Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Physical Trivia

Well, instead of some generic questions, I'm going to do another trivia list. This one, I'll try to keep to physical attributes. As always, questions are welcome.

  1. I blush. It's one way of telling exactly what I'm thinking, and I wish I could control it. I'd be a terrible poker player because my blush would be a serious tell. I blush at the drop of a hat, too. I blush when I lie, I blush when I'm embarrassed, or happy, or laughing, or turned on. But while I may get a little flushed during sex, usually the part of me that blushes is centered around my hips. It sometimes goes as high as my breasts, or down my legs, but particularly when I cum, I blush. And then, oddly enough, when I cum with a cock in my ass, my ears generally blush. Weird, I know. Not my face, just my ears. It's not a constant, but it's happened.
  2. If I'm really horny, my privates heat up. I mean, after my orgasm fast last year, I could have toasted marshmallows over my cunt. Okay, not really, but the hornier I am, the less likely I am to want to wear anything to hold in the heat, which I guess assists in removing the problem of horniness. Maybe it's an adaptive trait.
  3. My nipples get hardest when they're sucked. Pinching actually tends to make them soften, and arousal makes them hard, but not as hard as being played with. And fingers aren't as good as lips and tongue. But my nipples never get hard enough to cut glass or anything. Maybe it's because they're small. Sheri's get harder than mine. I'm fairly sure Sveta's do too.
  4. I'd be a disappointment to porn producers if they wanted to see an anal gape. I don't gape. Now, that's not a bad thing at all, but really, I can take a giant fucking cock, but my asshole closes right back up. I'm loose inside, but the opening is still pretty much closed. I won't credit muscle control, because it's not conscious. The muscle control comes in when I'm loosened up inside. The outside, apparently, takes care of itself. I am so not complaining about this.
  5. I do not have a large cunt, large labia, a large clit. You've all seen it. You know. But I have a fairly deep cunt, which means width affects me more than depth. A long, thin cock wouldn't do me as well as a short, fat one. Although I can enjoy both, particularly if used properly. People always ask me whether size matters, and I always say no, but to be fair, it only matters a little. Size can't compensate for lack of skill, but skill can compensate for lack of size. Obviously, I'd most like size and skill, but my Dad's only one man.
  6. I have hip, back, and neck problems. This isn't sexy. I really don't know why either, other than hard living. It means I can't do splits, I sometimes can't straddle a guy for too long, and I probably shouldn't sleep on my side but I still do. Also, I like comfort. It's sexy to be taken rough in rough surroundings, but given my druthers, I'd rather fuck on a feather bed.
  7. I used to fool with my hair a lot, and I mean both carpet and drapes. Now, I shave the carpet (and other areas) and keep the drapes manageable. It's not that I hate pubes, it's that I don't feel like dealing with them, nor with hair. If I thought I'd look good, I'd just dip my entire body in a depilatory cream, and be totally bald all over. Hair is annoying. Fortunately, my body hair grows slowly, so I don't have to shave every day.
  8. I have one foot with the big toe larger than the second toe, and one foot with it smaller. I don't know what that means. My hands are symmetrical, but my feet aren't.

Well, that's all I can think of right now. Nothing major, but that's why it's called trivia.

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