More Wishful Thinking

While I'm wishing for stuff, I wish I had a twin. Actually, an identical twin would be great, but even a fraternal twin who was a boy would kick ass.

Why? Well, if I had an identical twin, for one thing we could make all kinds of money doing porn. There are some identical twins out there, but we'd be harder core. Doesn't the thought of two hot redheaded identical twins fucking make you excited?

For another, I'd love to fuck myself. I mean, I do all the time, but I meant in more of an out-of-body-experience type way. Someone once said that narcissism is really just being able to say you'd fuck yourself. Well, then I guess I'm pretty narcissistic, because if I weren't me, I'd be all over me. And if I had a twin, then I could do that.

But no matter if my twin was a boy or a girl, the best part would be that I think fucking a twin would be the ultimate sexual experience. Twins are supposed to have that bond, right? So that bond would make the sex great. Incest is already great, and I bet twincest would be even better.

Anyone out there have a twin whom they're fucking? I'd love to hear about it. I can't really decide whether I would prefer to have a brother or sister twin. Maybe triplets so I could have both. Now if I could get together three of me, we'd be the hottest thing in porn. We'd be millionaires.

Now I'm jealous of triplets too. Way to go, Lexi, you've made yourself unhappy.