Monday, September 14, 2009

Hook, Line, Sinker

Sinker? I don't even know 'er.

Gales, absolute gales of uproarious laughter.

Okay, enough. A fisherman of my acquaintance pointed out to me recently that often there must be a choice between fishing and sex (and to his shame in anonymity, he chooses fishing, but we still love him) and it was too bad that there couldn't be both simultaneously.

Which seemed like a terrific idea to me. Imagine, if you will, a sport boat, out in the Caribbean, and on board we have little ol' me and a studly stud with a massive pole... and also a large rod. We could go fishing for a big one, as it were, or we could try to catch a marlin. Instead, we decide to do both.

Just think what it would be like. First, there are large portions of fishing (and I've been fishing many times, before anyone asks) which are boring (which is when I usually wish I had someone along who was more interested in me than in the fish). So we could both get in that big chair in the bow of the boat, totally naked of course, with his cock thrusting up into me, me on his lap facing forward, and just enjoy that while we waited for the tell-tale tug on the line.

Then, when we hooked one, imagine the ride. I think the tension of both of us trying to reel in a monster, being tossed about over the ocean by waves and such, would be a terrific way to fuck. Sure, there are some logistics there, but still, if we could make it work, what a ride indeed. The pole pressing back against my clit, rubbing up and down with every bounce, his cock thrusting into me, rooting me in place, his body pressing against mine as we both fight the fish.

Anyone out there who's a porno producer, this shit needs to get made. I've seen sex on boats, but not like this. If you could make it happen, it'd definitely be a new angle.

Yeah, I'm a bit pent up, if you haven't noticed.

But for the ladies out there, I could see the same thing with a double dildo, or maybe somehow attaching a dildo to the pole so as it got jerked around it would fuck the girl in front. I can see possibilities. But I think most of us gals know the correct answer to the question, "Fishing or sex?"

It's, "Sex!" for those guys out there who might wonder.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I resemble that remark. No, I love the idea. Timing would be critical though. Fighting a tarpon can take over an hour. That would have to be one studly dude and dudette. It would put a filmmaker in knots. I can picture some creative "rod holders".