Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Things Dad Won't Do

God, all this talk about my brother and assfucking is making my ass feel sad and lonely. And Dad won't do anal. He doesn't get turned on by it, no matter how hard I try. Says it makes him feel dirty, or some such. My mom doesn't do anal either, which is why my brother is my only familial source of that forbidden pleasure, and boy do we love anal. But he's not here right now, so my ass is unloved.

I'm toying with the idea of getting my new fuckbuddy, let's give him a name, Glen, to roger my rear smartly. I don't know how he'd react though. I'm not sure that, by the time I see him again on Friday, I'll care. But that remains to be seen.

Or I could dress up like a guy, bind my breasts, and seduce Hunk. No way he'd ever think I was a guy, but maybe if I got him really drunk... nah. Never work. I'll just have to content myself with my favorite anal porn, maybe a butt plug or something. I've got a small, inconspicuous one which I can actually wear around as long as my pants aren't too tight. Then whenever I sit down... it sounds more and more appealing. I wish my brother were here. Or Glen. Or Hunk. Or that Dad was still awake. I'm starving.

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