List of Things I Am Not

1. I am not dead, killed by earthquakes or hurricanes.
2. I am not receiving a tremendous amount of job satisfaction of late.
3. I am not surprised by #2, nor should you be because I seem not to receive tremendous amounts of job satisfaction often enough.
4. I am not giving up on blogging.
5. I am not inspired.
6. I am not breaking up with Sveta.
7. I am not entirely pleased with how I handled her last week home.
8. I am not in the mood to talk about that further.
9. I am not feeling overly sexy.
10. I am not getting laid with any degree of regularity.
11. I am not saying that I deserve to get laid at all, but I am missing the comfort of regular visits to nookie town.
12. I am not up to seeking out new partners, and my old partners are either MIA or not worth bothering with.
13. I am not as busy as I've ever been, which doesn't explain why I feel like I've got no time.
14. I am not sleeping well.
15. I am not going to do more filler just to keep my post count up.
16. I am a bit sorry that it came to this, but see #5.