Screwing

I have a toy which seemed like it could be the subject of its own post, which I bought as a joke but found out it was not a joking matter. It looks like a giant drywall screw (and since I'm in theatrical construction, I thought it seemed apropos since we make a lot of jokes about "screwing" and use an immense number of drywall screws) with the accompanying obligatory "screwing" joke. It's not pointy, but it's black and has a head on it (I suppose so it could also be used in the ass, but I've never had the balls for that).

I had it just sitting there, inviting witticism, for a long time, and then one day my sister (no points for guessing which one) said she thought it was criminal that I'd never taken it for a test drive. So I lay back on the bed and she worked on me with it, and let me tell you, it was extreme.

First-off, she figured out that the best way to use it was to essentially screw it into my cunt. Which sounds exciting in and of itself, but which isn't the obvious thing one thinks, until one sees this toy. She pushed it into me until the threads engaged (so to speak) and then turned it, and lo and behold, it augered itself into me. There are several advantages to that, one being that it was easier to push what was fairly large for me at the time in, plus once she got it deep, she could turn it a little at a time to keep pressing on me. Plus the spiral motion really stimulated me. I came hard by the time she was through getting it in.

And then she pulled it out, except she didn't pull it out by turning, just pulled it out. Let me tell you, when my insides had gotten used to being threaded, to suddenly have the threads being pulled rather than turned... well, it was intense. Maybe a little more intense than I had been looking for, but Sheri has a way of making things like that happen to me. I screamed. Anyone who's ever pulled a screw out of a block of wood with a hammer or pry bar knows that it's much easier to unscrew it than it is to pull it out.

I'm not saying that the toy carved threads into my pussy, but it definitely was more intense having it pulled out after being screwed in. I've since seen toys like this being used in pornos (they're usually not designed to look like drywall screws, but there's a thread that runs around them. And they're usually used like a dildo with bumps; the ridges are there to stimulate, but not used to screw in. And I think if you don't do it that way, you're missing out on an aspect of the toy.

Anyway, once it was out, Sheri didn't make the mistake of just trying to shove it back in, she screwed it back in and then pulled it out again. She wasn't violent and she didn't hurt me, but every time, it was intense, and the sensations were totally different going in and coming out. I've never been that fond of "ribbed for my pleasure" but this was different.

It's almost impossible to do it properly by myself though. I can sort of screw it in, but it means that I'm bending over, putting pressure on my stomach, and it makes it hard. And I can't pull it out myself. So basically, it's still just a conversation piece. I never tried it with Sveta because... well, I wasn't sure we were to the point where strange toys were a good idea. I've had it done to me once or twice, but I was just looking at it and remembering, and wondering how I can have it again. A good screw, as it were.

Anyway, that's one of my more interesting toys, and I thought I'd share it, because if you've never tried a spiral, maybe you should try it this way. I will warn you, it's intense if done properly, and you really do have to take something which seems like it would be too large. I could get a smaller one, but it wouldn't work the same way. It would just be a ridged dildo then. Plus, it's a funny novelty.