Saturday, May 29, 2010

Graduation

I'm not going to spend a lot of time on the actual ceremony, because that's not what's important.  Actually, it is what's important, but not for the purposes of this discussion.  We're all terribly proud of Mike and looking forward to sponging off his inevitable rise of wealth (okay, that last one is mostly me) and we all enjoyed the ceremonies as much as we could for a long, boring period of time where we were basically waiting to cheer once.

The celebration is what's important.  Sheri came to graduation, so you can imagine that we made up quite the cheering section, and then we all helped pack up Mike's stuff and drove home in caravan.  It would have been easier if it had been closer, but still, I got to drive with Mike and Sheri in a car filled with junk.  And if you think we weren't doing things in the back seat, think again.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.  First thing's first.

It actually started out when I graduated from high school.  Mike talked me into wearing quite the revealing dress under my robe with no underwear on, and then before the ceremony, basically as I was supposed to be getting lined up for the procession, I was actually behind a tree with Mike, my robe and dress hiked up, getting fucked and creamed so that I could feel the cum dripping down my leg as I walked in with everyone else.  I didn't even cum either; it was torture until we got home.

Then, when he graduated, I made him go commando under his robe too, and right before he was supposed to line up, I got under his robe and sucked him off really messily until he was so close to cumming, then popped up, gave him a kiss, and sent him packing with a tent in his robe.  I know for a fact that one or two of his female classmates noticed his bulge because he excused himself after graduation and came back a few minutes later with a shit-eating smile on his face because he'd invited one of them into the bathroom.

So then it was on.  At my college graduation, he gave Gwen and me both creampies to walk down the aisle with. so at his college graduation, I actually made him cum in his pants.  He didn't get another chance because I'm not planning on getting any further degree, at least right now, so now that he's more educated than I am, I had to get my jollies, but I also had to admit that it wouldn't be fair for me to jump out ahead of him.

Instead, I offered to let him make a mess of me if he'd do it in his robe.  I wore the same dress I wore to my high school graduation (and no, I'm not stroking my ego about how it still fits) with no panties, hopped up on his bed and hiked up my skirts and waggled my ass at him.  "You've got an hour before we have to leave; I bet you can make me a real mess for the ceremony," I said.

I was right.  Actually, we were almost late because he was trying really hard to get a third shot in, but then Sheri came in and told me to get my ass in the car and she'd finish him up.  I walked out a bit bowlegged, with cum running down my inner thighs and making a really obvious wet spot on the back of the dress.  It's okay; there are already a few stains.

Sitting through the ceremony with cum still rolling around inside both my holes was interesting.  And Sheri gave me a kiss on the way out, so I could taste cum on my lips too.  Talk about horny.  I actually discreetly tried to play with myself a little until Dad gave me a look.

He's one to talk.  I know the reason I had Mike all to myself was because he was fucking Sheri seventeen ways to Sunday.  He can't keep up with her, never has been able to really.  Definitely couldn't afterward.  She monopolized him pretty much the whole time, but that's okay; I get him all the time.

In the car, Mike took the first shift at the wheel and Sheri and I crawled into the back seat, grabbed a pillow from Mike's stuff, and Sheri sucked every drop of cum that was left out of me and licked up all the dried stuff on the outside.  I was totally naked, the dress had been thrown in the back somewhere and I couldn't find it.  So there we are, driving down the road, Sheri topless, me naked, Mike trying hard to drive while looking in the mirror (it reminded me a little bit of that funny scene from Hot Shots Part Deux, which shows what a loser I am).  I returned the favor to Sheri, so we were both naked, and Mike was getting antsy.

He pulled off an exit to nowhere, we found a secluded spot to switch around, and then I drove, with a sheet wrapped around my shoulders, while Mike in the back took Sheri up the ass, hard as she likes it, and she tried to make me drive off the road by reaching up and tickling me until I warned her that if she didn't stop, I really would kill us all.  I am so glad we didn't get pulled over; it would have been really, really hard to explain.  I was totally naked except for a sheet, and they were too but with no sheets, and yeah, it was fun.

