Sandy Vagina

Well, it's a South Park reference, but it's true. I'm going to talk more about the beach, and why I don't really like beaches.

The beach I mentioned last time was the exception, not the rule. Most of the beaches I've been to have given me severe sunburn, and that's a strike against them before we've even started. Ever tried fucking with sunburn? My advice is to use the time for some sensual massage with aloe, because anything strenuous will hurt, no matter whether you're burned in delicate areas or not. I've been fucked on my back while I was sporting a terrific sunburn on my shoulders, and it's one of the few times I've ever stopped sex in the middle. It was just too much pain to deal with. And the asshole who was doing me didn't want to stop, wanted me to finish him, was just needy needy needy. I should have known better. I finally let him talk me into getting on my hands and knees, but every move of his body was like fire. I didn't cum at all, and when he pulled out without warning me and sprayed my back with cum, that hurt like a bitch. We didn't see each other after that. Fuckhead.

I've actually gotten sunburned on my pussy, and there was no loving for several days after that. This was back in my youth when I was dumb enough to believe that, if I just worked at it, I'd stop burning. I used to lie in the sun for way longer than was healthy, and even with strong sunblock on, I would burn eventually. Putting aloe on your cunt is not erotic, it's just annoying. My ass burns too, not the anus, but the cheeks, and then I don't want anyone spreading my legs. So the sun, bad news for me.

And then of course there's sand. Guys, I know that you can get sand in places that are uncomfortable, but sand in the pussy is unpleasant for everyone. The gal feels all itchy and scratched, and if you go down on her, you get grit in your teeth, and if you stick the dick in there, anytime you thrust you're taking a chance. Don't get me wrong, I've fucked on the beach plenty of times, but I can think of a number of times when we've had to stop to try to clean out my cunt, because the grit was working into his head. So sand is also not fun.

Salt water is terrific for the skin for a while, but eventually it chafes, because seawater isn't just salt, it's little grit and minerals and all sorts of things. If you get wet and then let yourself dry, you feel like shit for the rest of the day. I don't know how beach bunnies do it. My nipples chafe, my cunt chafes, my asshole chafes, and that's just from walking around. The absolute best thing to do after the beach is take a shower, and coincidentally that's the best place to fuck after the beach too.

And the people. It's hard these days to find seclusion on the beach. You have to go early or late in the day and in the season, and you have to know where to go. Not that people are always bad. Once my boyfriend at the time and I went to a fairly crowded beach because we both got off on misbehaving in public. This wasn't a nude beach either, lots of old people and kids and dogs and just people everywhere. We started off just fooling around in the surf, and then we got a little deeper, got away far enough from everyone else around us, and started seriously working under the water. He had very good hands, and I just stood there, up to my tits in water, facing him and letting him feel me up. I came from the thrill of it before he suggested that we do something even more thrilling.

He lifted me up in his arms and started kissing me, then kissing down and sucking on my breasts through the bikini. I pulled the bikini down so he could get at my tits bare, because my back was to the shore and I figured no one would notice. Meanwhile he pulled his cock out of his suit and eased me down onto it. If you've never had sex in water it's hard to describe; you'd think it would be easier because of all the moisture, but it's actually harder. And in seawater, there's the whole chafing issue. He penetrated me and I wrapped my legs around his waist and we just stayed there in the water, slowly moving against each other. Luckily he had a nice-sized cock, not too thick but long enough to pull that position off without a hitch.

Finally it was getting cold in the water and I whispered that I needed something more that just sitting there. I think he would have carried me back to the beach and up to our towels without pulling out, but I giggled when he started moving and pushed him away, then rearranged myself so I'd be presentable. We had our towel in the shadow of the dune because I sunburn (did I mention that?) and we went back, looked around, saw that no one was watching, and started making out again.

Eventually we made it look as if we were lying side by side, covered in a towel, and he got up inside me again and started fucking me properly. It was one of the few times when spooning was extremely important, because we couldn't exactly let on what was going on. I think a few people around us suspected, because it had to have been pretty obvious, but they kept their mouths shut and we got too worked up to care. I came just as he gasped that he was close, but when he felt me start spasming he held back, then pulled out once I was done and wanted me to finish him in my mouth. I think it was the element of risk: a blowjob was more obvious than just fucking. I lay down, put my head in his lap, and sucked him until he came.

Then I realized that I wasn't wearing any bottoms, and my ass had been hanging out for the entire time I was blowing him. So somebody on that beach got a pretty good show. Oh well, we didn't get arrested, I didn't burn my heinie, and once we left the beach (shortly thereafter) we went back to the hotel and fucked again, hard, all over the room. I like fucking in hotels too.

