Dad and Squirting

A question! A question! Lawdy lawdy, we're havin' biscuits tonight!

"did you warn dad ahead of time that sveta was a squirter. has he ever experienced that with anyone." - spacemountai

Well, the first part is easy. My Dad knew she was a squirter since pretty much I knew. I think I told him about it the night after I first experienced it myself (as a viewer, if you'll recall; only later did I get a chance to get a closer-hand experience). So he knew, but I think even knowing he was a bit surprised at how wet she gets. I would never suggest it myself, but she could get a job doing porn where all she did was masturbate. I mean, she's cute as a button, but the orgasm would send her over the top. But that's not going to happen, thank goodness. Unless she decides to do it on her own, of course; I wouldn't stop her if she wanted to.

As to the second part, I actually asked Dad, because I didn't know. It's not like I have an exhaustive knowledge of my father's sexual exploits.

Turns out, while she's the most reliable squirter he's ever known (she really is amazing; if she orgasms, she gets wet), she's not the only one or even the most intense. According to Dad, he's made a few women squirt, but never more than once. A girl he dated before he married Mom holds the title. He said she only squirted the first time they fucked, the first time he made her cum, and he thought she'd pissed herself at first.

She was riding him, a real wild cowgirl, up and down so hard he was afraid his cock was going to rip off, and all of a sudden she screamed and fell off him, and he thought, "Oh shit, she's having a seizure." Then he saw this cascade of fluid shooting from between her legs, and that freaked him out too. And chances are good that the reaction, plus the fact that she'd never done it before, was enough to give her a mental block and keep her from doing it again.

Not that they didn't have good times, according to Dad. He made sure she was okay, she said she was just super, better than super, and he knew she hadn't pissed herself because it didn't smell like piss and she'd obviously had a massive O. They changed the sheets, she was really apologetic, said she didn't know how it had happened. He had gone soft, but got hard again, and she was so sorry for what happened (not that she should have been, but whatever) that she let him cum inside her. Then she gave him a blowjob, got him back up to speed (he was younger, God it must have been something) and they fucked again. She either didn't cum or didn't cum hard enough to notice.

He said he's never had anything similar since. Sure, he's gotten a bit of gush from a few girls, but nothing like that. Sveta was a treat for him, because while her orgasm isn't exactly a squirt, per se, more of a gush, still, it's a good time. I sometimes wish I had a cock (well, for more reasons than this, but for this in particular) just so I could feel her cum on it, feel the warmth and wetness well up around me. I've felt it on my fingers and tongue, but on a cock it must be fantastic.

So yeah, that's my Dad's goofy squirting story. I sure hope that poor girl was able to figure out how to do it again, only with a bit more control, because nobody should get brain-fucked because of some little thing going wrong. Plus, a fire hydrant cum from a woman is not something you see every day. Nor an epileptic orgasm either.

Or maybe it was just how awesome my Dad is. Only kidding (I'm not kidding Daddy).