TMI Gameshow

From the vaults:

1. The Price is Right:
What is the right price to make you have sex with a total a total stranger?

Depends on the stranger.  If I'm attracted to them, the price would be shockingly low, to the point where simply coming up to me and saying, "Hey, wanna fuck?" might do it.  If I'm not, there would be negotiations.  With a guy, I could price myself quite reasonably, with maybe some upcharges for premium services.  With a lady... unfortunately, I have a harder time here, because women to whom I'm not attracted tend to turn me off completely.  I'm sure a price could still be reached, but it would probably be more.  Sorry ladies.  But I think $1000 would probably get me to have lackluster one-time sex with pretty much anyone, if we're putting a ceiling on it.  I'm pricing myself out of the market there I know, but it's lower than a lot of people's price, I would imagine.

That said, I'm not looking for johns.  And if I were, I would definitely have to have right of refusal.  And condoms would be worn.  And kissing might not happen.  The price for those rules to be waved would be much, much higher.

But who am I kidding: I fuck plenty of people for free, so I'm not looking to change my business model to premium.

2. Make Me Laugh:
What part of your naked body when touched, makes you laugh?

The underside of my breasts is sometimes really ticklish.  Ditto the fold between ass and thigh.  But I can be pretty ticklish all over.

3. Family Feud:
What act could you do or thing could you say that would really upset your significant other?

"I never really loved you."  That's pretty easy.  As far as something I could do, maybe force her to do something she really didn't want to do.  Seriously, we're talking nuclear option here though.  I wouldn't do either of these things, not because I don't want to upset anyone, but because they're both horrible.

4. Supermarket Sweep:
You’ve been set free in a sex toy market that includes small items (e.g. condoms, vibrators) to large items (e.g. Sybians, spanking benches) and everything in between. What 5 items will you put in your shopping cart?

I've always wanted a Sybian.  Plus, if it were free, even if I didn't want to keep it, I'd pick one up just to give it a shot.  I'd probably go really expensive.  A really high-priced vibe or two.  Something for anal play which is out of my price range, although I don't have a definite pick.  Basically, I'd find the most expensive things I've always wanted to try and get 5 of them.  I'm poor.  Can you tell?

5. The Dating Game (Blind Date, UK version; Perfect Match, Australian version).
Part I – There are 3 contestants to which you will pose your questions. Will your contestants be of your opposite sex, your same sex, or a mix?

Random choice.  There are three or I'd pick an equal distribution.  Obviously they'd all have to want to fuck me; I don't want gay guys or straight gals.  But let whomever is running the show pick the genders.

Part II – What are 3 questions you would ask the contestants?

"Who won the World Series in 1943?"  That's to weed out any Jerry spies.

No, seriously, I have no idea.  Um...

"How about we forget this stupid game show idea and you can all go to town on me right now?"  Why pick just one?

Bonus: TMI Tuesday Cash Cab (several International versions) – Unsuspecting taxi passengers hail a cab and suddenly find themselves on a TV game show. While on the cab ride you must do specific acts ordered by your cab driver in order to win cash and get the full free cab ride to your destination.

The TMI Taxi has just picked you up. How much cash will you win? At which level will you stop the cab, end the ride, and be dumped at the curb?

Level 1: Flash passers-by either by lifting your shirt or mooning them – $20 (all cash prize amounts are USD)
Level 2: Dry hump another passenger in the cab with you (remember the camera is recording) – $50
Level 3: French kiss the cab driver for 1 minute – $75
Level 4: Have sex, in the cab, with the other passenger who is a complete stranger and…
– if you are gay/lesbian the stranger is heterosexual
– if you are heterosexual the stranger is your same sex
– if you are bisexual you are just having fun *wink*
Cash prize $1000

I'd love to say that I'd go all the way.  But I'm actually pretty shy in real life.  Still, I'd definitely flash the world for $20 (I've done it for less).  And dry-humping someone for $50 seems reasonable, if perhaps a bit under-priced since it's on camera.  Frenching the driver... if we stop driving so I don't cause him to have an accident, seems okay.  But then the last one... I said my price was $1000, and that had nothing to do with this question.  But my price for on-camera sex is probably higher than that.  Still, if I weren't given time to think about this ahead of time and were just picked up by this cab... I don't know.  The other passenger would have to get some input into this, because even though I'm definitely bi, I'm not raping someone for $1000.  Seems like I'd walk away with $145 here.  The rest of it I could deal with, but porn in the back of a cab with a total stranger... might be worth more to me, despite my definite desire for $1000.

The phrasing of the first option (if you're homosexual, the other person is hetero) implies that... well, I'm not sure what it implies.  It should probably say that if you're gay, the other person is the opposite gender, the one to whom you're not attracted.  Because otherwise, I don't give a damn.  If I were a complete lesbian and had to have sex with a straight girl for $1000, it wouldn't change the price vs. having sex with another lesbian.  Unless it means that you've got to rape this poor hetero person, in which case I'm not only calling a halt to it but putting my knee through the driver's nose and breaking all the expensive equipment.  Because fuck that.