Anyway, that's my stand on beaches. The beach where the last photo was taken was different though. I went with my Mom and Dad and Mike. There was no one around, we stripped down and were naked the whole time, but there were plenty of trees for shade. Mike and I were all over each other before we even set out towels and umbrellas, and he had me the first time up against a rock while Mom and Dad set up. Then as cum was still oozing out of me, Dad tapped my brother on the shoulder and took his place. I spent the first hour at the beach with my cunny stuffed with my men's cocks, and just dripping with cum.

Mike and I played around in the water, taking pictures, that kind of thing, then we looked back and saw Dad and Mom getting intimate, so we sneaked away to the shade of some trees and Mike buggered my asshole wide open up against a tree, then, once I stopped cumming, laid me down on my face and fucked my bum for a long time before he came inside. He helped me back into the water, made a big show of washing me out, and fingered me to another orgasm before I realized that I was beginning to redden.

We went back to the blankets and the shade, and Mom and Dad were still going at it. Mom was riding Dad, her breasts swaying like they were being blown by the breeze. Mom and Mike kissed while she bounced on Dad, and I could tell that Mike was ready to go again so I started sucking him off. Dad reached around and petted my pussy a little. It was a good old-fashioned family foursome the way I like it.

Eventually the two gals were riding, and when Mom suggested that we switch, I was fine with that. Riding Dad's cock is an experience; it seems even bigger when it's thrusting up into my belly and I have all the control. He was deep inside me when he came, and he came a bucket. I felt the shock through my womb, and it sent me over the edge too. When I came back to myself, Mom was cleaning Mike's cock off and he looked satisfied, and Dad was still buried inside me, even though he was quite soft by then.

We just lay back and watched the clouds for nearly the rest of the day. It was beautiful, still, cool, very pleasant to be with the people you love just soaking in the tranquility. Toward the end of the outing, even though he had already cum three times, Mike started fooling with my tits again and I knew he wanted one more shot. I just rolled over and let him fuck my ass right there lying next to my parents. He hadn't cum, the light was starting to fade and it was getting cooler, and my parents laughingly told us to hurry up or we'd get left at the beach. I got up to my hands and knees and tried my hardest to squeeze Mike in my ass, and finally he came, fairly strong for the fourth time.

That night, I felt the chafing, let me tell you. No sand, but very sore. I didn't have anything in my ass for a day to recuperate, and that was torture enough.

I'm not the only gal who feels this way, by the way. Mari hates the beach, although she loves the sun. Mom isn't wild about it either; they both have sand problems, Mari mostly because her partners don't like sand in their teeth, my Mom because she hates the chafing. Sheri, of course, adores the beach, and she's had even more interesting adventures there. She swears that if you lube up good and proper before going, really hose yourself down with oil, chafing isn't an issue, and she doesn't mind sand, the weirdo.

I remember once going to the beach with her and getting to watch her fuck a lifeguard. She's shameless; he was on duty and she basically propositioned him. She asked if she could sit in his lap while he was guarding, and he couldn't say no. This was when she was 16, mind you. Once she got up there it was no time at all before she had her bikini top pulled down and her tits hanging over, and she had his cock out of his lifeguard suit in nothing flat. She's really amazing in action. I got to watch all this as her kid sister sitting next to them, and I won't say it didn't turn me on. Okay, tell the truth, I was jealous, because I wished I could have some lovin' too.

She got her head between his legs and he tried to act nonchalant, even though there were people around and he had a teenager sucking his dick. He looked out over the water but I don't think he saw anything. Then when she slithered back up, untied the strings of her bikini bottoms, and sat in his lap completely nude from the waist down, I know he wasn't looking at the ocean. She let him feel her up clumsily (even from a distance I could tell he was nervous) for a minute or two, then she rose up, slipped him into her, and started to ride him, her back to him, breasts hanging out for all to see.

He didn't last too long, but she came first (she told me it was the thrill of it more than anything he did) and hopped up again, then sat back down. I couldn't see, but I know she had moved him to her asshole. He must have thought he died and went to heaven. He came quickly in her ass after that, and she hopped up daintily (she can be very dainty when she wants to be, and Oh my God is it sexy as hell), put a hand under herself, and waddled over to me and bent over my face so I could suck the cum out of her ass. I'll do that for Sheri, but not many others. I was a little nervous too, because there were people around, probably watching. But I wanted to taste the cum, so I drained her.

Once she was reasonably clean, she tied on her bottoms without a whole lot of fuss, pulled up the tops, and sat down next to me and smiled and then kissed me, so I obediently passed some cum to her. I didn't even look at the lifeguard, and I have no idea whether he saw any of it. I assume he did.

Like I said, my sister gets me into trouble. And beaches. That's enough for one post, I think.