Q&A With Mike

I did one of these ages ago with Sheri and I got to talk with Mike the other day, so I decided I'd ask him if he'd be willing to do a bit of Q&A.  That's not a double entendre for anything.  Just questions and answers.  As always, you can join in by emailing or DMing or commenting or any other way you can get ahold of me, if there are questions you'd like answered by my supporting cast.  I'll be asking the same questions this time around, with edits and so forth just like last time.  If it sounds like my phrasing, it's because it is.  I punched up a few things to make it more interesting to read; most of the dialogue is interpreted and probably not actually what was said, but close enough.  Yeah, like you were expecting the New York Times.  I interpret.  I enliven.  It's all what he said, just finessed a bit.

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#1 - What's your favorite position?

Depends on the girl.  And what we're doing.  With anal, it's got to be doggy.  With you, I love missionary, and if the girl is good looking and has nice tits, missionary is very nice.  But lately I've been into getting ridden, which has all the good stuff from missionary plus we can get a rhythm going better with both of us working at it.

#2 - What kind of porn are you watching lately?

Mother-son stuff.  I guess I miss Mom.  I like it when there's a younger girl involved too.

#3 - Who was the last girl you fucked?

[Lexi note: Mike has a fairly steady thing right now, so this question took a bit of drawing out, since initially he just said, "Come on, what kind of dumb question is that?"]

Mia [his current thing].  Last night she got home from work and wanted two orgasms.  She said she wanted at least two, right out of the gate.  I thought she meant her, but she wanted two from me.  So we ordered a pizza which got cold, I fucked her mouth until I came on her tits, then she rode me hard, said the first one didn't count, made me get hard again, and told me it was all on me this time.  She lay back and let me plow her, cute little wails and cumming and so forth, then I came on her face.  She said that was what she wanted and then went to bed.  I wasn't complaining.  Sometimes Mia just needs to get fucked to destress a little.

#4 - How about the gentlemen?

[Lexi note: my brother has some bi curiosity, but he doesn't indulge in it beyond sometimes some ass play with toys.  So he said, "Copying and pasting from Sheri's responses isn't going to work here."  Which is true.  But I wanted to copy and paste, so you get this instead.]

#5 - Most interesting recent partner?

[Lexi note: Mike and Mia aren't totally exclusive, but they share rather than going outside the partnership.  As far as I know, she doesn't know about his family matters, so he's cheating on her if he has sex with any of the family, but I can't judge him both because he's my brother and because I've been in the same situation.]

Mia.  Okay, no, that's not fair.  Sheri's answer was all about deflowering a guy, and I've got nothing recent which was anywhere near that fun.  Should I talk about the last time I popped a virgin?

[Lexi note: yes, because that sounds more interesting than your recent stuff.]

Okay, so the last girl I popped was legal but just, drunk at a party I was at, started coming on to me because she thought I was with the band.  I wasn't, but she was hot and no other fish were biting, so I let her think I was.  We started making out, she said she wanted to go somewhere quieter, so we went back to my room [Lexi note: it should be said here that Mike was not barely legal; this was probably last year and he's talking about a hotel room, not a dorm room.]

We got there, she's starting to get a little more sober and realizing she's committing to something she doesn't really want to commit to, so I told her it was fine, she could go, no biggie, I wasn't expecting anything [Lexi note: Mike, for any flaws he might have otherwise, is pretty decent].  I mean, I totally was expecting something, raring to go, but you know [Lexi note: I do].

So she leaves and I'm thinking about finding someplace to go, maybe pick up another girl, something.  But I wound up jerking off in my room because I'm not as young as I used to be [Lexi note: then what were you doing at the party in the first place, dingus?].  I finished up, put something on the TV, and was getting ready to drift off when there's a knock on my door.

It's the girl again.  I told her I'd be right there, threw some clothes back on, let her in.  She says, "I'm sorry, I led you on, you hate me."  Don't you just love drama?  I really wanted to say, "No, I don't, get out and let me sleep," but she said, "You were such a good guy.  Most guys would have just taken advantage.  And... I just was nervous because I've never done anything like this before."

"Never hooked up in a hotel room after a party?"

"No, I mean..." And she was blushing and stammering and I could see what she was actually trying to say.

"You've never hooked up at all."

"I mean, I've made out with guys.  But I came to college and I figured I'd, you know, and it just..."

"Look, you were drunk, people make mistakes, whatever.  I'm sorry I put you in this position.  You didn't need to apologize.  And maybe next time, don't go back to a stranger's hotel room because bad things happen.  You should have someone to watch your back."

Turns out that her buddy was even more drunk than she was, so yeah, choices.

But then she said, "You're so awesome.  I... I want to do it with you.  I want you to.  I'm not drunk any more and I want to do it."

Well okay then.  So we started making out again, and she was still pretty shy about it, and I kept telling her we didn't have to do this, but she seemed like she was going to go ahead with it.  "I just want to do it," she said.

Her body was very nice, once I got her clothes off, and her being shy was kind of cute.  Innocent, you know?  I was ready to go again [Lexi note: when isn't he?] but you'd be proud, I took my time, I got her comfortable.  Once I gave her permission to be sexual, she even rubbed her pussy a little before I said I was going to get her really comfortable and ate her out.  No orgasm but she relaxed.

Then I got my own clothes off.  She wasn't surprised by my cock like some girls are [Lexi note: he's not saying he's huge, although he's perfectly respectable, just that virgins sometimes haven't even ever seen a cock before] and she asked me if I wanted her to do anything.  I just told her I was going to fuck her and that was all she had to worry about [Lexi note: I sure hope those weren't the exact words he used, because that's all you need to do is bring up worry at a time like this].

