Thursday, September 22, 2016

Rimming Livetweets

Okay, we were going to do this live on Twitter but it seemed like a waste, since we'd probably just archive all the tweets here anyway and I don't know what Twitter's policy regarding this sort of thing is, plus that would require brevity in the moment that's not necessarily conducive to good writing.

Anyway, even though Sveta has resisted, I'm forcing her to take over the blog so she can give a first-person impression of her feelings while I eat her out, including her new favorite, rimming.  She suggested that I give the impressions while she eats me out, but who wants to read that?  Plus, she likes to be rimmed more than I do, and there's a decent chance she'll cum while I probably wouldn't.  So, without further ado, Sveta, take it away.



Okay, if I must.  Are we going to color-code this so people know who's talking.

[Editor's note: No, because I'm lazy.  But I will be lightly editing things for accidental errors in the throes of passion.]

She says no.  That's Lexi saying it, not me.  God this is going to get confusing.

Lexi says she's not doing anything until I set the scene.  What am I, a novelist?  Fine.  I'm sitting in bed trying to type this stuff with the laptop propped up on my stomach.  My legs are spread.  Lexi is reading this as I type it and telling me that I need to say that my perfect pink pussy is open and waiting.

In the time it took me to type that I could have cum five times.

Down to business.

She's going right for my pussy.  No foreplay?  This is foreplay I guess.  Do lesbians do anything but foreplay?  Sorry lesbians if I'm being insensitive.  I always thought foreplay was everything before the guy sticks it in.  I guess if we were using the strap-on or something.

You're not here to read about her eating my pussy.  She does it very well.  She says I do it well too, but I think she's better.  But then I've never eaten my own pussy.  I'd try that if I could, maybe.  I don't know.  That's just oral masturbation, right?  I do that plenty, so why not?  Masturbation, I mean, not giving myself head.

Lexi isn't reading this [Editor's note: oh but I will] so I can say whatever I want.

Getting hard to concentrate on typing.  Does she want me to cum?  I think so.  Damn, I'm not doing what I'm supposed to be doing.  Which is writing about how it feels.  But it feels good.

She's moving lower now.  Looking forward to this.  Yes, she's licking my taint now.  Ooh, now her tongue's on my ass.  Damn it, don't stop.

She says I have to be more specific.  Okay, fine.  She's back.  I like feeling her tongue going over my ass.  It's like when a cock presses on my ass before it goes in, but softer.

Okay, her lips are around my ass and now she's sticking her tongue in.  Not in.  It's too tight for that.  But she's poking it around the middle.  It feels like a soft finger.  But her mouth is warm.  So, I don't know, a massage?

She says we need to get me open a bit before she can really tongue it.  The first time anything gets stuck up my butt, it's always a little tight.  I remember the first time ever, I almost didn't think I would make it.  But all I have to do is relax and once it's in it's great.

Okay, finger in now.  I remember when a finger was huge.  Now it's just a little tickle.

Her knuckle stretches me out a little.  Ooh, tongue on the taint again.  I wish guys had a tongue at the base of the cock so I could get licked while they were fucking my ass.  That would be wild.

Her finger is all the way in now, I think.  She curls it a little.  That's something a cock can't do.  She's massaging the walls of my ass now.  It's not as deep as a cock but it's gentle.  Tickly.  In a sexy way.  A sexy tickle?

Okay, finger out, tongue in.  She's got the tip in my ass.  Lucky day.  Usually she just licks the outside.  Nope, still not enough.  She's going for a plug.

Okay, lubed up and she's popping it in.  Now I feel full.  Her tongue is on my pussy now.  Damn it Lexi, I can't cum and type.  Hang on a minute.

She's fucking my ass with the plug.  Every time it pulls out it spreads me apart.  It's like taking a crap but then the crap crawls back up my ass again.  That's super sexy, right?  No.  But it feels super sexy.

Getting pretty close.  Hard to type.

Wow, just came a little.  Surprising.  I love it when she licks up the juice.  I remember when I was scared to cum because of the juice.  Not any more.  Everyone loves it.  I love it.

What?

She's going for a bigger plug.  God damn.  Okay, really straining on this.  I'm glad I already used the bathroom before.  And an enema.  Be prepared.

While I'm sitting here getting used to being this full, enemas are great too.  I'd use one every day but they say that's not good for you.  Or maybe it is.  I don't know.  It can make a mess.

If before was like crap crawling back up into my ass, now it's like a freeway down there.  I love it when the plug's wide bit spreads right inside my ass.  Just keep relaxed.

Am I gaping like in porn?  I guess so.  Lexi's tongue is definitely going deeper inside me now.

How does it feel?  Damn it, I want to enjoy it not talk about it.  Okay, fine, if a cock is just a straight spread and a plug spreads in a circle, and a finger is a harder tickle, then a tongue is like a soft tickle.  But sometimes soft tickles are the ticklest kind.  Is that a word?  Whatever.

I want to suck the plug.  I want to suck cocks that have just come out of my ass.  Give me the damn plug.  It's hard to type and suck a plug.

Oh no, I can't suck that.  It's too big.  That was inside me?  Wow.  I could suck it, I guess, but nope, enjoying the tongue too much.

Okay, taking a break from typing because I'm going to cum with her tongue in my ass if I have to rub myself off.



And after that she wasn't interested in typing any more.  Let me just say that having her cum while I'm eating her pussy gets me messy, but having her cum while I'm tonguing her asshole gets me messier.  She came hard and got my hair wet.

Not an unqualified success, I grant you.  I mean, yes, I made her cum twice, but I'm not sure the "in the moment" aspect really worked.  But hey, now I know she wants to suck a cock straight out of her ass, so I can try to talk her out of it.  But she'll probably do it anyway.  Lord knows I have, albeit that I'm not into it like she is.

Let's see, from my end, what's it like?  Well, licking ass basically feels like I'm licking puckered skin.  There's not as much softness as licking a pussy.  Tonguing ass is like tonguing an extremely tight pussy, except it's not shaped the same way, doesn't taste the same, isn't juicy, and is, well, puckered.  As you'd expect.  Once I had her open a little, there was a tight ring I could push into, and then the inside was softer.  Really warm.  Tasted like ass, a little, so I'm not a fan of that, but like clean, slightly musky ass, not shitty ass.

Sveta's right about taking a plug though.  It's totally different from taking a cock or a dildo.  The spread right behind the anal ring presses into the pussy in a nice way, and popping it in and out stretches you in a surprising way, different from the constant pressure of a straight shaft.

Okay, enough.  I think I could probably get her to go off again, and in for a penny, in for a pound, I'm going to try to get my tongue as far up her tight little asshole as I can before I do.  Hope this was instructive for someone.

If you've got requests or questions for us, send them along.  I know there are a few questions I haven't answered, and that's probably because I forgot them, so feel free to send them again.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, this all happened before and I'm just getting it edited and posted now, or rather scheduled for now, which I should have changed because I've already posted another more recent story.  But you get an embarrassment of riches this evening.

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