Well, thanks to my anonymous friend, I now know that my Porn-of-the-Day posts are unecessary, because there are fuskers out there. If you don't know what they are, like I didn't, you owe my one acknowledged reader a debt of gratitude. Check it out.
It's not as fun as hunting yourself, but it is a hell of a lot easier.
Just got back from work. It's a Sunday, which just goes to prove that there's no such thing as a weekend in the theatre. But that's okay; I knew it when I signed up.
There is something really boring about doing technical theatre; most of the time, you spend three quarters of your time sitting around waiting. For this play, I sit around and wait in the basement under the stage, waiting for my cue to open the trap door. It's a boring job but someone has to do it.
So anyway, I usually bring a book, but today like the stupid girl I am I forgot the book, so I was sitting there with nothing to do for hours. That's not a healthy thing for me; idle hands are the devil's plaything, right? I've got my nice cushioned chair and my headset and I'm wishing I had a bottle of something stronger than water, and I just spaced out for a few minutes and started daydreaming. My daydreams are invariably about sex, ladies and gentlemen, and I've seen enough porn that my brain can come up with its own when I let it.
So I had a great little scene going where I was being doubled by my brother and my dad (which has never happened and probably never will, sad to say), with my dad in my ass (because it's a dream and I can make him do that kind of thing in my head), and I started getting a little hot and bothered. Since I was actually working, not just sitting in the light booth pressing buttons, I had on pants rather than a skirt, and I was even wearing underwear (actually, I do that a lot when I'm really working). But eventually I just got so bored and horny that I slipped my pants down to my knees, got my hand in my panties, and gave myself a little tickle while I played my little scene.
I didn't mean to do more than satisfy myself momentarily, but matinees are hell, and I just kept going, pulled my panties down too so I could get at myself a little better, then fingered my way inside. I've gotten pretty good at getting myself off over the years, so I didn't take long. I'm a little worried that the next person who uses that chair might notice the stains, because I was oozing. Got a good rolling pleasure running and then settled back to just tickle while I waited.
Well, when I settled back and finally opened my eyes, I saw someone standing in the doorway. It was one of the highschool kids who is working backstage too, although he's not usually in the basement. I looked at him, and he looked at me, and his eyes were like dinner plates. Then he turned around and hightailed it up the stairs. I was afraid the audience could hear him, he went so fast.
So I spent the rest of the performance worrying, but I didn't hear one peep. Got my cues, did my thing, kept from playing with myself any more (which was hard, because despite being really worried, I was pretty turned on). Tried to clean up the worst of the mess on the chair, and then I went upstairs to look for the kid.
He was just embarrased as hell, and talking to him I got pretty embarrased too; it just rubbed off on me. But he didn't seem like he'd minded that much. It might get out, I don't know. I'm wondering whether I could shut him up more completely if I jumped him instead. He's not unattractive, but he's young. Still, I'm hoping nothing comes of it, because it's not like I was doing anything particularly wrong. I'm a little worried, can you tell?
If you haven't seen this before, you're not visiting the right free porn sites. Really, this server is everywhere. But it's huge, and it still makes for great porn-hunting, so I'll share it.
http://galleries.payserve.com/1/1/4/
Now that's the beginning. There are literally thousands of galleries, all in order. For instance, the last gallery I've been able to find (but don't stop looking because there might be more) is:
http://galleries.payserve.com/1/1/18713/
There are movies and pics of practically anything you could want. I say practically. But that's the fun of the hunt: you never know what the next link will be.
By the way, if you have any suggestions for the porn hunt, please send them to me at lexinaughtygirly(AT)gmail.com. You're smart and can figure out how to translate that into an actual address, right?
UPDATE: After checking some of the smallest numbers, there may be a fair amount of duplication down there, but again, fun of the hunt, right? By the way, the first two "1" numbers in the URL don't mean anything; if you change them, it doesn't change the gallery. Once you get into the 10000s anyway, the duplication is no longer an issue. Happy hunting.
This is in response to my one confirmed reader who's too shy to leave his name. And I'm assuming it's a him because he said "odd man out."
I have not been a virgin for a very long time, and I'm okay with that. Hell, I like that, because while there's something magical about losing your virginity, I like sex a lot, and I wouldn't want to go back and un-sex all the sex I've sexed. And while I guess I probably could have put off popping my cherry for a few years, I don't regret it.
But there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Absolutely nothing. Even if it's just because you can't seem to get anyone to sleep with you. I really don't want to make anyone, virgin or not, feel like I'm somehow dumping on them. So what if you're a virgin?
I do believe that all those virginity pledges are crap, not because virginity is crap, but because the motivation shouldn't be that way. There's nothing wrong with sex, and there's nothing wrong with not having sex. I'm not getting all tolerant here because I'm a hippy; I'm not going to lie and say that I don't think that people who are virgins are missing out on some fun. But so what? I don't go to too many parties any more because I just don't like the scene. I suppose I'm missing out on fun there, and probably friends of mine wonder why I'm being a loser like that. But I'm not a loser.
Plus, let's face it, most people exaggerate their sexual exploits. You never know; I might be doing it too. I try not to, if it's any consolation. So what's more sad: being a virgin, or being someone who's had bad, drunk sex once and then lied about all the other times? At least the person who says they're a virgin is being honest.