The drive's not that long, so we got home, ran into the house giggling, totally naked, probably seen by the neighbors, but what the hell.  We were all ready for another go, since it had been a while since the last go, but we had to get the stuff in, so we got some clothes on, piled boxes on the floor, and when Mom and Dad showed up (they drive like the ancients they are) we were sweaty and tired and heading for the shower.

"Mike, don't you dare," said Mom.  "I've barely given you a kiss all day.  Let your father go upstairs with the girls; I don't mind a little sweat."  Mike grinned, gave us both kisses, and then started taking Mom's blouse off and kissing her.  I almost stayed to watch, but I really did want a shower since I hadn't had one that day, plus the drying spunk and saliva and juices and sweat, and yeah, it seemed like a good idea too because there would be people joining me.

Upstairs we went, Sheri and I shucking clothes as we went, then turned on the shower and turned on each other until Dad came in, naked, his big cock bobbing as he walked, and I was relegated to younger daughter status for a while.  I call it that when the other two girls pull rank and demand first taste or touch or penetration or whatever.  It works with Dad, but with Mike I generally don't let it happen quite that way.  Except Mari.  If she wants cock, she gets it.  Since that practically never happens, it's not a worry.

Speaking of Mari, she called, but she couldn't afford to come.  She really is quite a long way away, and while I don't know if affording was all of it, it was hopefully most of it, because I think we all felt her absence, Mike in particular.  Still, you do what you've got to do.  I was lucky I didn't have commitments, and I probably couldn't have afforded to go if I were living on my own.  Sheri, lucky bitch, has a decent job that she can take vacations from and she doesn't give a shit about, so it was no big thing for her.

Anyway, Sheri pulled rank and got to get some of that good hot meat first, so I contented myself with fingering her ass.  It's amazing; I could probably fist her ass if I wanted to.  She's not stretched or anything, it just accepts penetration easily.  It's still quite tight once you're in there.  She rode Dad after he pleaded that he was an old man, and I kept two fingers in her ass and moved around so I could straddle Dad's face and kiss her, and she and I came in cycles until Dad said he had to move a bit faster if we wanted anything out of him.

Sheri let me finish him, on my hands and knees, firm hands on my hips and waist, water streaming down.  But he pulled out after another Lexi O and shot into her waiting mouth.  Older daughter.  What can you do?

He left us after we sat for a minute under the water and relaxed, told us, "Don't say in too long; your brother will want a turn."  We were prepared for that, but it never happened.  Mike was busy with Mom.  So we eventually rinsed off, toweled off, and adjourned to my room, where I tried out a few things that Sveta and I have been enjoying and I politely declined the offer to get fisted.  She thinks I'm missing out.  I know it's not my thing.  She'll keep trying, and occasionally she might talk me into something.

Then there was a cake, with all the naked clan around, and we watched a movie, and the Mom and Dad went off to bed and Sheri pulled out an anal vibe and said, "Let's see if we can get another out of him."  We actually got two; he was so excited by the prospect of some butt play that he hardened right up and Sheri, foolish girl that she is, told him to try out the vibe on her first.  He pressed it into her ass, then fucked her while she moaned, at least until I jammed my crotch down on her face.  After a few minutes he pulled out the vibe, pressed into her ass with his cock, and a short time later painted her colon.

I got the last time, with the anal vibe in him, and I said "foolish girl" about Sheri for a reason.  He was tired, it's true, but it was slow and sensual and I could feel the vibration somehow in his cock, and he lasted a long time and then blasted me with a giant load.  It wasn't thick; it was thin as piss, but there was a lot of it, and it felt divine.

Sheri is unfortunately back at Casa de Sheri now, and she took Mike with her for a few days.  They drove back up to get the rest of his stuff, and she called me from the road to say that they were in a restroom in a bar fucking.  She's the wild one.  Then they picked up her car and drove back to her place.

