TMI Sveta Edition

We thought it might be fun to have Sveta answer a few questions, and since I didn't think ahead and solicit any in advance (and I'm not sure I would have gotten any had I solicited them), I'm going to steal a few from past questions I've answered. This was partially her idea, so I'm not just using it as an excuse to find out deep dark secrets about her.

What do you look for in a significant other physically and character trait wise?

In boys, I like a strong chin and not a lot of flab, and I like a boy who can laugh well. In girls, Lexi has taught me to appreciate the stomach, but I also like her cute little nipples. I don't spend a lot of time looking for a significant other though, so I don't really know.

What was the last thing you were annoyed about?

My science teacher gave us all this homework, and I don't even like science.

Would you rather go to the movies or go bowling?

What weird questions. Okay, I guess the movies. I want to see Rango.

Do you prefer pie or cake?

Pie. Cake is dry.

What is your favorite position to sleep in?

Curled up with someone.

How do you differentiate between love and lust?

Lust makes me wet. Love is in my heart.

If you caught a neighbor peeping in at you while you were naked or having sex, would you close the blinds? (assuming you live in a city and can see into other buildings).

Yeah. I'm shy. Lexi would probably make me leave them open though, to toughen me up. No she wouldn't. She told me to say that.

What's your favorite food?

I like fresh strawberries and cream. And chocolate. Chocolate cream. Lexi makes this stuff which is basically chocolate cream which is killer on strawberries. Last time she made it wrong and it got too thick and we had to eat it with spoons like ice cream.

Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I want to go back and meet Susan B. Anthony. Or maybe Harriet Tubman.

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Man these questions are strange. You really answered all these? I guess I'll be Superman. Flying and strength are good.

Favorite color?

Pink or red, I guess.

What is your underwear "style" of choce?

I used to wear nothing but granny panties, but Lexi changed all that. I probably inherited my taste from her. I like boyshorts more than she does though.

Would you strip for money?

No, probably not. Unless certain people were offering, and then I'd strip for free. But I'll take the money.

What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?

Someone playing with my clitoris. I know people say that there's a G-spot, but it pretty much all feels like clitoris to me.

What is your favorite sexual position?

I can't choose. I like all the one's I've tried.

Have you ever fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

Yes.

Pick an animal that best displays your personality.

Come on, you're making these up now just to be stupid. I'm a pygmy marmoset; soft, small, and I don't know what I look like because I'm not sure I'm real. Is a pygmy marmoset a real thing?

What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a "friends with benefits" relationship? How about men?

I think women are better at it than men. Men always want things to either be serious or they don't want to be friends at all, just fuckbuddies. Men want you to be faithful to them, but they won't be faithful to you. Not all men, but some.

What is your best feature?

Do I have to? I guess my arms are pretty nice. They're not flabby or anything. I don't think most people would notice that though.

Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate?

Not as much as I like watching others have sex. Or having sex with others.

Do you like "talking" when you have sex?

Yes. Sometimes it's hard to talk, but I like it when we do.

Do you ever fake orgasms?

No. I can't fake them.

Would you rather have your sig-O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm?

I guess I'd rather have orgasms. But I like kissing a lot and it'd be hard to only get bad kisses.

How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never?

I used to never swear. Now I do it more. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?

Watch porn. I'm simple.

With warm weather on the horizon, what outdoor activity are you most looking forward to?

I just want to be in the sun more. Lexi hates the sun, but I like it. Sometimes I wonder if she's really a vampire.

What's one place you'd like to visit?

Anywhere in Europe.

Commando: Sexy or disgusting?

A bit disgusting. I like going without panties for some people but day to day I want underwear.

Do you believe in ghosts or other supernatural activity? Why or why not?

I don't know. I've never met one. There probably are ghosts though. Or supernatural things.

Favorite pizza topping?

I like white pizza.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate or strawberry.

Would you go sky diving?

Maybe.

Can you use chop sticks?

Not really. Sort of. I use a fork.

Could you ever forgive a cheater?

Probably not.

BDSM?

Is that the pain stuff? I guess we could try a little kinky tying up some time. It might be fun.

Would you rather take a bath in chocolate pudding or drive around the town naked in your car?

The pudding.

Would you rather have a threesome with 2 guys and a girl, or 2 girls and a guy?

2 guys, 1 girl. I haven't had many of those.

Would you rather have your toes sucked or your ears?

Ears.

What would you do at an orgy?

Have sex with different people. Maybe try DP again.

First thing you wash in the shower?

I wash my hair first.

What's your favorite Popsicle flavor?

Grape.

If you could bang a Disney character who would it be?

One of the princes, probably.

Will you have sex on your period?

Ew. No.

What age to you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity?

A few years ago, I probably would have said 18. Now I'm not so sure.

Would you like to have sex on the beach?

Yes, I think it'd be fun. Not with people around though. Maybe that would be fun too, but I don't think I could.

What spice/seasoning is your favorite?

Garlic, maybe.

What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

I'm done with these strange questions.

There now, that was fun. Illuminating too, I hope. And despite Sveta giving me shit about my selection of questions, she helped pick them.