So anonymous poster, I hope you keep reading (if you have any ideas of things you'd like to hear, let me know) and don't feel like the odd man out, because we're all a little odd, right?
Wow, that felt really... After-School Special-y right there. I promise I won't be boring like this often.
I may or may not have mentioned this, but I love anal. I know a lot of people don't, and I've seen several reasons. One, some gals don't fancy it because they just don't. Nothing wrong with that. I don't like swordfish, you don't like anal, she doesn't like peanut butter. It's a matter of preference for some people, and I respect that. I happen to prefer it.
Two, there are some gals who don't like it because they've never done it and they think it's icky. There are a fair number of guys who fall into this category too. Well, I'm all for expanding your horizons, even to the point of trying something like anal, just for fun. But there are some things I've never done and just won't do, so I respect that too. No biggie.
Three, there are quite a few gals who have tried it and hated it, but only because it was done wrong. Now that's just sad. Because there's nothing worse than bad anal. Okay, maybe a few things worse, but if your first time doing anything is unpleasant, it's going to ruin that thing, even if you might have gone on to enjoy it.
Case in point: I know a girl who first got buttfucked when she was really wasted, and so was he. She'd never been with the guy before; it was a drunken hook-up. He didn't use enough lube, made her bleed, wanted her to clean him off even though his cock got all shitty, and just made the whole thing really unpleasant, to say the least. Obviously, this girl never wanted to have anal again. And while I understand that completely, when we started fooling around it was hard for me to keep away from her ass. We would be playing, just kissing each other all over, and I would get down to her little cute butthole and she'd just go cold.
Well, after we talked it out, I could understand why. But we finally became comfortable enough with each other that she didn't freeze up if I started rimming her out. Eventually she let me talk her into using some toys, and I went nice and slow, and pretty soon she was having a good time in spite of herself. She let me fuck her ass with a strap-on, and she got over the worst of it. But she still has no interest in having a guy assfuck her, and she would never go anywhere near my butt with fingers, tongue, or toys. Actually, she's not too interested in being fucked by guys at all. And that's a shame, because she's attracted to them, but that bad time just ruined it for her.
So guys out there, if you finally talk your special lady into letting you give her a probe, don't just jam it in there and be a jerk about it. Because if you turn a gal on to anal, then you will get all the anal you want, even if it takes a little longer to do it. If you turn her off, you're just ruining your chances.
I'm not going to give a whole lot of advice because I'm not Dr. Ruth. Clean is important, unless you're into scat, which I'm not. Nothing spoils the mood like stink. Lube is very important. You might even consider a condom your first time, and don't switch from ass to pussy (or mouth) like they do in the movies (okay, so you won't follow that rule later, but the first time, don't do it). Starting out vaginally and getting relaxed can be a help, but it's not going to substitute for lube.
As far as positions go, I've seen a lot of porn, supposedly porn about "first time anal" which has the girl lying on her back on a table or bench and the guy standing between her legs. It's a good angle for porn, and those actresses are not having anal for the first time. The first time, if you're brave or you trust your guy, ladies you cannot beat doggy style. It puts the anus up in the air where it's easy to get at, and it's just easier to do from a logistics standpoint. Many guys think it's hot too, but what do we care, right girls? They're getting anal, they shouldn't get to choose the position.
If you don't trust your man, reverse cowgirl lets you control things, and it gives you the same convenience as doggy style. I know, he wants to see your tits bounce, but just tell him to watch his cock slowly disappear into your nethers; that might shut him up. Again, lube lube lube. They don't show it in porn, but they're professionals.
Really, the best thing to do is to get yourself a nice big dildo, just a normal one with no frills, and practice with that. This goes for guys too, if you're looking to experiment with switch hitting. Give it a little while to grow on you, but really, if it doesn't eventually start to feel a little better, stop. You don't have to enjoy anal. There's no rule. But it's like most good things: an acquired taste.
I was lucky enough to have good anal the first time, and while I've had some bad anal, I've never looked back (pun intended). I've even given some other people good anal. So consider this a biased but sincere recommendation for it.
I got my first comments the other day so I'll just say hello to the readers who've stopped in. I do moderate comments because a site like mine tends to attract a lot of spam of two varieties: advertising porn sites, and people insulting me. Now the former I can do without completely, as I'm sure can everyone else. If I find a good porn site, I try to give it credit in a post, but I'm not looking for spam like that.
I'm a big girl, so the insults (or maybe they're trying to be compliments, I don't know, since many chicks seem to dig being called names) aren't a real problem. But I'm still not going to bore everyone by posting them. If you think I should change my mind because you want to read comments which call me sick, well then say so and I might change my mind. Like I said, I'm a big girl and it doesn't really bother me.
If you're looking for link-whoring, I might do that, but I have to actually read your link first, so it could take a little time.
If you're complimenting me, well that's different. I will bore everyone with flattery, simply because I'm an egomaniac (why else would I be writing this blog?). But it still might take some time for me to post comments, even really flattering ones. And I might not respond to comments (hopefully because I become such a minor Internet celeb that I don't have the time, right). But thanks for reading even if you don't comment, and thanks for commenting if you do, even if it's to call me a sick monkey.
