be crazy no matter what I was eating.

One time I ate ribs in just panties because I was wearing a very nice dress and I didn't want to get it messy and then I wound up fucking this guy at the picnic with sauce still on my hands, so he wound up with sauce all over his back. Fortunately we were near a creek, so washing up wasn't an issue. And even more fortunately his sister was curious, so I got to have her too. They weren't fucking, but he watched me take his sister downtown repeatedly while eating another rib. At a certain point he got up and pressed into me from behind while I kept my face pressed into his sister's cunt so she wouldn't get weirded out and want to stop.

I guess that was kind of crazy, but also what we were eating was kind of crazy. I was a little pissed that she wouldn't get a chance to taste me because his cum was dripping out of my pussy and it seemed like that might be a bridge too far. I don't think they ever hooked up, but I lost touch with them years and years ago, so who knows, maybe they finally did. They were both out of my league, really, but you'd be surprised what being willing to eat ribs in the alltogether will net you, as far as sexual partners go.

Favorite form of adult pajamas: Kimono, soft pant, romper or Winnie-the-pooh style?

Kimonos are the most fun to see others in. Me, I'm a soft lounge pants/sports bra kind of gal. That's my go-to if I'm going to be slumbering around others with whom I'm not intending to be naked. I might sub a shirt of some kind for the bra if I'm really trying to cover up.

What was your most memorable sexual experience in a car?

Again, superlatives are what you get when you don't ask me real questions. I'll just think of a memorable experience and if I've answered this question or told another story before, you can judge which was better.

I think the first time I gave road head while the guy was driving was pretty memorable, but that was because he came but didn't get soft. I've had a few experiences like that; the guy might not be ready to go again for a bit, but he stays hard after cumming. I think the excitement of the whole thing just throttled him up immensely. I got a nice healthy shot of cum on my tongue, then he drove the rest of the way to his apartment with his cock raging hard and sticking out of his pants, then we adjourned indoors (he did put his monster away before exiting the vehicle, even though it was dark) and he fucked me like he wanted to make sure I couldn't walk the next day. Great sex, absolutely stellar. But not in the car, so I'm not sure if it counts.

The first time I got road head while driving was pretty memorable too. It started out as road fingering, because we were looking for a secluded spot to lose some clothing but had already struck out in two spots, so my panties were somewhere in the back seat and I was so ready to go, and she was extremely persuasive, telling me, "Oh, you'll be able to concentrate on driving, I'm just going to stroke you a little, nothing much." Yeah, when she pulled her fingers out and licked them off, I just wanted to drive off the road right there, but we were on the interstate at that point and I couldn't do much of anything when she grinned and flipped my skirt up so she could get her head between my legs. It wasn't much, really, and I could have stopped her at any time by closing my knees a little, but I was getting so wet and I was younger and stupider. She couldn't get me off that way, just didn't have the angle right, but my God she could keep me close to the brink.

We finally found a parking lot by an abandoned filling station where there were cars going by on the road nearby but we were secluded enough and at that point I needed to cum so bad I was practically grinding my pussy against the car seat. The back seat was cluttered with clothing and body parts, and it was awkward and probably less fun than it would have been had we just found a bed somewhere, but at the same time every time a car went by she would pop up topless and wave and make me pull her back down to me, which increased the exhibition level to the red line.

Needless to say, this was a story about Sheri and me. We shouldn't be allowed to travel together, I guess.

Have you ever had sex when you suspected security cameras might be present but the passion was too hot to stop or care about being caught on video?

Well, I told a story featuring security cameras recently here but I managed to keep the passion to a minimum until we found a place where the cameras couldn't see. I've fucked in places which were probably under surveillance before, but nothing really stands out. I'm sure there's security footage of me doing the nasty because I didn't care. Maybe you've seen it online. If you have, let me know. I'd like to see it so I can try to work out when it happened, the context, etc.

Have you ever had sex knowing full well you were being filmed or pics were being taken?

After I found out that Kate's ex-husband was filming the two of us every time we hooked up, I kept doing it. That counts, I guess. I've also had sex while being filmed or photographed, which is where I've gotten some of the pictures I've shared on this blog.

When it comes to sex, to which do you most relate–being an exhibitionist or a voyeur?

Weirdly for someone who is as okay with having sex in front of people as I am, I'm also a huge voyeur, and I think I might enjoy that more, at least as far as porn is concerned. Watching in person just makes me want to join in. So I don't know. Both? Both is good.

Have you ever sneakily or overtly filmed or taken pics of others having sex? What did you do with the evidence?

I've done it overtly because that's what we were doing. I've never done it covertly that I can recall. That's a little sketchy, even for me. I'll watch others, sure (all the damn time) but recording it seems like crossing a line of consent.

The evidence is currently being housed in a crate next to the Ark of the Covenant.

Hot or not–having sex in front of people?

Extremely hot. Not as hot recently because I'm not feeling good about my body so I'm self-conscious, but it has been extremely hot.

Which part of your body do you think is the most sexy?

Right now, probably my ass. I'm not an ass man, but my ass is probably the nicest thing to have gained a little curve during the Quarantimes.

Which part of your partner’s body do you find the most sexy. What was the time you first saw it like?

This is cliché but Sveta has the most beautiful pussy, it gets swollen with arousal but remains cute and pink and tasty. The first time I saw it I wanted to be the guy who was going to fuck her that day. Lucky for me, I lasted and he didn't, and now I get to see it whenever I want.

Are you a fan of lingerie on yourself? Or on someone else?

I'm a fan of both, although I stretch the definition of lingerie. Lingerie on men I can take or leave, but on women, including yours truly, yes please.

Would you rather listen to a sexy voice telling you what is happening or watch a sex scene on mute?

I like sound. A good sexy voice can get me off, which is odd because I don't care for phone sex, really. But a well-narrated sex scene is probably sexier, on the whole, than a silent but visually pleasing one. I don't know though. I like pictures with my sound.

Tell us about a time you experimented with a fantasy and it did not go according to plan.

One of the first times I tried to drink piss (I don't know if it was the first first) I choked and almost vomited and that turned me off of it for a bit. It wasn't anything about the situation, it just went down the wrong pipe by accident. Definitely not according to plan.