Anal

I may or may not have mentioned this, but I love anal. I know a lot of people don't, and I've seen several reasons. One, some gals don't fancy it because they just don't. Nothing wrong with that. I don't like swordfish, you don't like anal, she doesn't like peanut butter. It's a matter of preference for some people, and I respect that. I happen to prefer it.

Two, there are some gals who don't like it because they've never done it and they think it's icky. There are a fair number of guys who fall into this category too. Well, I'm all for expanding your horizons, even to the point of trying something like anal, just for fun. But there are some things I've never done and just won't do, so I respect that too. No biggie.

Three, there are quite a few gals who have tried it and hated it, but only because it was done wrong. Now that's just sad. Because there's nothing worse than bad anal. Okay, maybe a few things worse, but if your first time doing anything is unpleasant, it's going to ruin that thing, even if you might have gone on to enjoy it.

Case in point: I know a girl who first got buttfucked when she was really wasted, and so was he. She'd never been with the guy before; it was a drunken hook-up. He didn't use enough lube, made her bleed, wanted her to clean him off even though his cock got all shitty, and just made the whole thing really unpleasant, to say the least. Obviously, this girl never wanted to have anal again. And while I understand that completely, when we started fooling around it was hard for me to keep away from her ass. We would be playing, just kissing each other all over, and I would get down to her little cute butthole and she'd just go cold.

Well, after we talked it out, I could understand why. But we finally became comfortable enough with each other that she didn't freeze up if I started rimming her out. Eventually she let me talk her into using some toys, and I went nice and slow, and pretty soon she was having a good time in spite of herself. She let me fuck her ass with a strap-on, and she got over the worst of it. But she still has no interest in having a guy assfuck her, and she would never go anywhere near my butt with fingers, tongue, or toys. Actually, she's not too interested in being fucked by guys at all. And that's a shame, because she's attracted to them, but that bad time just ruined it for her.

So guys out there, if you finally talk your special lady into letting you give her a probe, don't just jam it in there and be a jerk about it. Because if you turn a gal on to anal, then you will get all the anal you want, even if it takes a little longer to do it. If you turn her off, you're just ruining your chances.

I'm not going to give a whole lot of advice because I'm not Dr. Ruth. Clean is important, unless you're into scat, which I'm not. Nothing spoils the mood like stink. Lube is very important. You might even consider a condom your first time, and don't switch from ass to pussy (or mouth) like they do in the movies (okay, so you won't follow that rule later, but the first time, don't do it). Starting out vaginally and getting relaxed can be a help, but it's not going to substitute for lube.

As far as positions go, I've seen a lot of porn, supposedly porn about "first time anal" which has the girl lying on her back on a table or bench and the guy standing between her legs. It's a good angle for porn, and those actresses are not having anal for the first time. The first time, if you're brave or you trust your guy, ladies you cannot beat doggy style. It puts the anus up in the air where it's easy to get at, and it's just easier to do from a logistics standpoint. Many guys think it's hot too, but what do we care, right girls? They're getting anal, they shouldn't get to choose the position.

If you don't trust your man, reverse cowgirl lets you control things, and it gives you the same convenience as doggy style. I know, he wants to see your tits bounce, but just tell him to watch his cock slowly disappear into your nethers; that might shut him up. Again, lube lube lube. They don't show it in porn, but they're professionals.

Really, the best thing to do is to get yourself a nice big dildo, just a normal one with no frills, and practice with that. This goes for guys too, if you're looking to experiment with switch hitting. Give it a little while to grow on you, but really, if it doesn't eventually start to feel a little better, stop. You don't have to enjoy anal. There's no rule. But it's like most good things: an acquired taste.

I was lucky enough to have good anal the first time, and while I've had some bad anal, I've never looked back (pun intended). I've even given some other people good anal. So consider this a biased but sincere recommendation for it.