Eventually I'm Going To Run Out

The images below have been removed because of Blogger's new no-nudes policy.  Sorry :(

As I may have said, I'm not a porn star, and I don't take all kinds of racy pictures. I have some, and I have to keep doling them out fairly stingily because otherwise I will run out.

I dated a photography major once, and some of my pics are from him. In fact, if you think you've seen me online, and you're wondering how come I was lying about being a porn star, it's probably him too. I once ran across a picture of myself (actually, interestingly enough, not from him) on one of those amateur porn sites (no, I won't tell you which one) so maybe there's more of me out there. I've been drunk enough in the past that people could have been taking pictures of me and I might not have known. I don't really mind, I just don't want people getting the wrong idea. I'm not selling anything. I promise. I will not ask for membership fees.

Anyway, that was a long lead-up to a short climax, which is a slightly larger picture of me. I said slightly. This is one of the few vacation photos I have. It's also a little racier because, well, I think I can get away with it. Nothing you wouldn't see on prime time, really.

This was a picture of me from behind.

More of my legs, and now you can see my cute hiney too. Yes, it's still too small. Yes, you can't see my face. Guess what, kiddo: get used to it.

Okay, I feel guilty. Have another.


Me and a special someone. Ain't gonna tell you who, when, where, or why. I think you ought to be able to guess who and why. When and where... I'll leave to your imagination.