Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Disney Chicks

Is it just me, or does everyone find the animated girls of Disney hot?

I mean, that's a rhetorical question because there are endless pictures of them naked online, so obviously enough people must find them attractive to draw them and to see those drawings.

But they are sexy little things, aren't they? I think Jasmine is probably the hottest because she's so exotic, but Belle has the whole intellectual chick thing going on. I'd do them both in a country minute if they were real, or if I were a drawing. Actually, I think being a drawing might be kind of fun.

I'm rambling a little because I'm a little drunk and I was thinking about how strange it is that Disney has created these sex symbols almost by accident. Or maybe the animators are as horny as I am. But who wouldn't want to take one of the Disney girls home? Really? Come on, admit it, you have a thing for Tinkerbell.

Some of the best "Disney" porn is incest-themed too, so double bonus there. My brother used to love pretending I was the Little Mermaid when he was younger, by the way. We'd watch that movie and he'd get a stiffy just seeing her swimming around in those shells (and then she's naked too, mustn't forget that) and we'd pause the movie and fuck, or sometimes just let the movie play and fuck. I've seen that movie upside down more often than I've seen it the right way, and I've caught glimpses of it out of the corner of my eye. God I wish he were around so we could do that again.

Anyone out there have stories of sex involving Disney movies? You should share them.

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