I've Thought About It

Come on people, write me some questions to answer. I really want to know. I'm not an expert, but hell, I'll even answer questions about other people if you want. Want to know how large George Clooney's penis is? I don't know, but I'll make something up. I bet it's 6 inches. Prove me wrong, George, prove me wrong.

So today I'll answer another question I made up.

"Lexi, have you ever been in a porno? Why aren't you a porn star?" -Flattering in Flagstaff

I've never been in a porno. I've got pictures, obviously, and I did pose for a boyfriend who was a photography major, and for all I know that stuff made it online (have you seen me somewhere? Then that was it) but I've never done porn.

I know I should. I love porn so much, and I love sex, and sex for an audience excites me. Only a few problems with the idea. One, it's not easy. Two, it doesn't seem like it would actually be fun at all, kind of like my trip into prostitution. Three, I am not really interested in being exploited like that. Four, I don't think I'm good enough.

That last one is not a pathetic cry for help. I mean, I'm good-looking, sure, and I have acted in the past, and I do the sex thing pretty well too, if I do say so myself. But I'm not really porn-star material. It's mostly the first three reasons though, and just a lingering amount of insecurity.

I guess I could start my own little website and self-publish, but it's a hassle and one that I'm not interested in right now. So no, I'm not a porn star just trying to promote a new site. I have no site other than this one (well, I have a place I store some photos but that doesn't really count).

But maybe if you start asking me questions I won't have to waste my time making up my own and I can post some more pictures. Yes, I'm bribing you. Make them good questions and I might even make the pictures larger and/or more explicit. Remember, lexinaughtygirly(AT)gmail.com is the address to write to.