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Second, since nothing particularly interesting happened today, I thought I'd share some tales of Mike's life on the road which he shared with me. I spoke briefly about his coed threesome in a past post, but there's more too.
As I said, he picked up two coeds, both short, blonde, and supposedly legal. They were barely though. Mike isn't one to ask for IDs, and since he was plying them with drinks, I'm sure they weren't in a hurry to give IDs.
Things started out innocently enough; he met them on the street while they were heading somewhere and he wasn't heading somewhere else, so he accompanied them on their way. Mike is not afraid of hanging out with girls to get his funk on, so he sat there and talked with them while they got their nails done, then said, "Hey, you want to get a pizza?"
He thinks they were convinced that he was (a) much younger than he actually is and (b) with a friend who would make a foursome. Nor do I imagine that they thought he meant, "Hey, you want to get a pizza delivered to my hotel room?" But they went back to his room, discovered he was solo... and my brother is really lucky, because nine times out of ten they would have freaked out and left, but instead he landed two teens who were perfectly happy to take one drink and then start making out for his amusement. I don't know, maybe they thought he was a porn producer.
The pizza got cold and Mike got lucky, once with each girl. At least, if you count "getting lucky" as penetration and not simply getting lucky in the sense that he was lucky to be getting the both of them to do things to him. He claimed his normal performance with both in quick succession, which in another man I'd view as bragging but Mike doesn't tend to brag overly much about his sexual prowess since he's pretty damn good at it. Plus plenty of his oral ministrations, plus the girls were convinced to go down on one another, although Mike is of the opinion that they had never done that before, and it didn't last too long the first time.
Then they had another drink and ate cold pizza and Mike figured they would probably leave, but instead one of them sat back and watched a bit of TV while the other one came and snuggled briefly with him, then started sucking his cock like a pro, so obviously she had been with a guy before. If Mike says she was good, she was good. I'm not jealous of her, but she was probably quite good. A short while later, he was behind her putting the wood to her hard, when her friend called from the couch, "Hey, put it in her ass." So Mike put it in her ass, which made her moan so loudly he was a bit afraid someone would think she was dying. But she took anal like it wasn't her first time with that either.
The odd gal out stopped watching TV and watched Mike's cock slip in and out of her friend's tight little butt, then she lay back, took another swig of booze, and let her friend eat her out much more enthusiastically than the first time. Mike came (in a condom, he says) and pulled out and they just kept going at it, so he diddled the anal girl with his fingers until they both got off, and then all three of them just sort of curled up together in the bed and fell asleep.
Come the next morning, breakfast via room service was ordered by Mike while one of the nubiles was sitting down on his cock, and when it arrived, as mentioned previously, the other girl (the first one was still getting fucked) went buck naked and opened the door and got the food. Mike didn't even notice, he only realized that the food had arrived when the other girl offered him a bite of something while he was still being ridden slowly.
Then they went and all showered together, which was a bit exciting because the shower wasn't large, but they managed it, and Mike managed another erection and another penetration, but didn't cum because he wasn't wearing a rubber in the shower. Once they got out, without even toweling off, the girl who hadn't had anal wanted it, so Mike obliged, although he said that by the end, he was ready for them to leave. He went back to sleep after they left, actually, poor guy. No, what am I saying, not poor guy. Lucky guy.
After that, I figured he would be out of action for a while, but that night he bagged what he described as a very tasty MILF (a term I don't care for, but he used it), a bit on the heavy side but not fat, just curvy, African-American, big breasts but still perky, a bit flabby in the ass but Mike sometimes likes that. He met her in a bar; once she saw he was interested, she started stroking him under the table, and pretty soon he gulped down his drink and said, "Your place or mine?" or something similar.
Back to her place they went, actually, and he had her twice in the ass with no protection (and to that I said, "Mike, that means you've got to get a test, you know that. I don't want Sveta getting anything." Maybe I'm a bit overprotective, but it's not like he's not regularly tested). He said she was incredible in the ass, but her pussy was so wide it wasn't even working for him, which is why all the anal. But then Mike likes anal, so I imagine it wasn't much of a sacrifice. The second time, he almost didn't make it; again, say what you want about Mike, but he's honest about his performance, and in this case he will admit that he wasn't doing so well, but since he was perfectly happy to eat her out for as long as she wanted before and after both times, I don't think she had much to complain about.
I would love to have been there for both, actually, but the addition of me into the mix (and if I came, Sveta would be there too) would probably have killed Mike. He hasn't been that ambitious in a while, and he certainly admitted it took a bit of a toll on him, but it sounds like it was worth it. Since then, he may have picked up someone, but it hasn't been important enough to talk about. Maybe not. Mike loves to fuck, but he's not completely indiscriminate, nor is he addicted to it as much as I am. He can go weeks without an actual fuck. Me, I'd go crazy. He's perfectly fine with a wank in the shower... oh, wait, I remembered.
Mike has always had this wicked need to leave spunk in hotel rooms in unlikely places. I think it's a bit unfair, but it turns me on anyway. Obviously, I wish he wouldn't waste it on anything but me, but even when I've been in hotels with him he's wanted to do it, and I usually enjoy it when he does. I feel bad afterward for the people who stay in the room after him, but in the moment I'm terrible right along with him.
He's done all sorts of crazy things. Once he came into each of the lights on the wall, those glass-bowl-covered lights. He just jerked off into each bowl. He'll cum onto pillows, or he'll cum between the mattress and the box springs. He'll cum on the chairs or couch cushions. A few times he even came in the hallway outside the room, on walls or potted plants. Once he even came into the ice machine.
I'm not condoning his actions at all. I know it's horrible. But I'm sure he's still up to his old tricks, so if you're in a hotel and there's cum in an odd place, it's probably his fault.
Okay, that's what's up with Mike. Cheeky monkey.
