No, this post is not about having sex with roughly three people. It's just my overly-educated way of saying potpourri like on Jeopardy, because I have no one topic to discuss. I swear, I'm too smart for my own good sometimes, especially when I'm making silly puns.
No word yet on my indiscretion of last Sunday. Hopefully that means the whole thing has blown over already. Or maybe it's just saving up to kick me in the ass. We'll see.
Speaking of ass, a perusal of some nice porn got me thinking about positions, and I recalled one which I love to see in porn and which I've never tried but which I imagine would be good for anal. Not being a Kama Sutra expert I don't know what its poetic name would be, but it involves the guy (or gal with strapon I guess) sitting in a chair with legs spread and the gal sitting on top of him facing away with her legs between his. It's kind of a cross between reverse cowgirl and rear entry with the man straddling the woman. I'm not doing a good job of describing it. Try looking at this picture; it's not perfect, but it has the general idea. UPDATE: here's another one which isn't sitting but if it were it would be what I'm talking about.
At any rate, it's got the best of both worlds: gals, you control the action like with reverse cowgirl, but by bending forward you can have an almost doggy-style experience. At least, I'd think so. I've never had anal that way, and I'm dying to try it now. From my experiments this morning with my dad, it's not too great for vaginal intercourse for the women, because with the man straddling your ass it's harder for him to get deep, but it can be a nice surprise for the man because you can squeeze your legs together and become quite tight. Anyway, another option.
I make the pictures I post small for several reasons: one, they take up practically no space, two, it's harder to identify me (which is important to me because I don't want anyone to get locked up because of things I say), and three, it's just fun to be a tease. Mostly three. Smidges of two. One is a happy coincidence.
Well, that was roughly three things, so it was a mix of roughly three.
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