But don't worry; he'll be back in a few days.  As will Sveta.  And that should be something to talk about.  I may not talk about it immediately because I'll be so involved, but something to talk about eventually, definitely.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Not Flash Fiction Friday

If you've come here looking for Flash Fiction Friday, that was last post.  But I wrote another which wasn't any good but I still wanted to share because I amused myself.  Consider it a bonus.  Or a horrible joke.  Or another excuse to look at lesbian Aztec sex, or as I like to call it, laztex.  Quick, call the patent office.  Feeling a bit silly right now, if you can't tell.

Aztec Ritual by Elstabo

Slide 3: Mezo-American fertility ritual.

Typically performed by a man and a woman, the ancients may have realized, as we now do, that two women would make a more interesting composition. We may never know for certain.

Temple markings in the late Olmec period suggest that the ritual could be performed more or less frequently as circumstances dictated. A particularly bad harvest might cause a spate of these rituals. However, somewhat illogically, a good harvest might also arouse the populace to perform. As you can see, the blue feathers represent...

Yes, the feathers. Didn't you notice them? Look on the second subject’s head. Higher.

No, I don't think the nipples are relevant to a discussion of this nature.

Put your quetzal back in your pants, deviant.


Remember all that stuff I said below the actual Flash Fiction Friday post about how you should join in?  If you don't, go back and read it.  If you do, consider this a gentle nudge.

Flash Fiction Friday - Supplicant

Aztec Ritual by Elstabo

The Goddess tastes of corn beer, sweet and yet slightly bitter. She will always taste thus, because that is what Her worshipers expect. She wears nothing but jade and firebird feathers, as if She could not be recognized in anything else.

Her lips, the full pouting lips of a conqueror, are stained red. Do not ask Her why. It is a mistake to believe that, just because She favors gentler sacrifices, She is not all the same addicted to the old ways.

Enter Her chamber warily. Remove all worldly things and bathe yourself in the still waters. Rub oils in all the sacred places. She does not want just anyone.

And when you are joined, the Goddess above you, smiling, will tell you that you have pleased Her.


What, you want more?  Come on, I'm only one woman.  You should be only one man/woman/person/place/thing/sentient gas cloud too and head over to Flash Fiction Friday for the purposes of your reading enjoyment and possible participation.  I promise, it'll change your life.

Specifically, it'll change your life so that you feel compelled to write short, image-inspired fiction every Friday.  That's enough for me.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Badass Motherfiller

Officially out of preplanned filler here.  I had a whole queue, and I was happy.  Now, what with TMI going by the wayside apparently and Flash Fiction Friday replacing porn, well, shucks, I guess I'm going to have to sink or swim.

Sveta is coming home next weekend.  The amount of time that poor girl has spent studying is unreal.  Stupid exams.  Never liked them myself.  The annoying thing is that she will have to stay with her evil step-family (I'm reduced to faerie tale language to define the situation) as opposed to her real family, because she'd like very much for them to keep paying for some tuition.  But hopefully she'll be spending a lot of free time over at her real home.  Can you tell I've moved beyond being guilty about stealing her from her family?  Because I have.  Bastards.  They don't deserve her.

I am rather busy for the early part of the summer and Sveta swears up and down that she will get a job if it kills her, so we may not be spending as much together time as either of us would like, which pisses me off.  But we're going to try to go to Kate's beginning of summer party in June, which should be interesting.  Whether that's "interesting-Lexi's-writing-about-conjoined-twins-fucking" or "interesting-Chinese-curse" or even "interesting-something-to-tell-the-kids-when-we're-old" I don't know.

What's more, Mike may join us again.  May.  He's gradumatating next week.  So proud.  We might actually get to see him for more than a week.  But he's got to run off and get a job too, so not for long.  Maybe a month?  We can but hope.  We can also but hope that his gradumatation (yes, I shall persist in spelling it that way) might draw his older sisters out of the woodwork.  Might.  It's a big day, and we all went to Mari's gradumatation, and mine, and Sheri's (from high school, but still).  Sveta's crushed she won't be able to go.  She can gradumatate him herself once they're both in the same room, I'm sure.

