I've got this one going on Twitter too, but if you're not on Twitter or are lazy, feel free to answer here.
For the gentlemen: before you saw your first naked woman and found out the reality of the situation, where did you believe the vagina was located?
1) Exactly where it wound up being located
2) Higher on the belly than it actually is
3) Where the asshole actually is
4) Some other location
I ask because I read an article by a man saying that he spent his youth thinking the pussy was somewhere else, but he didn't specify. I'm just curious what the kids these days think. Also, ladies, if you happen to be able to answer this informal poll with a response other than, "Duh, I could look at my own," please chime in. I'm genuinely curious where people think the pussy actually is. There's no right or wrong answer, and I know you all know where it is now. We're talking young and dumb.
If you answer on Twitter or here, give specifics. I'm not going to shame you, I promise. I was young and dumb too.
5 comments:
1.
My parents were the kind who were very keen on making sure that my siblings and I knew everything we needed to know about reproduction early on. That included various books on anatomy and biology. I suspect it's because they were old European hippies who were very much 'make love not war' kind of people.
Having said that I remember my first time in my teens finger banging a girl and thinking "Jeez, I know the theory behind all of this, but damn it's wetter than I expected!"
For a very short time I was under the impression that the vagina was located inside the triangle of hair on the mons (yes, this was in the 1970's). This was because a neighbor boy (who was Dutch, though that's not important) told me that's where it was. Perhaps his communication skills were not so great, but that was the picture he painted. He also explained that it was a 'wet slit'. Not a hole, mind you, just a slit; like a wound. Buried in hair. This false impression of the female genitalia was quickly rectified when I discovered my father's stash of pornography (thankfully).
I'm not sure it's related to my initial misinformation, but when I was young I sometimes dreamt that I was about to get laid but couldn't find the opening. Frustrating, to say the least.
Good luck on your poll, Lexi!
- Papa Bear
I'll play.
2. Higher on the belly than it actually is.
Not by a lot...but I'll never forget the first time I slid my hand into a girl's panties. The pussy was lower than I expected. It seemed like my fingers were going down...down...longer than I thought, before I found what I was looking for. :-)
I can't ever remember wondering where the pussy is. I do remember playing "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" when I was very young. It was also dark in the shed where we were hiding, we must have known that it would have been frowned upon.
I had crushes and kissed before I really knew about sex and the location and puzzle like structure of girls and boys private parts. I just wanted to kiss the girls and hug them close. It was never, "grab them by the pussy"...
I remember seeing lots of porn and the location of the pussy was never a thing I thought about...it was just there. The clit, well...that is another story. It took me a while before I knew about that little button. I do remember being with a girl who's pussy seemed to be almost on the front of her body...it was odd. I also remember one girl who's pussy and asshole were very close together, not a lot of taint. Other than those two variations in anatomy everyone else seems to be right in the spot I always expected it to be.
My mom and dad left an "educational" book out for us to find and read on our own, at least I think it was on purpose. It was my first regular source of wank material, which was not what they had in mind.
My bit misconception was what it all looked like. The book had bad line drawings and a major "cut-away" cross section that made it look like a maze of caverns and covers. The labia were drawn strangely and for years (3-4) I thought they looked like a cross between a sea anemone and a blind mole rat nose. Thank goodness I was wrong when I saw one for real.
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