She took me like a champ.  Between her juice and the condom, I didn't have to do much to get inside her.  No blood, which I'll admit disappointed me a little.  It didn't even hurt her.  She just lay back and looked happy until I pulled back and rocked a little, and then her eyes got wide and she started gasping.  Didn't want to wear her out, but after having jerked off not too long ago, I was going to last for a while, so I tried to go slow and steady.

I think she came on me.  I'm not sure.  I hope so.  She certainly seemed to be enjoying herself.  But after a while, she asked me if I wanted to switch positions, so we spooned.  I wrapped her tits in my hands and God they were nice college teen tits.  I felt like I was going to go on forever though, so I sped up a little and she begged me to be gentle.  So I had to slowly, slowly fuck, and after the novelty wore off, it wasn't that great.  I mean, she felt great, and her body was amazing, but she was kind of like a warm sex doll, not much reaction beyond moaning and occasionally squeezing her pussy on me.

But I can force myself to cum if I have to, so I did.  I asked her where she wanted her first jizz, and she looked a little startled.  "I don't know, where do you usually cum?"

I didn't tell her I usually like to cum in a pussy or an ass.  "If you don't feel like it in your mouth, that's okay.  I can just cum in the condom."

But she wanted the full experience, so I pulled out and did the porno thing where the guy stands there forever wanking for the money shot.  I settled on her tits because she didn't seem like she wanted a facial.  The orgasm was lousy and forced, but she thought it was the greatest thing ever.  She played with it with her finger, but she didn't taste.

She wanted to know if she could stay the night because she had nowhere else to go.  I really needed to get to sleep because I actually had things to do the next day.  She said she'd make it worth my while and was reaching for my cock like she was trying to pick up a hot poker, but I told her that wasn't necessary, and if she wanted to stay that was fine but she didn't need to sleep with me.  But she was all over me, even if she wasn't all over my cock, saying how great I was, and damn it I have an ego just like everyone else.  So even though I had planned on giving her the bed and sleeping on the couch, we wound up sleeping together.

Even though she said she was up for more, she was out like a light about five minutes later, curled up next to me.  In the morning I was all set to get up and go for the continental breakfast, but she was there all big-eyed and naked and saying she knew she'd never see me again and that I was the best and she wanted me again before I left, so what was I going to do?

I fingered her while we kissed and she even got up her courage and started stroking my cock.  Then I pulled on another condom and let her straddle me.  I think she was sore because it was even slower and gentler than before, and I really just wanted to grab her hips and fuck her silly and get it out of her system so I could maybe get a shower and then maybe grab the dregs of continental breakfast.  God though, she had a tight little body and it was fun watching her giggling and rocking.  I told her I wanted to make her cum and she liked that idea, so I tweaked her nipples and she rubbed her clit while bouncing and finally she said, like she was proud, "I'm going to cum."  Her orgasm was disappointing too, a quick gasp and flutter and then she was lying on my chest and telling me how amazing I was again and I was getting tired of it all.

"I'm going to fuck you a little harder, okay?"

"Okay."  And to her credit she put up with a bit more rough, maybe a 2 on the dial instead of a 1.  I let her lie there and grabbed her ass and pressed up, speeding up until she said no more.  She even let me run my fingers over her ass without saying anything.  And I didn't bother to ask, just rolled her off me like a sack of potatoes, pulled off the condom, and jerked it again until she moved her head over without saying anything and opened her mouth.  So if she was going to let me...

I even got a few little licks and sucks, which was enough, and I held her in place and then shot onto her tongue and lips.  Another really weak orgasm, but the volume was impressive.  I don't think she was expecting as much as there was, and I certainly wasn't.  She looked like I had splashed her face with cold water.  But she let me cum on her tongue with only a little flinching.

Honestly, the best part, and the part I wish had happened sooner because we could have have way more fun, was that she said, "It tastes a little funny," but then swallowed and licked her lips.  "Not bad though.  I could do that again."

We didn't though.  I didn't get breakfast.  She wanted to stay, I think, but I told her that I really did have places to go, people to see, things to do, and no, I wouldn't be going to that party tonight.  So she left after showering and I never saw her again.  I mean, it was fun, but it was also kind of a drag.  I like the virgins who are raring to go and want to learn.  I bet she went back to college with a story to tell and got fucked by a bunch of assholes while drunk.

#6 - Worst sex recently?

Mia brought home this woman a few weeks ago, older than us, and I wasn't attracted to her at all, but I went along with it for Mia because she was so proud she'd picked up a woman for a threesome [Lexi note: I guess Mia is as inexperienced in this regard as Sveta is, or they usually pick up a third together or something].  The woman was not my type.  Mia said after that she wasn't really her type either, but had said yes.  So we had a pretty pedestrian threesome with this woman who was mostly looking to get hers from both of us, like she was doing us a favor by agreeing to be shared.  Mia didn't get any oral at all, and I only got some while Mia was eating the woman out.  Her pussy was sloppy, her tits were saggy, and she just wasn't much of a lay even leaving out the shallow stuff.  She had a great time, drank a bunch of our liquor, and has asked us if we want to do it again, but we're always busy, wouldn't you know.

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Again, if you've got any questions for anyone I can ask, including me, send them along. This was just some random shit questions I thought up way back when, and while we managed to get a good virgin story out of them, they're pretty basic.  Feel free to ask specifics.