So yeah, lots going on, little time to talk about it, so some things may get lost in the shuffle.  Plus work.  Plus other crap.  Hooray.

Oh, and by the way, I am super duper thrilled for Sephi.  I don't know her as well as some, but I'm still super duper thrilled.  As a firm believer in happy families, every little bit helps.  Also, shout out to one of my readers, Mary, for whom I'm also super duper thrilled.  And for those of you for whom I'm not super duper thrilled, get working on that, okay?  I'm tired of being empathetically sad.

And fuck it, if you haven't heard Flyleaf's Chasm, get out and support a rocker grrl, a species which is looking rather endangered recently.  Christ, I remember the heady days of the early 90s when tough rockin' chicks were the rule rather than the exception (okay, maybe less of the exception, because they've always been somewhat thin on the ground).  I mean, it's no Babes in Toyland, more like Evanescence, but still.

Now that's filler for ya!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday - Inseparable

You might classify this as Flash Joke Friday.  Ah well, in fifty-odd words, how much narrative can you reasonably expect?  I think it's a tender, albeit minimalistic, tale

When we were young, it was always, “Freakshow!” with our classmates. It made it hard to play sports, hard to run, and hard to dress right. Nothing says “freakshow” like a little boy in a skirt just because his sister wanted to wear one.

But now, there are definite advantages to being joined at the hip.


Want to join in?  You should, because I do and everything I do is great.  No, wait, for "great" read "insane" and after "should" append "run screaming."

No, seriously, Flash Fiction Friday.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Poetry Corner

Yes, I write poetry.  Some people already know that.  No, I'm not planning on turning this blog into a poetry blog, because crappy emo poetry is hardly in short supply on the Internet.  But I was feeling creative.  Maybe I'll write some more later.  I'll try to make it saucy.  Oh, and by the way, if this post appears and then suddenly disappears again, it's because I'm trying to get it to present properly.  Once I get it figured out, it'll be back.  But Blogger's post editor doesn't like linebreak tags mixing with paragraph tags, and I like paragraph tags a whole bunch.

Prude

you know it too

you feel the need

the closeness you miss when

your touch is nothing but a touch

somewhere deep in there

your heart yearns too

somewhere deep down

where only you can see

lashing out blindly

breaking beautiful

cutting everyone down

making us alone too

don't you want it too

isn't it past time

let the world embrace you

love is not a crime

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

TMI Celebs

This stupid thing keeps getting shorter and shorter because the browser keeps eating it.  Also, I don't have all that much to say about celebrities.  Still, why not?  From TMI as usual.

Who is one celebrity you would like to:

Cuddle?

Emily Browning.  She's cute.

Elope with?

I prefer, "Run off and rob filling stations with," but hey.  I don't know that I'm all that interested in eloping with any celebrity.  Someone with money, I suppose.  Yes, I'm looking for a sugar daddy.  I'll own up to that.

Love?

I don't know that I'd want to love any celebrity either.  I don't fall in love based on looks, and that's really all I have with a celebrity.  I'm not saying they're bad people, I just don't know them well enough to love them.

Excite beyond words?

I think a speechless Viggo Mortensen is something I could deal with.  He has beautiful eyes.

Bang?

The cast of Firefly.  That's the first thing that comes to mind, but my God, the list is endless.

See in bed with their current fling?

Strictly from curiosity, I'd like to see Branjelina in bed, just to see if they're crazy.  Also because if I could bring a video camera, I would become incredibly wealthy.

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you've had with a celebrity.

I've never had sex with even a minor celebrity, if that's what this means.  I actually don't try to meet celebrities because I'm not a big fan of meeting people for the sake of meeting them.  I've actually met and had personal relationships of the non-sexual kind with various very minor celebrities, and I treasure them because it was real, not just me begging for an autograph.  And I've worked with some people who I suppose in the right circles might be considered celebrities.  However, I doubt highly that most people would know about whom I was talking.  Suffice to say that I've had some very nice friendships with semi-famous people, but nothing to report.