Because the shit is coming down.
No, really, I definitely want to post something right now, but I can't because I am just about to keel over. I can't type and masturbate and do other things at the same time. I wish I had a laptop so I could be typing posts at work like certain people I know, but I don't. So sadly, you all lose out to my need to get off and then go to sleep.
I apologize for the extended period of less than stellar posts and filler. Friday you'll be getting flash fiction. Beyond that, I have no idea. Maybe I'll have some time tomorrow. Maybe not. The captain has turned on the crazy light, so please assume crash positions because this could get ugly.
If I don't make it, I love you all and I never meant to do that thing with the dwarf goat and the members of the Swedish luge team. Particularly not on a holy day. Forgive me.
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